Sesame Street Meme: Bert Sneezes His Nose Off 👃

Bertstrip or Sesame Street Meme

I made this exciting new Sesame Street Meme (ft. Bert of the iconic duo Bert and Ernie) on twitter awhile back.  It's based on the episode of Bert and Ernie in which Bert sneezes his nose off.👃 

Bert Sneezes his nose off gif

Justin Bieber and Paris Jackson Honor Michael at Hollywood Ceremony

In a very nice hand print and footprint ceremony in Hollywood recently,  Paris Jackson and Justin Bieber both spoke very eloquently, honoring Paris' late, great father Michael.





While both stopped short of making an endorsement for president....I believe in my heart of hearts they are both praying for the election of Funguzz Vizzion endorsed Independent presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr.

Angelic Michael Moore vs. Hellish Hannity, Miley Cyrus Deletes Twitter, Michael Jackson Disses Madonna, Lady Gaga Covered by Idol (Also, more fallout from Seth Green freakout video)

THE IMPORTANT NEWS
In a follow up to my earlier article Funguzz Vizzion: Michael Moore calls capitalism "evil"; ALSO "Miley Cyrus is not Hitler" (plus Ellen Page's new movie, and A Daxflame Moment in History) , while promoting his latest movie "Capitalism: A Love Story", Michael Moore went face to face with one of his most fierce adversaries, Fox's Sean Hannity.  In this interview Moore continued to hammer home one of his most prominent themes...the motivation for his films is his belief in Jesus' teaching that we will be judged on how we treat the "least" among us, smashing the myth that only voters on the right are religious. (See also: The God Gap)

Meanwhile, on the other side of the globe, renegade economist Max Keiser called for a workers'revolution from his underground bunker in Paris.  (See YouTube - Max Keiser takes offense to Goldman Sachs story (pt1 of 2) )

MILEY DELETED, SMOOTH SUSPENDED

Once again proving this blog is the kiss of death, just a few short days after my article on Miley Cyrus and Johnny Smooth, Miley Cyrus deleted her twitter account, and JohnnySmooth's youtube account was suspended.  I have no idea what's behind all this, I hope all those people sending me hate mail from New Zealand didn't flag their accounts.  Miley was thoughtful enough to offer an explanation in this rap video she made at the you tube, however.  (For a more detailed wrap up see this Miley Cyrus Deletes Twitter Account For Boyfriend Liam Hemsworth | Disney Drea)

MADONNA IS KIND OF A JERK

In recently released tapes of personal Michael Jackson interviews, Michael Jackson  describes Madonna as not a very nice person.  (See Michael Jackson tapes: Madonna 'is not a nice person' - CNN.com)  Long story short, Madonna refused to go to Disney Land with him and some kinda jazz like that, and all around was not a very chill chick.



GOO GOO FOR GAGA

 Well, it appears that former American Idol finalist Chris Daughtry, is the latest person to come down with a bad case of Lady Gaga mania, as one can see in this youtube vid in which he covers her big hit "Poker Face." (vid posted by arthajjoey)

Well I will be writing a lot more on this Lady Gaga character in the future, she is truly a pop cultural phenomenon.  (I remember it took me a year to remember how to spell Alanis Morissette's name, this Lady Gaga is a genius for coming up with a name that a baby could say.  Get it...babies say "goo goo".."gaa gaa"...OH NEVERMIND!)

CELEBRITY FREAK OUT WATCH

Well, there has been more fall out from the Seth Green freak out incident, as Smosh scores an exculsive interview with the security guard involved in the altercation. (*wink wink* This is a parody.)  It's a good video, but I kinda hate to see Smosh resort to full frontal nudity to get their point across. 

Speaking of security guards, I breezed by my local Lackluster Video Store recently to rent Seth Rogen's latest triumphant "Observe and Report."  I laughed, I cried,...I want to rent it again and again.  I was kinda disappointed that the Anna Faris character was such a bimbo, but hey, ya can't have everything.  (For the theatrical trailer and other info go here: Observe and Report )

And there are a lot of great songs,on the "Observe and Report" soundtrack...Thanks to this movie the underrated Queen tune "It's Late" off of their "News of the World" album was thankfully brought back to my attention.  Check it out below (posted by Queenfan81)


Well, that's all folks.  Once again God bless you, and thank you for your support.

