Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up: OH GOD WHY??
It's splittsville for Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. No, this is not some nasty rumor. This is 100% truth, and if I am wrong about it, I won't post anymore Justin Bieber stories for at least 3 days. That is my pledge to you.
And what my "sources" tell me, is that Selena is the one who initiated the break up. Justin and Selena. it seems, have been having problems recently, because Selena was losing interest. Here's what a supposedly reliable, but anonymous source told Radar Online (see: Selena Gomez Sticking It Out With Justin Bieber Because He's "Good For Her Brand"):
"Justin's heart is with Selena because she's his first true love, but Selena is pretty much just riding out the relationship because she knows he's good for her image...Let's just say that if for some reason Justin's star ever fell, Selena would drop him immediately."
typical chick (this is probably what happened between Justin and Selena) - via bob-rz.deviantart.com
Well, if I sound angry about this, I am. But, I don't think my rage can match the fury of JimmyFungus.com's roving entertainment reporter, and distinguished poet laureate Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves. Please check out the video below...
And if this wasn't bad enough news. Boxxy's cat Lulu died. Or I mean Catie Wayne's cat. Or I mean Svetlana's cat. Well, just watch the video...
"DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT JESUS CHRIST" ~ cat
I just hope and pray that Lulu accepted Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior before she passed.
Anywho, kids. We haven't done the "SONG OF THE DAY" for awhile...
Beck "Guess I'm Doing Fine"
And for the occasion of today's Song of the Day, I made this Beck "Guess I'm Doing Fine" meme. Well, it's not a meme until people start passing it around, so by all means pass it around... unless you want to be a lazy jerk about it. Oh, sorry I said that. I am still upset about Justin and Selena.
Anyway, without further ado, here is today's SONG OF THE DAY which is "Guess I'm Doing Fine" by Beck, and I am dedicating this to the Biebs. O.K. Beck...Play us out.
Once again, thank you and please remember to support your local zoo.
the "Frank, stay away from me, I have a family" dog
So, it came to pass, that I, the honorable James Earl Fungus, set out to bring you an elite collection of the very best "Shit Just Got Real" memes that existed on the vast array of tubes known as the internets. Anywho, remember when I did the same thing with Haters Gonna Hate memes, and much to my consternation, I discovered there really weren't that many superb versions of that particular meme available. Well, true believers, I have had much the same experience while searching out "Shit Just Got Real" memes...only more so. So, with this collection of "Shit Just Got Real" memes, about half of them I found on the internets...and about half of them I made myself (at least partially). But as Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves would say, "that is neither here, nor there."
Ok...let's learn a little bit more. Before I unveil this parade of "Shit Just Got Real" memes to you... I felt it important to first discuss what this saying means, and where it came from. Basically, when someone says "shit just got real" they have just gotten a wake up call that happy fun time is over, and they are about to have to deal with some very SERIOUS BUSINESS.
According to the internets, the first time in the recorded history of the world anyone ever said "shit just got real" was in the movie "Bad Boys II", starring Martin Lawrence and Will Smith...
Long story short...if you walk into a room and see this...
Chuck Norris punching gif
you pretty much know that "shit just got real."
Sooo, without further ado...here they are.
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
(The very best "shit just got real" memes found on the internet, and also some I made myself.)
the "SHIT JUST GOT REAL" gorillas
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" (Dora the Exploder version)
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" (Bert from Sesame Street version)
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" (also with Bert from Sesame Street... he seems to be a big star of this meme for whatever reason)
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" Spiderman version
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" (Darth Vader vs. Batman version)
And this one actually comes with a video, starring Darth Vader and Batman in a subway.
But, I got bored about halfway through it, so tell me how it ends in the comment section, if you would be so kind. Anyway, on with our story...
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" (Spongebob SquarePants and Patrick Star version)
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" dog version
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" goat version
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" kangaroo version
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" polar bear version
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" cat version
the "HE STOLE MY BANANAS...SHIT JUST GOT REAL" monkey
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" (Boxxy version)
And speaking of Boxxy, she has a new video out called FOAR GURLS FRUM BOXXY to wish you all a Happy Halloween. So by all means, go and watch it.
Happy Halloween to each and every one of you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
brand new SERIOUS BUSINESS meme starring Catie Wayne (aka Boxxy)
Welcome back, true believers. Today's exciting article will be about Catherine Wayne, aka Catie Wayne, aka Boxxy, and the motion picture she is in...as well as her latest youtube video, on her youtube channel anewhopeee. Alright, I will stop chuntering for a bit, so you can watch the new video. So, here it is:
But this new vid isn't all Catherine Wayne has been up to lately. She also will be featured in the movie "The Chronicles of Rick Roll."
Oh well, and as long as I am posting vids...Oh what the heck.. Here is the epic trailer for "The Chronicles of Rick Roll"...
As one can plainly see, "The Chronicles of Rick Roll" is a cinematic journey through the vast tubes, and nether reaches of the internets...
