ahh I did a video on this Shia LaBeouf #HeWillNotDivideUs stuff last week but ran out of time to blog post about it
Welcome back, true believers. Just thought I'd dissect the strange goings on between youtube superstars idubbbz and Tana Mongeau for you while I had a few spare moments.
bear meme from the internets
If you spend a lot of time at youtube you know who idubbbz is and you probably have more recently heard of Tana Mongeau... well, instead of rumbling on I will just post the pertinent videos and let you sort through it all if you wish to do so.
First I will post Idubbz Content Cop expose on Tana Mongeau...
found this Harambe meme on the internets
And here is Tana Mongeau's version of what happened...
Alexander Jahans
And here is my video on the whole sordid affair (featuring the first ever episode of "Caught in the Crosshairs") which I highly recommend that you watch...
"You're Alive!" gif starring Jennifer Lawrence and a Bear
It was a tumultuous week for celebrities in Paris, but luckily our roving reporter Gossip Goat was all over that...
Justin Bieber with fans?
Concerning the confrontation Justin Bieber had with a Paris photographer in which the pap allegedly got slugged by the Biebs, Gossip Goat reports...
And earlier in the week, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian got booed entering a Paris fashion show...
new "Kanye (West) Is in the Building" meme
And G.G. was on top of that story as well...
"Assassin's Kittens Unity" by Mr.TVCow gif
But there is a lot more going on at my youtube channel than the discussion of unruly celebrities. This week Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves and newcomer Ricardo the Rhinoceros also reviewed 2 hot videos (well, actually one was technically a Vine)... "Assassin's Kittens Unity" by Mr.TVCow, and "I'm hot right?" by Brandon Bowen.
Brandon Bowen is hot
Anywho, here is the latest episode of LORD THROCKMORTON FUNGUSLEAVES ULTIMATE DANCE PARTY AND EXCITING CHANNEL REVIEWS (ft. Ricardo)...
And here is Brandon Bowen's exciting Vine...
Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo...
"Welcome to the Internet" gif (created by an unknown genius)
Well, kids... one of the worst things to ever happen in this history of the internets happened this past week. It seems Jennifer Lawrence and a whole slew of very important people had their photos hacked off their ICloud phone thingies (or whatever an ICloud is...I'm not sure, I can't afford one), and it has caused one hell of a commotion.
CNN's foremost technology expert Brett Larson blames "the hacker known as 4Chan" for the leaked JLaw photos
The corporate media has been trying to blame "the hacker known as 4chan", but we don't jump to conclusions like that on this blog. We have some journalistic integrity around this place...
Which is the perfect segue into the very first ever episode of GOSSIP GOAT STRIKES BACK starring Gossip Goat. Check it out below...
But the leaked Jennifer Lawrence photos aren't all we're going to talk about in this post. Also, this week on my youtube channel, another exciting episode of WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA...
WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA Parental Advisory
A British kid talking about someguy827 talking about the AmazingAtheist talking about Justin Bieber (or something like that)
In this week's episode, Wilford Fungus and company tackle the rise of an up and coming YouTube superstar who goes by the alias BurnCoalition. Well, just watch...
Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Welcome back, true believers. Are you ready for JimmyFungus.com's second badass post in a row? I don't think that you are. But anywho, we have an absolute ton of material to cover in this entry, so hang onto your potatoes. This is going to be exciting...
"SAVE YOURSELVES" kitten says, "GO ON WITHOUT ME." in this cat/kitten meme I found on the internets
I don't really know where to begin, so I tell you what we are going to do....
...I will post this week's edition of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up" (hosted by the distinguished Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves III),...
...and then I will share with you, some of my own delightful thoughts on all the exciting topics the Lord of Fungus covered in his informative report.
So, how does that sound???
evil cockroach "Good. Good." gif
If evil cockroach is satisfied then so am I. So without further ado, here is the latest edition of Current Events Rodeo Round-Up. (Topics covered include... Selena Gomez and her role in the potential blockbuster movie "Getaway", Miley Cyrus and her potential smash hit and latest single "We Can't Stop", as well as the new video and duet by Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran "Everything Has Changed.")
