Astronaut Sloth Meme (ft. Darth Vader)

Darth Vader tells Astronatu Sloth "I AM YOUR FATHER"

Baby Yoda (from The Mandalorian) ANIMATED GIF

Baby Yoda (from "The Mandaloiran") animated gif

The Mandalorian | Official Trailer

40th Anniversary of the Release of Star Wars Comes and Goes and President Trump Still Has Not Been Impeached (also Y THO BABY meme)

Star Wars with Tommy Wiseau - Oh hi Mark gif

Welcome back.  President Donald Trump has not been impeached yet, but it is not for lack of trying.

Donald Trump's 2 most loyal supporters: Pepe the frog, and Anime Wolf Girl (poster from the internets)

The impeachment of Donald Trump is such a red hot issue, almost as hot as the "Y tho baby" meme.

Y tho i'm not hungry

Y tho baby is such a big meme on the internets, I decided to make a Y tho baby animated gif (but I don't know if I like how it came out).

"y tho baby" animated gif

So to compensate for my disappointment in the gif I made, I made a new version of the meme "Y tho? Jesus"...  though all I did was write "Father y tho?" on this medieval art masterpiece, but whatever, it's still cool.

Y tho Jesus

And also I invited Y tho baby on this week's episode of Wilford Fungus for America.  Enjoy.

this post has been sponsored by BRUS GRIFFIN'S MOTOR WORLD (no just kidding)

UPDATE May 28, 2017:  This date in history marks the one year anniversary of the murder of beloved gorilla Harambe.  #RIPHarambe Goodnight, sweet prince.

May 28, 2017:  The One Year Anniversary of the death of Harambe

Walmart Troll Attempts "Epic Leap" Into Our Hearts (but may have ended up in jail instead): A TALE OF OBTAINING INTERNET FAME IN ABSOLUTELY THE WRONG MANNER

"epic leap" cat gif (see:  Cat Makes Epic Leap)

Hello again loyal supporters, and random people who stumbled upon this website through pure happenstance.  I know I ruined everybody's Halloween by not posting last week, but I plan to make up for it this time...

Nash Grier (pictured right), and on the left is some guy from Star Wars, I don't know who he is

The subject of this week's post concerns some "wannabe gangster children in Boise, Idaho (who) trash a Walmart with zero regard for other's jobs or property."  Well words can not express to you so eloquently as actual video footage from the site LiveLeak,soooo...  the name of the video in question is "Little Asshole Antagonizes a Walmart for no reason", and it is posted below for your viewing unpleasure...

"and not a single f*ck was given that day" monkey gif

Why would anyone want to act in such a deplorable manner?  Welp, some of the comments at a posting of the same video at LiveLeak's  youtube channel (see Little A*sshole Antagonizes a Walmart for no reason - video) suggest that such raucous behavior impresses girls...

Doge "super hot chicks" secks ad (via the internets)

However, I would not advise that you follow the example set by the "little a$$holes" in these videos.  But,  you weren't going to listen to me anyway...were you?

Well, whatever.  In this emergency episode of "WAKE UP AMERICA" (via my very own youtube channel) American patriot Wilford Fungus tells you exactly what he thinks of these horrendous events.  He is joined by the distinguished Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves, and his holiness Moses Fungus.  Just watch (if you want to):





And with that we conclude this week's trek through the internets.

Thor:  "thunder god"

Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

The Best of Grumpy Cat: The Best Grumpy Cat Memes and Gifs You Will Ever Come Across on Your Travels Through the Grumpiness of the Intertubes

the famous Grumpy Cat in all his glory (via the internets)

Let's ring in the New Year with one of the greatest heroes of the internets...

newly invented Forrest Gump/Grumpy Cat HAPPY NEW YEAR meme

...the legendary Grumpy Cat.

I will post the best Grumpy Cat memes and gifs I have found on my travels through the tubes of the interwebs, and you will enjoy them.  I had a hand in making a couple of these or so, but for the most part I must give credit to the great unsung geniuses of the web, who make these memes, and then pass them along simply for the satisfaction of knowing they have entertained us (or whatever their motivations are...who the hell knows?)

