the famous Grumpy Cat in all his glory (via the internets)
Let's ring in the New Year with one of the greatest heroes of the internets...
newly invented Forrest Gump/Grumpy Cat HAPPY NEW YEAR meme
...the legendary Grumpy Cat.
I will post the best Grumpy Cat memes and gifs I have found on my travels through the tubes of the interwebs, and you will enjoy them. I had a hand in making a couple of these or so, but for the most part I must give credit to the great unsung geniuses of the web, who make these memes, and then pass them along simply for the satisfaction of knowing they have entertained us (or whatever their motivations are...who the hell knows?)
Alright, kids... let's get to it...
beautiful Grumpy Cat wallpaper (created by some unknown genius)
Grumpy Cat at Disneyland with Grumpy Dwarf (via youtube.com/disneyparks)
Grumpy Kitten "whoever woke me up is going to die" (via the web)
Grumpy Cat vs. Smiles Are Contagious Cat (via the internets)
rare footage of Grumpy Cat smiling (via the internets)
Grumpy Cat smiles when petted gif (via the web)
Grumpy Cat "YOU'RE AN IDIOT" (via the intertubes)
a grumpy cat slams the bathroom door to get some privacy (via niknak79.tumblr)
Grumpy Cat "I'm With Stupid" (via the internets)
Grumpy Cat: GOOD GOOD LET THE GRUMPY FLOW THROUGH YOU (via the internets)
Darth Vader finds the purrfect kitty... Grumpy Cat (created by an unknown genius)
Darth "Grumpy Cat" Vader (via the internets)
"twinkle twinkle little star" - Grumpy Cat Version
Grumpy Cat and the Kool-Aid Kid (via the internets)
this parallel Grumpy Cat universe version of the great Wilford Brimley stars in this newly invented GrumpyCat w/ DIABEETUS
Grumpy Cat on romance (via the internets)
Grumpy Cat/Titanic meme "PUSH HER" (via the internets)
Grumpy Cat likes bacon apparently (via the internets)
your secrets are safe with Grumpy Cat (via the intertubes)
And with that we end our journey through the grumpy side of the internets. Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Penelope Soto rustles a judge's jimmies in a Miami Dade courtroom
Have you heard about this crazy situation with this young lady Penelope Soto who rustled a judge's jimmies, and he subsequently threw the book at her? (SEE: Flipping the Bird to the Judge )
Well, guess what, kids! It's the subject of my first ever podcast. Yes, take my hand, true believers, because we are going in a new direction here at JimmyFungus.com. One that will save on the high cost of ink, by cutting down on words for me, and hopefully will make the experience for you, the gentle reader, more enjoyable. Let me know what you think about this "new direction" in the comments. But for now....just click on the media player below, and let your ears do all the thinking...
"Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it." (via "Billy Madison")
Now back to our story. As I alluded to in the podcast, Penelope Soto pretty much told this grumpy, old judge to kiss her a$$...
the KISS MY ASS panda (via the internets)
...and the judge reacted like we were in Soviet Russia...
IN SOVIET RUSSIA JIMMIES RUSTLE YOU meme (via the internets)
...or perhaps the judge was just givng her a dose of "tough love"?
WORK HARDER COMRADE BEAR (via Soviet Russia)
Luckily, my roving current events analyst Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves has been covering this story, and was able to bring you this new delightful video...SO WATCH!
Welp, dear friends... that's all I have for you today.
a panda's butt (via SOMESAI @ FLICKR )
So, I figure I'd just post this picture of a panda's butt I found on the internets, and call it an afternoon.
Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo. Stay clasyy, Chicago!
"the f*ck is this...the f*ck was that" grumpy cat gif
Hello again, true believers. Welcome to our first ever episode of "WTF IS THIS!...WTF WAS THAT!?" with Cat, and in this case, that goofy Glenn Beck guy. O.k., let's learn a little bit more...
WTF IS THIS! cat
This crazy video you are about to watch, is a Glenn Beck Christmas special of sorts, in which he goes through, I guess, what are his list of New Year's resolutions...
And one of the things on his list is to be a better dad. "I suck at being a dad!" says Glenn.
Glenn Beck's blackboard
Well here's an idea, Dr. Genius! Instead of coloring on a chalkboard 6 hours a day, why don't you spend that time with your kids instead!
GOD!! Oh, but wait. It gets better...
WTF WAS THAT! cat
In this next exciting clip, Glenn starts talking in, I guess what is supposed to be a French accent (but comes off sounding more like Chef Boyardee) as he presents to us a work of art he calls "Obama in Pee Pee."
What a nutcase, huh?
Well, kids, that's all the time I have for you today. Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
