I don't know where to begin...topics discussed include: JESUS, TAYLOR SWIFT, CHARLES Z, HITLER, LAINA WALKER (Overly Attached Girlfriend), JIMMY TATRO, "IN THE WAY" GUY (internet meme), GIORGIO TSOUKALOS, NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON, HANK HILL, HOMER SIMPSON, South Korean rapper PSY, and TONY DANZA (not nescessarily in that order)

"GOOD AFTERNOON.. DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE OR TWO TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST" meme (via the internets)

Oh my goodness!  There is so much I have to cover in this post, I almost want to collapse from exhaustion just thinking about it...but I can't let that happen...  I won't let that happen..., and I CAN'T let that happen.  I opened with the "do you have a moment to talk about Jesus" meme, because I made a video about it.  But, I don't really feel like talking about that anymore...  I am just praying to Jesus that I somehow make it through today's lengthy blog post.  You can pray too if you like.  Or just look at the pictures.  Whatever.

Hitler is down in the dumps after getting dumped by Taylor Swift

Welp, have you heard about this situation with this Charles Z fellow, who won the "Taylor Swift's Biggest Fan" contest...  only to have the contest cancelled, and his prize taken from him (or something like that)?  Anywho, it is one of the topics of the latest episode of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up" (this time hosted by the resident comedian of JimmyFungus.com Chucky C. Chuckles).    (Also covered is that exciting viral vid "How German Sounds Compared to Other Languages"...  yeah, all the detail is in the video description over at http://youtube.com/jimmyfungus, which is MY official youtube channel.) 

I am just going to post the video and hope that maybe you watch it...




 And that wasn't the only video of great importance I made this week.  It seems that youtube superstars Jimmy Tatro and "Overly Attached Girlfriend" Laina Walker reunited to make a video entitled "Normally Attached Girlfriend." 

Laina Walker and painting via her youtube channel Laina

I hope you didn't tire yourself out watching the "Normally Attached Girlfriend" video, because I really wanted you to watch Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves' review.  Besides, he pretty much explains everything anyway...








Now for the bad news.  It seems that the Fungus Army has let me down once again.  And that is fine.  You can live with yourselves crushing my hopes and dreams all the time, Fungus Army.  But you didn't just let me down...

You let Tony Danza down...

"What Would Danza Do?" inspirational meme

Remember in my last post when I asked you all to use the #WWDD and #WhatWouldDanzaDo hashtags, and disseminate the motivational message of Tony Danza far and wide to all corners of the interwebs.  Well, did anyone even bother to do it, but me??


I think you kids need a pep talk, so I tube chopped Tony Danza's inspirational speech from his wonderful movie "The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon" for you. So, just watch it, unless you're too lazy to even do that much.  Good grief...






Okay.  Don't feel too bad if you didn't watch the whole Tony Danza speech.  Actually, I just kinda had it on in the background while I was cooking up some Dorito and Cheeto casserole myself.  Maybe I will even watch the whole movie later.  But what I HAVE done is make some new exciting memes, so you can just look at them.  Yay!


Yes.  This new meme called In the Way Guy is sweeping the internets as we speak.  "In the Way" Guy  is sort of becoming the Mckayla Maroney of our generation.  

I am hoping just a tiny portion of "In the Way" Guy's internet fame will ooze down to me, so go and take a look at the memes I created.

"In the Way" Guy gets in the way of Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker having a light saber duel

"In the Way" Guy gets in the way of Jesus and the Apostles (see, it's funny because Jesus said He is "the way")

"In the Way" Guy and man being chased by hippo

"In the Way" guy is in Kim Kardashian's way

Justin Bieber spits on fans and "In the Way"guy

And, I wouldn't even bother to bring up this other new meme, except for the fact I have been planning on unveiling it for weeks, and well...  I'll just do it now.  So, let's get this over with.  It is sort of a mega meeting of memes colliding.  It stars Giorgio Tsoukalos, Neil deGrasse Tyson,  Homer Simpson, and aliens...

new "i'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens" meme

Thank God.  We are finally almost done.  In conclusion, I will just tell you support your local zoo, and to stay classy, Chicago.

Charles Z and a reluctant Taylor Swift   #Justice4Charles

THE COUNCIL HAS SPOKEN: The Top 10 Most Influential People of 2012

"THE COUNCIL HAS SPOKEN" cat meme (found on the internets)

Well, I have had a rough week really.  I have not been feeling very well, and I have been suffering from a series of disappointments lately.  Firstly, TEAM FUNGUS failed me once again.  I gave them one thing to do...get my "Top 10 Most Influential People of 2012"  video up to 1000 views before New Year's Day...




...and they could not even accomplish that.  Plus, I think Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves gave me the Bubonic Plague or something after he returned from Siberia on his quest to hunt down the Abominable Grinch.   So, if someone reading this would at least bother to attempt to watch the video this time, perhaps even just 5 seconds of it, I will not have to fire Abraham Fungus Jr. (who is in charge of this whole mess of an operation).

Also, to make bad news more somber, the evil troll "Jervaise Brooks Hamster" (or whatever the hell this dummy calls himself) returned to harass me again.  I hate to inform him, but no one reads the comments section on this site anyway (I mean besides me!).

