What does Giorgio Tsoukalos have to do with Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles? (and other mysteries of the universe unraveled) PART TWO...YES, KIDS. THIS ONE'S THE REAL DEAL.

THE EXCITING RETURN OF GIORGIO TSOUKALOS

"World War I flying ace Giorgio Tsoukalos" created by an unknown genius

It has been a long time since we have had an entry on legendary ancient alien astronauts expert Giorgio A. Tsoukalos.  Unless, you count my last entry What does Giorgio Tsoukalos have to do with teenage mutant ninja turtles? (and other mysteries of the universe unraveled) PART ONE...also, I answer Nellie Vaughn's crazy questions . ...and you really can't, because...I began on the topic of "Giorgio Tsoukalos and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"...

THEN THIS HAPPENED...  

the magnificent fleeing gorilla gif  (created by an unknown genius)

Like this amazing, magnificent baboon (well, maybe he is not technically a baboon...maybe Gorilla Bananas of The Japing Ape will clarify that for us.),  I had begun my quest...only to have to abandon the mission in quasi-failure. 

But...WAIT...not so fast.  We have again re-assembled the mission for today.  First, rewind back to Thursday April 12, 2012, and our journey begins.  New reader and prolific blogger Catherine, ex oh mwah! of Rainbows and unicorns. , made a list of some of the wacky search terms people were googling that were causing them to end up on her blog.  Ironically, later that day,  I too was examining this data concerning my own site JIMMYFUNGUS.COM <-----my own site...  and I noticed someone had google searched "What does Giorgio Tsoukalos have to do with teenage mutant ninja turtles?"  As you probably have guessed, I had a great deal of difficulty sleeping that night as JIMMYFUNGUS.COM<----my own site...did not really have any good information on that subject.

UNTIL NOW...

WHAT GIORGIO TSOUKALOS HAS TO DO WITH TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

Giorgio Tsoukalos, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

As, always...I spent a great deal of time and effort searching out pertinent information on this issue, and after about the 9th or 10th hour of my research, I found this video by a youtube user going by the handle 4DaBigTime...






...and I can state categorically, that up until this point in human history (which is many thousands of years, or depending what your religious belief system is, or when you started keeping track, millions or billions even, perhaps), it is without exception, the greatest video ever made on Giorgio Tsoukalos, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.   Which leads us to the...

SONG OF THE DAY

Elton John's "Caribou" (front and back covers)

That shall end our cosmic journey on Saturday April 21, 2012. Once again....God bless you and thank you for your support.

I Got Tagged Again (Dammit with a capital D!), and my FIRST GIF EVER

Boxxy:  "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!"

Well, dang it, I got tagged again.... I was already tagged and have dodged some previous taggings but Aysh of http://ohmeowmeowoh.blogspot.com/ tagged me, and obeyed all the rules (except the one about not tagging people that have already been tagged), and seemed excited about it and everything...so alright CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!! BTW, what you see up there is the first gif I have ever made... So, this is a momentous occasion indeed.

Ok, I am not gonna post the rules again..and nobody wants to hear 11 random things about me...So, I will just answer the questions...  Here we go...

1. If you could change one thing about yourself physically, what would you change? I would like to be physically stronger...mainly for self defense purposes.
2. If you had to choose one song to listen to everyday for the rest of your life, what would it be? "Harmony" by Elton John
3. If a wizard randomly appeared, and offered you the gift of immortality, would you take it and why? I realized the other day while writing my article about the existence of God, that I had lost all desire to live for eternity. I will just be thankful to make it through the rest of this life honestly. So God can no longer hang that "I won't let you into heaven" thing over my head anymore. Though I suppose He can still hang the "I'm sending you to hell forever" thing over my head.
4. If you could be one character from a book/comic/movie, who would you be? Superman
5. Red lorry or Yellow lorry? Wat?
6. What's your favourite type of food (curry, chinese, italian etc.) All food is fine with me.
7. Are some people born evil, or is it a learnt behaviour? I don't know. If Hitler hadn't had a really hard life, I think he probably just would have been a huge jerk, instead of the most evil guy who ever lived. Environment exacerbates the problem I think.
8. Who is your hero? Why? Anyone who puts others before themselves is a hero. We seldom hear about them, because they are very humble, so I don't really know any names here.
9. What was your favourite subject in school? History
10. Do you think animals have consciousness like we humans do? Do they have a sense of selfhood, and are they aware of their feelings and experiences? I hope not, because then it is kinda mean to eat them.
11. Do you believe Aliens? I will refer you to Ancient Aliens expert Giorgio A. Tsoukalos on that one.

Alright kids...I'm gonna call it a day. Remember to keep your feet on the ground...and keep reaching for the stars...

Or something like that.

Mysterious Thoughts of the Day with Giorgio A. Tsoukalos

Well, if you are anything like me, you start your day by rolling out of bed.... or more like rolling around on the floor you sleep on, and say to yourself, "I wonder what the hell leading ancient mysteries expert Giorgio A. Tsoukalos has been up to."  It is for this reason that today I am starting an entirely new, and very exciting segment called...

MYSTERIOUS THOUGHTS OF THE DAY WITH GIORGIO TSOUKALOS

Ok, kids, well that is enough of an explanation...just watch this vid, and then we shall discuss what we have learned...










So, to summarize...

In ancient times we were visited by... aliens.

The human race learned mathematics, astronomy, and agriculture from... aliens.

Electricity was invented by... aliens.

The ancient pyramids were built by...aliens.

And for you any of you, naysayers, and doubting Thomases who can't handle this just remember,

"The only way the ancient astronaut theory can be disproven is when the extraterrestrials show up and say, 'we were never here in the past.'" Giorgio A. Tsoukalos.

Ok, well that will end another exciting trek through the blogosphere. As always God bless you, and aliens.