INTERNET SERIOUS. F*CKING. BUSINESS. (created by an unknown genius)
Which is not a bad idea for a full length motion picture...
Ok, kids. Now, I am going to run through some of the members of the cast (but not all of them because that would be completely insane)...but some of them.
Antoine Dodson (then and now)
Antoine Dodson, who was the star of a the viral video of the internets called "Bed Intruder"...
the "Greatest Freakout" wafflepwn brother (then and now)
Stephen and Jack "wafflepwn brothers" Quire are also in it...
Brian "Boom Goes the Dynamite" Collins (then and now)
It especially touches my heart, to see this young man Brian "Boom Goes the Dynamite" Collins, make a comeback.
the "YOU'RE NOT AN IDIOT" bear (found on the internets)
At the time the "Boom Goes the Dynamite" video went viral, I felt really bad for Brian. After all, it wasn't his fault the teleprompter was malfunctioning. It seemed his dream of being a sportscaster was being crushed before our eyeballs. But it turns out, there is some justice in the universe...because now Brian is a movie star instead.
Anywho, some of the preliminary reviews are in, and since I am an objective journalist, I will share one positive, and one negative.
The bad news first...
Adam Crow and Galvatron
First, we have a review from Adam Crow's youtube channel AdamBlazer. Check it out below...
And now for a succinct, but positive review from Nathan Weaver on his youtube channel nathanweaverpersonal. (DISCLAIMER: I assume his name is Nathan Weaver, since his youtube channel is called "nathanweaverpersonal", but in this crazy, topsy, turvy world...WHO KNOWS.)
Nathan Weaver???
Well, these guys haven't even seen the movie...and I haven't seen it, because I have no way of seeing it (it says on the website that it's still in "development").
But here are a few things that I expect to see...
1. Humor, and lots of it...
Charleton Heston laughing gif
2. Action, and excitement...
Randy Marsh of "South Park" fighting gif
3. An explosive and thrilling ending.
best movie death scene ever from the 1973 movie "Karate Girl"
Like the one in the vid below...
Now here are some things that will NOT be in the movie that I wish were...
1. Griorgio Tsoukalos and an alien
Giorgio Tsoukalos and an alien (via hellraised.tumblr)
2. Carl and Paul Llama
Carl and Paul the llamas (via Llamas With Hats)
3.Disco Kermit
Disco Kermit the Frog
Christian Bale/Kermit the Frog gif
O.k., o.k., ...I admit the reason I threw Kermit the Frog in there is because it's a super, great segue into my next, and final topic... which is my new video at youtube...
So, here it is...
Yes, and so that's it.
Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Catie Wayne, aka Boxxy gif via youtube.com/anewhopeee
Hey, guise!! Guess what!? I, James Earl Fungus I, have made a new youtube video, and I created this blog post to help publicize what I have done...
the "NOT A SINGLE F*CK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY" Dinosaur (found on the internets)
Anyway, as you may know...a short time ago, I began making youtube videos, in a quest to use yet another form of media to spread the teaching of Fung Fu (the Jimmy Fungus version of Kung Fu) to all corners of the globe.
Since I started, I would say approximately half the comments I have gotten have been negative, and half have been positive. The only problem is that all of the positive comments came from one source, Bersercules, the Berserk Herc (who is not even youtubing anymore).
Sadly, it appears now I will be getting 100% negative comments, and the full blown hatred from all the unhuddled masses across the intertubes.
"If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherf*cker a reason." via someecards.com
So, what else is there to do, but create yet another exciting youtube video? But I can't really take a lot of credit for this one...or really any credit. I just molded together a bunch of clips, and gifs other people made and posted, with a song someone else created. But anyway, if I remember correctly, the title of the vid is "Best Dance Moves Ever" or something in that vein...
Best Dance Moves Ever Vid
"The Big Lebowski" dancing gif (created by an unknown genius)
So without further ado, here is the gosh dang video... (Btw, the music track is "Bite Your Lip Get Up and Dance" by Elton John from his 1976 album "Blue Moves.")
Yeah,... I deleted this video when I was in a bad mood. Check out my youtube channel for other videos...
Well, that is all I have for you today true believers.
Once again, thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo...
Demi Lovato, Britney Spears, Simon Cowell, Spiderman, and a bald guy, on The X Factor
The X Factor premiered last night, but my tv is so darn broke, not even Spiderman could fix it, so I didn't get to watch it, but I'm sure it was very exciting. Anywho, the internet is abuzz with Demi Lovato supposedly getting "owned" by a contestant on the X Factor. More on that in a bit...
But FIRST we are going to do this... See, this is Part 1 of Part 3 of my series of "most controversial post" posts. Since this is only Part 1 of Part 3 and not Part 2, which would actually be Part 4 (but, now we're getting ahead of ourselves, aren't we?), it will not be that controversial. So, if you were planning on saying "well, that wasn't that controversial" in the comments section, you don't have to. But, if you want to, I suppose that is your right. It would just be kind of redundant, because I already pointed that out.