Forrest Gump "I AM NOT A SMART MAN" meme (dedicated to the troll)

I must at least give the troll credit for putting more comments on my site in 2 days than any of my real life personal "friends" managed to put on in the last 5 years.  Unfortunately, all his comments were mean-spirited and abusive, so now I have to enable "comment approval."  Sorry about that, guys.   You can all thank that a$$hole troll.

Seriously, who trolls someone at blogger?  I've never even heard of anything so lame.  It would be like someone getting obsessed with Charlie Rose and putting nasty comments all over the PBS chat forum.  So troll, here's an idea since you are such an brilliant intellectual.  Go harass George F. Will.  He deserves you.

Anywho, back to the real purpose of this post.  The Top 10 Most Influential People of 2012.  Again, I know this is late, but, ehh, whatever...  Ya know.

Come to think of it, I don't have much to say about my video after all.  So, why don't we just play ourselves out with a song.

Once again thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Top Taylor Swift Memes on the Internets (But 1st, Lord Throckmorton's Taylor Swift response video via my very own youtube channel)

the lovely Taylor Swift gets boinked in the head with a basketball

Well, hello again, you crazy kids.  This entry is pretty much dedicated to Taylor Swift in all her magnificence.  But before, we get to that, let me tell you what's been going on at my youtube channel...

My roving entertainment reporter, and the official poet laureate of JimmyFungus.com, the very honorable and highly esteemed Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves III, has been producing quite a few videos of late for my official channel http://youtube.com/jimmyfungus.  And what he has been working on, are some channel reviews of some of the biggest names at youtube.  In Throckmorton's most recent review, the Lord of Fungus takes on one of the very biggest stars of youtube, Shane Dawson.

not Shane Dawson

Welpers, ...I guess what I will have to do is first post the particular Shane Dawson video that Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves will be reviewing and responding to, so you at least have a clue what the hell he is talking about.

And then, I will obviously post Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves's exciting review of Shane Dawson's video, which hopefully you will watch (and I highly recommend that you do).

not Taylor Swift

Shane's video coincidentally is entitled "IS TAYLOR SWIFT HIGH!?"  The vid doesn't really have much to do with Taylor Swift OR getting high, but Shane Dawson calls it "IS TAYLOR SWIFT HIGH!?" because...   well, I'll let Lord Throckmorton explain all that in his response.


O.k., I will post the Shane Dawson vid,, but to be 100% Oprah honest, I really don't care if you guys watch it too intently, because I need you to save your energies for Lord Throckmorton's response video.  Nevertheless, here it is..so just skim through it all half-assed or whatever...

(UPDATE 12/18/2014:  NEVERMIND... YOU DON'T REALLY NEED TO WATCH EITHER OF THESE VIDEOS... BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO WATCH A VIDEO, WATCH WILFORD FUNGUS'S REVIEW OF TAYLOR SWIFT "SHAKE IT OFF" PARODIES WHICH I POSTED A LITTLE FURTHER DOWN.  GOD BLESS YOU, AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!)

"YOU HAVE CAT TO BE KITTEN ME RIGHT MEOW" cat meme

Not to give too much away, but Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves isn't too impressed with the Shane Dawson "IS TAYLOR SWIFT HIGH!?" video.  I don't know.  Maybe Lord Throckmorton is just grumpy from all the shrapnel still left over in his posterior from his service during World War I, but he seemed pretty cranky, at least towards the end of his critique.  Oh well.  Please check it out anyway, and give us some feedback:






REVIEW OF ALL TAYLOR SWIFT "SHAKE IT OFF" PARODIES W/ AMERICAN HERO  WILFORD FUNGUS

ALSO SEE...

And now...

The Very Best Taylor Swift Memes on All of the Internets

  O.k.,  without further ado, let's get on with "The Very Best Taylor Swift Memes on All of the Internets."  I didn't make any of these particular ones (or I made one of them actually).  I just felt they were the best of the best Taylor Swift memes out there, so I am sharing them with you all.


Are you ready for them?


I don't think that you are...

"I CAN'T HOLD ALL OF THIS SUCCESS" Taylor Swift meme

"MAYBE I'M THE PROBLEM" Taylor Swift meme

"I CAN'T WAIT TO WRITE OUR BREAKUP SONG" Taylor Swift and Harry Styles meme

Taylor Swift vs. Harry Styles meme

Harry Styles get hit in the balls by Taylor Swift gif

Taylor Swift Jeopardy question

"DUDE, YOU'RE SO DEEP I CAN'T SEE YOU ANYMORE" Taylor Swift meme

Taylor Swift meme (Overly Attached Girlfriend version)

Taylor Swift meme (Bad Luck Brian version)

Taylor Swift meme (philosoraptor version)

Success Kid is excited Taylor Swift is making a new album

Taylor Swift in "FLYSWAT RIOT"

Taylor Swift:  I CAN'T BEAR IT meme

"Scumbag" Taylor Swift meme

Taylor Swift grossed out by Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez kiss gif

"WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY" meme (Taylor Swift version)

Taylor Swift & Grumpy Cat meme

Taylor Swift "we gonna get WHITE GIRL WASTED right about MEOW" meme

Taylor Swift "Last Supper" breakup painting (via mtv.com "Nick and Sara Live")

Taylor Swift - Bad Blood "pancakes don't fix bullet holes" meme

Well, friends, that's all the exciting Taylor Swift memes I have for you right now.

Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.