Catie Wayne MIND = BLOWN gif (via catiewayne.com)
Selena Gomez pulling a gun on Ethan Hawke in "Getaway" gif
O.K. Let's try to dig into all of this. These crazy Disney kids seem intent on dirtying up their previously quasi-"squeaky clean" images. IMHO Selena Gomez is doing it in a better way, with some dramatic roles in major motion pictures that deal with some mature content.
Ya gots to love Miley though. Unlike Justin Bieber, who is deeply concerned with what the Beliebers think of him, she seems to be throwing caution to the wind. Every time the Biebs is caught "screwing up" his reaction seems to be, "Uh ohz. I made the Beliebers mad. I better try to smooth this over a bit." (That is NOT a direct quote by the way.) Miley on the other hand seems to take the polar opposite approach.
the "f*ck you! I won't do what you tell me" cat meme (found on the internets)
Welpers, dear ones, I am beginning to be a bit concerned about what effect this cynical attitude is having on our society. Case in point this "sloth meme" phenomenon that is sweeping the internets like a great ball of fire...
"chillin' like a villain" sloth meme/gif thingy
What exactly could be cuter or more adorable than a sloth? The endearing sloth... nothing but purity and sincerity as far as the eye can see.
Then someone had to make that "rape sloth" meme...
When memes collide... (I was inspired to meld together the "rape sloth" meme and the "goat with guns" meme while viewing twitter.com/HashMyTag's media grid)
I don't know. I never really found the "rape sloth" internet meme very cute OR funny. At least our gentle friends the goats have hitherto been able to preserve some measure of their dignity.
the "WHERE'S DEREK??' goat meme (created by an unknown genius)
I think. Anywho, my regular commenters are probably saying at this point, "OH GOD, SHUT UP! OH MY GOD, WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP!!??" Welp, I didn't post last week, so I have a lot to cover. If it is getting on your nerves, just look at the pictures or something.
Actually, I am just covering one more topic (or so), and it is only because I went through the trouble of making this David Letterman "Migraine Boy" gif...
David Letterman "Boy With a Migraine" gif
So you may be asking, "Why the hell did you make that for??" Because using my skills as an investigative reporter, I was able to unearth the footage from an old made for TV movie from the 1980s starring David Letterman. SEE: Boy with a Migraine (Actually, it wasn't REALLY a movie. I guess you could just read the video description if you want to know more.)
mini Taylor Swift and mini Ed Sheeran in "Everything Has Changed" gif
Alright then. Why don't we end it here, and play ourselves out with a song. Here's the new video for the duet between Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran "Everything Has Changed"...
Once again, thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
The Top 10 Greatest Reaction Faces From the Internets that I was Able to Compile at Short Notice
Yes... and as I said, I didn't make any of these gifs myself. I found them on the vast tubes of theinternets. So, now that I have been upfront and 100% Oprah honest about that...here they are:
scared or frightened reaction face from "Italian Spiderman"
Grizzly Adams reaction gif
Hank Hill angry reaction gif
Neil deGrasse Tyson "Watch out we have a badass over here" reaction gif
Christian Bale reacting to Kermit the frog gif
Dr. Zoidberg from "Futurama" sad reaction gif
Jennifer Lawrence nose wiggling reaction gif (I don't really know what to call this reaction. It is cute though.)
a very angry Danny Devito flips the bird in this reaction gif
a very surprised Miley Cyrus in this particular reaction gif
And in our final reaction gif...a very smooth Mike Tyson
Well, dear friends, I'm afraid I have run out of entertainment to provide you with today. Once again thank you muchly, and please remember to support your local zoo.
the lovely Taylor Swift gets boinked in the head with a basketball
Well, hello again, you crazy kids. This entry is pretty much dedicated to Taylor Swift in all her magnificence. But before, we get to that, let me tell you what's been going on at my youtube channel...
