Hello again, true believers. In our last exciting post, we discussed political propaganda and the toll it takes on our democracy (or what's left of it). But are we as a people, finally getting hip to what is going on here? Have you ever surfed the internet and seen the slew of "So-and-So DESTROYS So-and-So" political videos. Video titles like "Senator Such-and-Such CRUSHES Ron Paul", "So-and-So eviscerates Robert Gibbs", "Glenn Beck annihilates (fill in the blank)", or vice versa. For example, one side will post a video "Moe DESTROYS Curly"...then the other side of the aisle will post THE EXACT SAME VIDEO and the title will be "Curly DESTROYS Moe." I mean honestly, do they think we're that stupid? We are gonna just sit there and say, "Oh ok. Senator Larry Fine destroyed Congressman Moe Howard in a debate. That takes care of that!"
So, I figured WHAT THE HECK... I could get in on this little trend and post my bogus headlines as well. So here it goes...
Bad Luck Brian DESTROYS Sean Hannity!!!!!
Bad Luck Brian CRUSHES Sean Hannity
Unfortunately, this tremendous victory did not change Bad Luck Brian's luck all that much...
Bad Luck Brian: "EXPELLED FROM COLLEGE FOR PLAGIARISM"
and now for something completely different...
"The Amazing Spiderman" trailer
I don't really have anything profound to say about this "The Amazing Spiderman" trailer. I pretty much brought it up, just so I would have a chance to re-post this...
"that really rustled my jimmies": "slightly rustled" Emma Stone edition
The Return of Dax Flame Continues
Dax Flame: "I think I got the measles, baby!"
SEE: My Improvisational Acting Moments - YouTube As you know, I have been very excited about the return of Dax Flame to youtube, and what this might mean for our future. This will be the first in a series of new Dax Flame memes...so stay tuned.
SONG OF THE DAY
Best Coast "When I'm With You" video
And as we so often do, today we play ourselves out with a song... Here is "When I'm With You" by Best Coast.
Once again, God bless you, and thank you for your support.
I think it is obvious to everyone here that the powerful forces of destiny were at work when the "That really rustled my jimmies" craze hit the web. Who better to assemble a compendium of the best jimmy rustling all across the intertubes, than I, investigative journalist Jimmy Fungus? (A few of these memes down there I actually just made myself, hot off the creative frying pan known as my mind. Well, you guys can try to guess which ones I made, if you want.)
So, now, without further ado, I am going to run down the best of the best "rustled my jimmies" memes, cartoons, videos, etc. and so forth across the internets. Now, pay attention Gorilla Bananas of http://japingape.blogspot.com/ . You will probably spot some of your relatives in this lineup...
"That really Rustled My jimmies"
I think this particular one, is the most common and popular of the "rustled my jimmies" memes across the vast digital super highways known as "the internets." The original picture of this majestic creature was actually originally posted here nors | Flickr - Photo Sharing! . Little did the original poster know that this gorilla was going to become the most famous ape since King Kong...or at least since Magilla Gorilla.
"I refuse to let this Russle my jimmies."
There are always those of us convinced they have complete control of their emotions like some Buddhist Kung Fu master... that they have complete control of their jimmies. Well, if this is the case with you...more power to ya...
"JIMMY STATUS: RUSTLED" via bronwinningg.tumblr.com
This is a much more realistic approach to me. This is what I look like when my jimmies initially get rustled.
"CALM DOWN YOU'RE FULL ON RUSTLED, BRO"
"I see Jimmies and Jimmy acessories I tell ya what"
This is the Hank Hill edition of the "that really rustled my jimmies" meme. There should always be a Hank Hill version of everything. Though apparently when Hank's jimmies get rustled his head morphs into the gorilla from the Gorilla Munch cereal box.
"Not sure.. If jimmies have been rustled.." via utefans.net
Then there are those times when we are just not sure... perhaps we are victims of a drive-by jimmy rustling. We just don't know what to think.
rustled my jimmies Jesus
When your jimmies are rustled, you can choose to use that energy for destructive purposes...or to focus that energy into positivity, and use the opportunity to show that you are a vessel of love for your fellow man.
"OH GOD MAH JIMMIES"
"Please don't russle my jimmies" Spike via icanhascheezburger.com
You can try politely asking people not to rustle your jimmies,...but from personal experience this almost never works.
"JIMMIES" via knowyourmeme.com
This is the Giorgio Tsoukalos version of the "that really rustled my jimmies" meme. There should always be a Giorgio Tsoukalos version of everything.
Jimmies Neutron via lumpytoast.tumblr
Be aware that when you get your jimmies rustled...there is a darn good chance you're gonna come down with the Gorilla Munch head.
"millions of jimmies were suddenly rustled" Obi-Wan Kenobi via knowyourmeme.com
Once you are mature in your training, you can easily sense the rustling of jimmies...
"GOOD, GOOD, LET THE JIMMIES RUSTLE THROUGH YOU."
"the jimmies rustle softly" my source: alexevanszombie.tumblr.com
For some...the rustling of jimmies can be a spiritual....even life transforming experience.
"YOU have rustled my Boxxies!" Boxxy.
Boxxy's jimmies are unrustle-able.
Dax Flame: "JIMMIES RUSTLED"
This is the one I identify with the most. A typical day in the life of Jimmy Fungus.
Rebecca Black: "DON'T RUSTLE REBECCA'S JIMMIES"
And how can any lineup of celebrity jimmy rustlers be complete without R.B. Rebecca Black?
jimmies status: UNRUSTLED (Bill Nye the science guy version)
MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - THRIFT SHOP FEAT. WANZ (OFFICIAL JIMMIES EDITION)
"Our jimmies are eternal. None can rustle the Triumverate."
I am sure whoever created this particular masterpiece meant to write "no one can rustle the Triumvirate." That is the cool thing about internet memes is you can spell words wrong, make typos, and grammatical errors, and none seems to care...err, i mean NO ONE seems to care. Here we have the gorilla from the Gorilla Munch box, the Panda Puffs panda (i think), and I don't know that much about the koala bear. I will have to take better notes next time I am in the cereal aisle at Walmart. The "Triumverate" seems to symbolically mirror the trinity (the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost) of Christianity. Maybe I'm reading too much into it. These memes and their meanings can get pretty deep, ya know. Well, anyway this particular meme even comes with it's own video...
and finally the "I WAS IN THE TRIUMVIRATE BEFORE IT WAS COOL" rustled my jimmies meme