Anywho, i've been wanting to make these Chloe Moretz, Boxxy, Hitler, Big Bird, and the Cookie Monster memes for sometime now.. But for whatever reason, never got around to it now.
So without further ado, here they are...
Chloe Moretz and Boxxy React to Big Bird, and the Cookie Monster Canoeing with Hitler
Chloe Moretz reacting to Big Bird, Hitler, the Cookie Monster, and some little green muppet guy
Boxxy reacting to Big Bird, Hitler, the Cookie Monster, and some little green guy (I don't know who he is)
Demi Lovato Gets "Owned"?
Demi Lovato gets her jimmies rustled by a contestant on The X Factor
Welp, some people are making a big deal about this. Seems a contestant on The X Factor mouthed off at Demi Lovato. Anywho, I will just post the video down below, and let you come to your own conclusions... And THEN (this is exciting) I will post Independent Presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr.'s reaction,... his new "I Have a Dream" speech...
Independent presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr.'s "I Have a Dream Speech"
Well, that ends another brilliant day here at JimmyFungus.com. Once again, God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Hello, again true believers. Well, if it seems to you like there is not a lot going on, on the internets today, how very wrong you are!. Because there is certainly an unbelievable amount of things happening. Let me tell you about them.
Gorilla in suit
Well, remember my article about the phishing business at twitter, with direct messages saying "this user is saying nasty things about you" or words to that effect, etc. and so forth??
Truth is you probably DON'T remember it, because since I wrote that article, and informed the world of this scam...still NOTHING has been done about it!!! I have received nearly a gorillion more of these messages since then, which really rustles my jimmies.
Let's now speak about another area of my failure, and that is my political articles. All of my political articles are complete failures as far as hits or traffic are concerned. For some reason, whenever I write a poltical article it turns out to be a complete dud. Almost no one ever ends up reading it, unless I put a picture of ancient aliens expert Giorgio A. Tsoukalos somewhere in the article (and then people are probably just coming to the article to see the picture of Giorgio Tsoukalos, and not to hear my thoughts).
ancient aliens expert Giorgio Tsoukalos, and an Egyptian pyramid (via dirkelectricity.tumblr)
But today's article is a political article, so you are probably saying to yourselves, "HAHAHA. What are you stupid or something? Why are you wasting half your night writing a stupid article no one will read. HAHAHA. God are you stupid!"
Justin Bieber gif
Well, no I'm not that stupid. I'm also going to talk about other things. And I'm not leading with the politics. I'm going to lead with my story about the Boxxy Boxx-a-thon. But here in the U.S., we have a big election coming up, and I would be journalistically remiss if I did not speak about it at all.
Besides I do have some things I want to say about it.
So, anyway, now I have talked about all the many facets of all the areas where I am totally non-influential on the internets. Now, let me talk about a moral victory of sorts, that I have just had recently. Yay.
Boxxy: You See
Boxxy "You See" gif
Totally and utterly by happenstance, I was browsing one of the most influential and powerful message boards on earth, and I was very happy and excited to see that a gif I had made, my Boxxy: Challenge Accepted gif, was being used in a thread where the topic was the "Boxxy Challenge." This "Boxxy Challenge" if I remember correctly, was to listen to the Boxxy "You See" song (originally created by Danielson742 at youtube) a gorillion times...or as many times as possible,...or something like that. (Anywho, for me it was not much of a challenge. I could listen to that song a gorillion times standing on my head.)
Now, I hope that all of you reading this leave a comment. But please, all that I ask, is you watch this entire video below before leaving your comment. "You See" sung by Boxxy is probably THE greatest song ever written, so it is really the least you can do for me.
Thanks you for watching the entire video. Now we are able to move on to the political portion of this article...
Ok. I'm kind of exaggerating, when I say Mitt "bombed." Rather, Romney just heard a loud chorus of boos when he said he would repeal "Obamacare."
Seriously, what's the deal with the low quality video of this Romney speech?? This guy might be president of the United States of America, and there is better video quality in one of the low budget movies from the 1960's that Bersercules reviews, than in this video of his speech! I mean seriously....wtf!!!???
But as Fozzie Bear would say...moving right along...
10 Crazy Questions
Eight Crazy Nights "Adam Sandler is a Genius."
Mark the Rambling Person tagged me with one of those deals where you ask a person 10 questions, and then you pass it on, pyramid scheme thingies... But, if it's ok, I will save that one for next time. It will even be my lead story. Or at least I think it will be my lead story. But, I definitely WILL do it. Unless I get run over by a truck, or get severe diarrhea, or something like that...
Song of the Day
Tonight We Are Young from the video "We Are Young" by Fun.
Okk..we made it. Now we play ourselves out with the Song of the Day: "We Are Young" by Fun.
Once again, thank you all...and please remember to support your local zoo.