Alright, kids...   let's get to it...

beautiful Grumpy Cat wallpaper (created by some unknown genius)

Grumpy Cat at Disneyland with Grumpy Dwarf (via youtube.com/disneyparks)

Grumpy Kitten "whoever woke me up is going to die" (via the web)

Grumpy Cat vs. Smiles Are Contagious Cat (via the internets)

rare footage of Grumpy Cat smiling (via the internets)

Grumpy Cat smiles when petted gif (via the web)

Grumpy Cat "YOU'RE AN IDIOT"  (via the intertubes)

a grumpy cat slams the bathroom door to get some privacy (via niknak79.tumblr)

Grumpy Cat "I'm With Stupid" (via the internets)

Grumpy Cat: GOOD GOOD  LET THE GRUMPY FLOW THROUGH YOU (via the internets)

Darth Vader finds the purrfect kitty...  Grumpy Cat (created by an unknown genius)

Darth "Grumpy Cat" Vader (via the internets)

"twinkle twinkle little star" - Grumpy Cat Version

Grumpy Cat and the Kool-Aid Kid (via the internets)

this parallel Grumpy Cat universe version of the great Wilford Brimley stars in this newly invented GrumpyCat w/ DIABEETUS 

Grumpy Cat on romance (via the internets)

Grumpy Cat/Titanic meme "PUSH HER"  (via the internets)

Grumpy Cat likes bacon apparently (via the internets)

your secrets are safe with Grumpy Cat (via the intertubes)

And with that we end our journey through the grumpy side of the internets.  Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Darth Vader Goes to Disneyland

Yoda dancing gif

A lot of people were not exactly jumping for joy when they heard that George Lucas had sold Lucasfilm Ltd. to Disney.  Many diehard fans fear that Disney might ruin the Star Wars franchise which is so near and dear to their hearts.  If you ask me, that had ALREADY been done...  BY THE LAST THREE MOVIES!!  No, no...  I'm just kidding.  I love Star Wars and all the movies.

But seriously folks,  if that news did not warm the cockles of your heart, perhaps this will...

George Lucas will be donating most of the money he made to charity, with a focus on educational issues,  (SEE:  George Lucas Will Use Disney $4 Billion to Fund Education) which is certainly a very noble gesture on George's part, to put it mildly.  Not to mention he is setting a good example for the other one percenters out there.  So good for him.

And well kids, it seems that there is someone else who is not having any misgivings about Disney taking over the Star Wars saga...

Darth Vader at Disneyland

That's right. Darth Vader has already been spotted at Disneyland. Check out the video below...


Well, true believers. That ends our fantastic voyage through the internets for today.

Once again, God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

"Hail Satan!" FACE OFF!: Fulfilling a Promise I Made to a Gorilla

Yoda lightsaber gif (via goforcechokeyourself.tumblr)

If George Lucas taught me anything when I was a kid through the subliminal messages in his movies, it was to always keep my promises to my friends.  So now in this edition of JimmyFungus.com I will do just that.  In this post I follow through on a promise I made to Gorilla Bannanas at http://japingape.blogspot.com.

Gorilla Bananas left this comment after my post My Personal Collection of "Hail Satan!" Memes (this is my second "most controversial post" post), but FIRST...Carly Rae Jepsen vs. Liam Neeson,...and ALSO: Song of the Day

Here is the video, and the part Gorilla Bananas is talking about goes down about the 40 second mark...



Then in my blog article entitled Justin Bieber Gets Beaten Up (badly), BUT FIRST A Brief Update (on all things JimmyFungus.com related), AND THEN My Second "Most Controversial Post" Post Causes a Furor (but that inspires my first youtube video ever!), and ALSO Insanely Brilliant Quotes with Fran Lebowitz,... PLUS Song of the Day I posted this video, a compilation of the brilliant Lord Picklejar's greatest "Hail Satan!" moments (and it also happens to be the first youtube video I have ever created)...



In the comments section, Gorilla Bananas wrote the following:

And I did sorta promise that we were going to have a vote.  So, guess what?  A vote is exactly what we are going to have!  Though I am blogging a lot lately, and putting a lot of pressure on my regular commenters.  Hopefully, someone will come by and vote besides me, because if I had the only vote that wouldn't really be fair (that's the way they do things in Soviet Russia).  Hopefully Gorilla Bananas will come by too and vote to (but that would leave the voting in a tie).  So, I will leave the voting open for awhile (how about until January 6, 2017?)  so we get enough votes to have a decent "Hail Satan!" Face Off.

So in this corner we have...

Lord Picklejar

If you liked Lord Picklejar's "Hail Satan!"'s better, type "Thumbs up!"

Chloe Moretz thumbs up gif

If you didn't like the Lord Picklejar video type "No"

Boxxy "No" gif

And in this corner we have...