Obama Supports Mandate (maybe) but opposes rudeness, American Idol feud (Ellen vs. Simon), Megan Fox wears a bag, Michael Jackson's new movie, Lady Gaga's "Poker Face", (also "Big Man Japan" movie review)

In an interview with ABC's George Snuffleupagus, err I mean Stephanopoulos (err. you know who I'm talking about), President Obama was drilled on whether a mandate requiring people to purchase health insurance (also see Funguzz Vizzion: Obama's Healthcare Reform Address: A Brief Synopsis) was actually a huge tax increase on the middle class, which would break a campaign promise. Obama said "No, George", but for some reason, George glossed over the fact that Obama supporting the mandate in the first place was violating a campaign promise, but WHATEVER...(see the video below posted by PoliticsNewsPolitics at youtube)



This and other unfortunate news events prompted renegade economist Max Keiser to call for a worker's revolution from his underground bunker in Paris. See the important video below:
(posted by presstv2009 at youtube)
In related political news, Obama may be supporting the mandate, but he has courageously come out against "rudeness." (see Obama Rips TV News for Making Rudeness the Road to Stardom -- Politics Daily) "I think it's important for the media -- you know, not to do any media-bashing here -- to recognize that right now, in this 24-hour news cycle, the easiest way to get on CNN or FOX or any of the other stations, MSNBC, is to say something rude and outrageous," Obama tells the press.

(see also: Funguzz Vizzion: Obama on Kanye West, Ellen on Idol, ABBA on school bus beatin)

Joining President Obama in the battle against meanies is new American Idol judge Ellen DeGeneres, who is going to try to force chief justice Simon Cowell to make the show "kinder" and "gentler."


"When Simon is rude and mean, I'll tell him he's rude and mean, just like I tell him on my show that he's rude and mean," says Ellen. (see NO IDOL THREAT - ITS WAR! - Celebrity News Gossip - National Enquirer) Well, that sounds like a pungent recipe for some nauseatingly good entertainment if you ask me.

In related celebrity news, in an effort to refute criticism from the peanut gallery that she is a mean b, i, t you know what else (seeYouTube - Megan Fox is a NASTY B*TCH!!! - Serena Williams DIVAS OUT at US Open), Megan Fox was a good sport and agreed to do an interview with a bag over her head. (See video below posted by national lampoons video at youtube)




Well, I hope this doesn't set a bad precedent in which Megan Fox is required to do all kinds of outlandish things just to prove to America she is not a big jerk. Like for example, "Hey Megan, would you mind balancing a meatball on your nose during the rest of this press conference while monkeys throw cheetos at you?" I mean, the girl could get some sort of complex or something.


In some happy news for Michael Jackson fans, there was some footage leaked of an upcoming movie featuring footage of recent Michael Jackson rehearsals called "This is It." Apparently reports that Michael Jackson could no longer sing because of a lung disease were utterly false, as you can see in this vid below, his singing was fantastic:



SEE ALSO Funguzz Vizzion: Did Michael Jackson Fake His Death...

MOVIE REVIEW OF THE DAY

Well, dear friends, while strolling through my local Lackluster Video store I came across this crazy movie about a down on his luck quasi-super hero who works for the Department of Monster Protection, protecting Japan from all sorts of hideous monsters...for example, the dreaded "stink monster" which emits a foul odor "equivalent to 10,000 human feces." (see: EXCLUSIVE CLIP: ‘Big Man Japan’ Takes On… The Stink Monster!)


Here ya go. See the trailer down here:
(posted by timeleague at youtube)

Umm... it's pretty good.

NIFTY SONG LYRICS OF THE DAY

Despite the Kanye West-Taylor Swift fiasco, Lady Gaga was still able to garner some attention for herself at the recent MTV VMA's. Gaga is extremely talented, though her diva-esque image seems akwardly out of place in a time of economic downturn, and her flamboyance has earned her some vocal critics. (see what these 2 chatter boxes at theyoungturks have to say about it if you like YouTube - Lady GaGa & Her Silly Outfits - Has She Gone Too Far??)


(posted by InterscopeGeffenAM at youtube)

But anyway, the nifty song lyrics...in Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" at around 1:29 in this vid..."Russian roulette is not the same without a gun...and baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun." Please commit that to memory.


Well, that's ends another thrilling day at http://jviz.blogspot.com/. Once again, God bless you, and thank you for your support.

Did Michael Jackson Fake His Death? (also Daxflame found alive; the Demon Lord Picklejar, and Chris Humphrey still missing)

During his life, Michael Jackson, pop music superstar, and a genius of the highest caliber, often spoke of the "horrible, HORRIBLE mass media" and it's diabolical efforts to exploit him at every turn. Well, it looks as though the gosh darn media just won't stop doggin' him around with the latest hoax which briefly gave a glimmer of hope that the King of Pop was still with us. (See B96 Blog » Blog Archive » Michael Jackson Walking Out of Coroner’s Van??? )



