Political Convention Craziness Continues, AND Ron Paul Announces There Will be NO Third Party Run (Abraham Fungus Jr. calls him "cowardly")

Clint Eastwood talking to the chair from "Pee Wee's Playhouse" television program

Welp, hello again true believers.  We have certainly seen and heard a lot of craziness at the political conventions so far this election season, from Clint Eastwood talking to a chair at the Republican convention, to...well, I can't think of anything crazy that has happened at the Democratic convention so far...but just stay tuned.  I believe Bill Clinton is giving a speech tonight, and he has been known for being a pretty wild, and crazy guy at times.  Let's see what he can come up with... if anything...

"Y WUD U DO DAT?" cat (found on the internets)

Now, let us jump head first into our main topic...  "OH GOD WHY, Ron?"  Ron Paul made it pretty clear during his appearance on last night's episode of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, that he will NOT launch a third party run for the White House.  (SEE: Ron Paul on Leno: Confirms He Will NOT Run 3rd Party)

I am extremely disappointed about this.  We have heard so much saber rattling from Jesse Ventura and others about challenging the status quo with a third party run, but it appears it was just a lot of blowing of smoke, and huffing and puffing, because when the chips are down, and the time comes to throw their hat in the ring, they all say they don't have a chance, so why even bother?  It seems like the American people are suffering from new heights of apathy, as everyone is too disheartened to even attempt to challenge the power elite.

Luckily JimmyFungus.com endorsed presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr. is not afraid to fight.  Abraham Fungus Jr. expressed his displeasure about the recent course of events, and even called Ron Paul "cowardly" in his most recent statement.  See the video below so that you may see and hear what I am talking about here...



Well said, Abraham Fungus Jr., who is also holding his political convention this week.  If you don't believe me, check out of a photo of some of the Fungus convention festivities below...

"You said everyone would be here." ~ sad cat meme

Well there is so much going on in the world that it is positively insane... But that will just have to wait for the next thrilling exciting episode at JimmyFungus.com...

Because now, we are going to play ourselves out with a song...

Lit in "My Own Worst Enemy"

That will end our journey today.  God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!