This Guy

this guy

If you liked this guy's "Hail Satan!" better type "EPIC WIN!"

EPIC WIN baby

Or if you didn't like his "Hail Satan!" type "GTFO!"

brand newly invented by me Bill Nye GTFO! meme

Ok, then. That shouldn't be too complicated. Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

"That Really Rustled My Jimmies" (the complete collection)

I think it is obvious to everyone here that the powerful forces of destiny were at work when the "That really rustled my jimmies" craze hit the web.  Who better to assemble a compendium of the best jimmy rustling all across the intertubes, than I, investigative journalist Jimmy Fungus?  (A few of these memes down there I actually just made myself, hot off the creative frying pan known as my mind.  Well, you guys can try to  guess which ones I made, if you want.) 

The Urban Dictionary defines "jimmy rustling" as "a term used in many different occasions when strong emotional needs are met. These emotions can range from sexual emotions to hateful emotions." Urban Dictionary: Jimmy rustling  (Or as Jax of http://raviolisandwaterworks.com/ calls this...saying "eep!"  The Power of An Eep )

So, now, without further ado, I am going to run down the best of the best "rustled my jimmies" memes, cartoons, videos, etc. and so forth across the internets.  Now, pay attention Gorilla Bananas of  http://japingape.blogspot.com/ .  You will probably spot some of your relatives in this lineup...

"That really Rustled My jimmies"

I think this particular one, is the most common and popular of the "rustled my jimmies" memes across the vast digital super highways known as "the  internets."  The original picture of this majestic creature was actually originally posted here nors | Flickr - Photo Sharing! .  Little did the original poster know that this gorilla was going to become the most famous ape since King Kong...or at least since Magilla Gorilla.

"I refuse to let this Russle my jimmies." 

There are always those of us convinced they have complete control of their emotions like some Buddhist Kung Fu master...  that they have complete control of their jimmies.  Well, if this is the case with you...more power to ya...

"JIMMY STATUS: RUSTLED" via bronwinningg.tumblr.com

This is a much more realistic approach to me.  This is what I look like when my jimmies initially get rustled.

"CALM DOWN YOU'RE FULL ON RUSTLED, BRO"

"I see Jimmies and Jimmy acessories I tell ya what"

This is the Hank Hill edition of the "that really rustled my jimmies" meme.  There should always be a Hank Hill version of everything.  Though apparently when Hank's jimmies get rustled his head morphs into the gorilla from the Gorilla Munch cereal box.

"Not sure.. If jimmies have been rustled.." via utefans.net

Then there are those times when we are just not sure...  perhaps we are victims of a drive-by jimmy rustling.  We just don't know what to think. 

rustled my jimmies Jesus 

When your jimmies are rustled, you can choose to use that energy for destructive purposes...or to focus that energy into positivity, and use the opportunity to show that you are a vessel of love for your fellow man.

"OH GOD MAH JIMMIES"

"Please don't russle my jimmies" Spike  via  icanhascheezburger.com

You can try politely asking people not to rustle your jimmies,...but from personal experience this almost never works.

"JIMMIES" via knowyourmeme.com

This is the Giorgio Tsoukalos version of the "that really rustled my jimmies" meme.  There should always be a Giorgio Tsoukalos version of everything.

Jimmies Neutron via lumpytoast.tumblr

Be aware that when you get your jimmies rustled...there is a darn good chance you're gonna come down with the Gorilla Munch head.

"millions of jimmies were suddenly rustled" Obi-Wan Kenobi via knowyourmeme.com

Once you are mature in your training, you can easily sense the rustling of jimmies...

"GOOD, GOOD, LET THE JIMMIES RUSTLE THROUGH YOU."

"the jimmies rustle softly" my source: alexevanszombie.tumblr.com

"Keeps my jimmies stable" poem  (by slowdevil666 )

"I GOT 99 JIMMIES AND YOU RUSTLED NONE"

"AND IN THE FOLLOWING SILENCE, MY UNRUSTLED JIMMIES REIGNED TRUE." (author unknown)

"ONLY THE DEAD CAN KNOW PEACE...FROM THIS RUSTLING."

 "I feel a great rustling in my jimmies..."

"Ask not for whom the jimmy rustles..."

"Watch out guys...we're dealing with a badass..err..I mean rustler over here"

The Neil deGrasse Tyson version of the "that really rustled my jimmies" meme. There should be a Neil deGrasse Tyson version of everything.

"a gorillion jimmies"...that's a lot of jimmies

"one gorillion dollars"

"Keep it together...don't let your jimmies get rustled."