The video in question seems to be footage of Michael Jackson being escorted, still very much alive, from a coroner's van. To paraphrase the Demon Lord Picklejar, the grand archduke of hell in the Service of Satan (more about him in a bit),...the amateur journalist would stop there, and say, "There it is! Michael Jackson is still alive! We have video footage of the King of Pop still alive. That's all we need. Let's run with it." Yes, that's what the AMATEUR journalist would say... But NO, the journalistic EXPERT goes on...and leaves no stone left unturned in order to find out the real truth. As it were, this video was quickly revealed to be a HOAX! (See:Hoax Video Seems To Show Michael Jackson Climbing Out Of Coroner's Van digtr ) "A hoax video that seems to show Michael Jackson climbing out of a coroner's van was an experiment aimed at showing how conspiracy theories can spread across the Internet. The video was posted by the German broadcaster RTL for just one day and got 880,000 hits. A spokesman for RTL says the response was breathtaking." It appears we were being used as guinea pigs, in a little experiment being conducted by German scientists (who also are given credit for inventing the x-ray specs sold in comic books, and most of the stuff seen in late night info-mercials). Apparently, these experimenters wanted to show how quickly we gullible humans would gobble up a juicy bit of conspiratorial gossip, and make goofs of ourselves. Those Germans certainly showed us, didn't they! But I digress...

Now that I've dashed your hopes to Hell, by proving that Michael Jackson unfortunately is still dead, I am going to raise them right back up to Heaven! Daxflame, youtube hero of gigantimous proportions and genius of the highest caliber, who has been mostly missing in action the past several months, is BACK, starring in a video produced by The Station. If you don't know what The Station is, it appears that some of the most powerful FORCES at youtube have...umm, joined FORCES, to create a youtube channel that is proving to be an ummm..mighty FORCE. If you thought that last sentence was redundant you'd be right; but if you thought Daxflame's 15 minutes of fame were up, you would be very, very wrong, you fool... Because this new Daxflame vehicle is entitled "A Day in the Life of Daxflame", and it is all about him, although appearances are also made by Kassem G, and the stunningly beautiful Lisa Nova.



So why was Daxflame in hiding? Was he really working on a motion picture?

Or was he hiding from this creature? His name is Lord Picklejar, the demon from Hell who invented youtube, and a genius of the highest caliber. (See YouTube - Great Lectures in Evil for more information.)

ColPicklejar's first youtube vid was this response to Dax's vid "Daxflame Torture Chamber" and is intimidating to say the least. "I saw this kid the other day...Daxflame??? He's weird! He's a weird kid!" Picklejar furiously bloviates. "Daxflame, you are disturbing the natural order of things, and ruining MY vision. As you can see I am upset.. (But) youtube will be evil again!.. (Daxflame) your days are numbered! The end is near! In the name of Evil!!! In the name of Satan!!! I will make it happen!!!" Now, such a devilish proclamation would frighten even someone very brave like...umm, well I don't know... Who's brave? An Eskimo? Ok, an Eskimo. Such a devilish proclamation would frighten even the bravest Eskimo, much less a sensitive actor, and performance artist like Daxflame. See the video below, and see what I am talking about here, people:


But strangely, Lord Picklejar has also seemingly disappeared from youtube, not making a video since March that I am aware of. And he is not the only one...

We also have the curious case of Chris Humphrey, a youtube political commentator, and a genius of the highest caliber (See YouTube - cwajh's Channel) . Chris rocketed to youtube fame when one of his political videos was featured on the front page of youtube. (See Funguzz Vizzion: Chris Humphrey Gives Us Answers) Whether this was a blessing or a curse remains to be seen, as Chris Humphrey only made one more video, and then vanished at a very inopportune time...the run up to the 2008 presidential election. The absence of Chris Humphrey's political commentary at such a crucial juncture in our nation's history was enough to make his fans like me want to throw up. Luckily, many of Chris's remarks (not only on politics but on other burning issues) have been preserved in memoriam on youtube, like in this video posted by rebeccaandmarlon in which Chris answers the question "What is art?"


Now at this point you are probably saying, "Why are you telling us these things, Jimmy Fungus?? Ok, the Michael Jackson hoax story was interesting, and the Daxflame video was funny..but why segway into ColPicklejar, and Chris Humphrey? Why?? In God's name why???"

Well, I don't know the exact parameters of the reach or power of this blog (though I have been getting some pretty substantial hate mail from New Zealand), but I would like to suggest that you, the gentle reader of http://jviz.blogspot.com/, go to ColPicklejar and Chris Humprey's repsective youtube accounts (AGAIN SEE: YouTube - ColPicklejar's Channel, YouTube - cwajh's Channel) and ask,..no DEMAND, that they come back and start making videos again. And please, tell your friends, family, co-workers, and reasonably articulate pets, to do the same.

You have been reading Funguzz Vizzion, aka jimmyfungus.com. Once again, God bless you, and thank you for your support.