My roving entertainment reporter, and the official poet laureate of JimmyFungus.com, the very honorable and highly esteemed Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves III, has been producing quite a few videos of late for my official channel http://youtube.com/jimmyfungus. And what he has been working on, are some channel reviews of some of the biggest names at youtube. In Throckmorton's most recent review, the Lord of Fungus takes on one of the very biggest stars of youtube, Shane Dawson.
not Shane Dawson
Welpers, ...I guess what I will have to do is first post the particular Shane Dawson video that Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves will be reviewing and responding to, so you at least have a clue what the hell he is talking about.
And then, I will obviously post Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves's exciting review of Shane Dawson's video, which hopefully you will watch (and I highly recommend that you do).
not Taylor Swift
Shane's video coincidentally is entitled "IS TAYLOR SWIFT HIGH!?" The vid doesn't really have much to do with Taylor Swift OR getting high, but Shane Dawson calls it "IS TAYLOR SWIFT HIGH!?" because... well, I'll let Lord Throckmorton explain all that in his response.
O.k., I will post the Shane Dawson vid,, but to be 100% Oprah honest, I really don't care if you guys watch it too intently, because I need you to save your energies for Lord Throckmorton's response video. Nevertheless, here it is..so just skim through it all half-assed or whatever...
(UPDATE 12/18/2014: NEVERMIND... YOU DON'T REALLY NEED TO WATCH EITHER OF THESE VIDEOS... BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO WATCH A VIDEO, WATCH WILFORD FUNGUS'S REVIEW OF TAYLOR SWIFT "SHAKE IT OFF" PARODIES WHICH I POSTED A LITTLE FURTHER DOWN. GOD BLESS YOU, AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!)
"YOU HAVE CAT TO BE KITTEN ME RIGHT MEOW" cat meme
Not to give too much away, but Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves isn't too impressed with the Shane Dawson "IS TAYLOR SWIFT HIGH!?" video. I don't know. Maybe Lord Throckmorton is just grumpy from all the shrapnel still left over in his posterior from his service during World War I, but he seemed pretty cranky, at least towards the end of his critique. Oh well. Please check it out anyway, and give us some feedback:
REVIEW OF ALL TAYLOR SWIFT "SHAKE IT OFF" PARODIES W/ AMERICAN HERO WILFORD FUNGUS
ALSO SEE...
And now...
The Very Best Taylor Swift Memes on All of the Internets
O.k., without further ado, let's get on with "The Very Best Taylor Swift Memes on All of the Internets." I didn't make any of these particular ones (or I made one of them actually). I just felt they were the best of the best Taylor Swift memes out there, so I am sharing them with you all.
Are you ready for them?
I don't think that you are...
"I CAN'T HOLD ALL OF THIS SUCCESS" Taylor Swift meme
"MAYBE I'M THE PROBLEM" Taylor Swift meme
"I CAN'T WAIT TO WRITE OUR BREAKUP SONG" Taylor Swift and Harry Styles meme
Taylor Swift vs. Harry Styles meme
Harry Styles get hit in the balls by Taylor Swift gif
Taylor Swift Jeopardy question
"DUDE, YOU'RE SO DEEP I CAN'T SEE YOU ANYMORE" Taylor Swift meme
Taylor Swift meme (Overly Attached Girlfriend version)
Taylor Swift meme (Bad Luck Brian version)
Taylor Swift meme (philosoraptor version)
Success Kid is excited Taylor Swift is making a new album
Taylor Swift in "FLYSWAT RIOT"
Taylor Swift: I CAN'T BEAR IT meme
"Scumbag" Taylor Swift meme
Taylor Swift grossed out by Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez kiss gif
"WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY" meme (Taylor Swift version)
Taylor Swift & Grumpy Cat meme
Taylor Swift "we gonna get WHITE GIRL WASTED right about MEOW" meme
Taylor Swift "Last Supper" breakup painting (via mtv.com "Nick and Sara Live")
Taylor Swift - Bad Blood "pancakes don't fix bullet holes" meme
Well, friends, that's all the exciting Taylor Swift memes I have for you right now.
Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