"Rustled."

"jimmies; rustled" gorilla gif

"RUSTLIN' OUT  MY JIMMIES" gif

"JIMMIES UNRUSTLED" Japanese kid with sunglasses gif

"ARE JIMMIES RUSTLED?"-"COME FIND OUT!" gif via ontheroofwithmolly.tumblr.com

"let's get ready TO RUSTLE!"

1950s guy "Jimmies status: RUSTLED"-  This could be the one that started it all

Fonzie jumps the shark...his Jimmies remain UNRUSTLED

even celebrities like Emma Stone can get rustled now and again

"in bleakness and terror beyond all human hope...the gods guard the jimmies for centuries to come."

"YOU TRYIN' TA RUSTLE MA JIMMIES?" a darn good question

"At first I was like LOL...  THEN THEY RUSTLED MY JIMMIES."

"someone rustled my jimmies once...ONCE"

"Why doesn't anyone want to rustle my jimmies?"

"THAT REALLY RUSTLED MY JIMMIES"

"DID I JUST HEAR SOME RUSTLING?" via jimmy-russell.tumblr.com

"WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... THAT REALLY RUSTLED MY JIMMIES"

"THAT REALLY F@%$#ING FLUSTERED MY JIMBOBS."  (whoever came up with this is a genius of the highest caliber)

HIS JIMMIES: Consider the rustled (via verydemotivational.com)

"Can no longer even feel enough... to have my jimmies rustled" orangutan

U RUSTLED?  (via the internets)

Unrustling for Jimmies: Shh no tears...Only dreams now (via purpledranknj.tumblr.com)

"That really rustled my jimmies!" Planet of the Apes version (found on the interwebs)

"RUSTLERS GONNA RUSTLE"

"FEAR AND RUSTLING"

"my jimmies rustle softly" ~ Brad Pitt

"This guy is really rustling my jimmies." - Demi Lovato on the X-Factor with Britney Spears

Kim Kardashian and jimmies Jesus: "LET THE JIMMIES RUSTLE THROUGH YOU"

"It would appear that your jimmies have been rustled."

"Never before have the jimmies been rustled this much."

"What really rustles my jimmies."

"All those people...  all that rustling."

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, JIMMIES RUSTLE YOU (found on the internets...created by some unknown genius)

"Every day I'm rustlin' (jimmies)"

"That's the last time you rustle my jimmies"

"THAT REALLY RUSTLED JABBA'S JIMMIES" Jabba the Hut

Jimmies can be rustled for good...or for evil.  The choice is yours.

"YOU, good sir..., have rustled my jimmies."

Rowan Atkinson. He's a man's man. Enough said.

"MY JIMMIES REMAIN UNRUSTLED"

There are those among us who's jimmies are simply unrustle-able.  (doggie pic originally found here Best Dog “Costumes” « Strange Fruit )

For some...the rustling of jimmies can be a spiritual....even life transforming experience.

"YOU have rustled my Boxxies!" Boxxy.

Boxxy's jimmies are unrustle-able.

Dax Flame: "JIMMIES RUSTLED"

This is the one I identify with the most. A typical day in the life of Jimmy Fungus.

Rebecca Black: "DON'T RUSTLE REBECCA'S JIMMIES"

And how can any lineup of celebrity jimmy rustlers be complete without R.B. Rebecca Black?

jimmies status: UNRUSTLED (Bill Nye the science guy version)

MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - THRIFT SHOP FEAT. WANZ (OFFICIAL JIMMIES EDITION)

"Our jimmies are eternal.  None can rustle the Triumverate."

I am sure whoever created this particular masterpiece meant to write "no one can rustle the Triumvirate."  That is the cool thing about internet memes is you can spell words wrong, make typos, and grammatical errors, and none seems to care...err, i mean NO ONE seems to care.  Here we have the gorilla from the Gorilla Munch box, the Panda Puffs panda (i think), and I don't know that much about the koala bear.  I will have to take better notes next time I am in the cereal aisle at Walmart.   The "Triumverate" seems to symbolically mirror the trinity (the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost) of Christianity.  Maybe I'm reading too much into it.  These memes and their meanings can get pretty deep, ya know.  Well, anyway this particular meme even comes with it's own video...

and finally the "I WAS IN THE TRIUMVIRATE BEFORE IT WAS COOL" rustled my jimmies meme

And that shall close yet another exciting adventure at http://jimmyfungus.com.


Once again God bless you, and thank you for your support.