Selena Gomez pulls a gun in "Getaway", Miley Cyrus gets a line in the bathroom in "We Can't Stop", and Taylor Swift & Ed Sheeran miniaturize themselves in "Everything Has Changed" (also goats, sloths, and David Letterman)

Neil deGrasse Tyson "Watch out!  We got a badass over here!" reaction gif featuring Ashley Tisdale

Welcome back, true believers.  Are you ready for JimmyFungus.com's second badass post in a row?  I don't think that you are.  But anywho, we have an absolute ton of material to cover in this entry, so hang onto your potatoes.  This is going to be exciting...

"SAVE YOURSELVES" kitten says, "GO ON WITHOUT ME."  in this cat/kitten meme I found on the internets

 I don't really know where to begin, so I tell you what we are going to do....

...I will post this week's edition of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up" (hosted by the distinguished Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves III),...

...and then I will share with you, some of my own delightful thoughts on all the exciting topics the Lord of Fungus covered in his informative report.

           So, how does that sound??? 

evil cockroach "Good.  Good." gif

 

If evil cockroach is satisfied then so am I.   So without further ado,  here is the latest edition of Current Events Rodeo Round-Up.  (Topics covered include... Selena Gomez and her role in the potential blockbuster movie "Getaway", Miley Cyrus and her potential smash hit and latest single "We Can't Stop", as well as the new video and duet by Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran "Everything Has Changed.")

Catie Wayne MIND = BLOWN gif (via catiewayne.com)

Selena Gomez pulling a gun on Ethan Hawke in "Getaway" gif

O.K.  Let's try to dig into all of this.  These crazy Disney kids seem intent on dirtying up their previously quasi-"squeaky clean" images.  IMHO Selena Gomez is doing it in a better way, with some dramatic roles in major motion pictures that deal with some mature content.

Ya gots to love Miley though.  Unlike Justin Bieber, who is deeply concerned with what the Beliebers think of him, she seems to be throwing caution to the wind.  Every time the Biebs is caught "screwing up" his reaction seems to be,  "Uh ohz.  I made the Beliebers mad.  I better try to smooth this over a bit."  (That is NOT  a direct quote by the way.)  Miley on the other hand seems to take the polar opposite approach.

the "f*ck you!  I won't do what you tell me" cat meme (found on the internets)

Welpers, dear ones, I am beginning to be a bit concerned about what effect this cynical attitude is having on our society.  Case in point this "sloth meme" phenomenon that is sweeping the internets like a great ball of fire...

"chillin' like a villain" sloth meme/gif thingy

What exactly could be cuter or more adorable than a sloth?  The endearing sloth... nothing but purity and sincerity as far as the eye can see.

Then someone had to make that "rape sloth" meme...

When memes collide...  (I was inspired to meld together the "rape sloth" meme and the "goat with guns" meme while viewing twitter.com/HashMyTag's media grid)

I don't know.  I never really found the "rape sloth" internet meme very cute OR funny.  At least our gentle friends the goats have hitherto been able to preserve some measure of their dignity.

the "WHERE'S DEREK??' goat meme (created by an unknown genius)

I think.  Anywho, my regular commenters are probably saying at this point,  "OH GOD, SHUT UP!  OH MY GOD, WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP!!??"  Welp, I didn't post last week, so I have a lot to cover.  If it is getting on your nerves, just look at the pictures or something.

Actually, I am just covering one more topic (or so), and it is only because I went through the trouble of making this David Letterman "Migraine Boy" gif...

David Letterman "Boy With a Migraine" gif

So you may be asking,  "Why the hell did you make that for??"  Because using my skills as an investigative reporter, I was able to unearth the footage from an old made for TV movie from the 1980s starring David Letterman.  SEE:  Boy with a Migraine  (Actually, it wasn't REALLY a movie.  I guess you could just read the video description if you want to know more.)

mini Taylor Swift and mini Ed Sheeran in "Everything Has Changed" gif

Alright then.  Why don't we end it here, and play ourselves out with a song.  Here's the new video for the duet between Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran "Everything Has Changed"...



Once again, thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Kim Jong Un Looking at Things with Binoculars (perhaps the best compilation of "Kim Jong Un looking at things with binoculars" gifs known to the free world...oh, and a video too)

Hello again, true believers.  Welcome to a very special mid-week edition of JimmyFungus.com.  Probably by now you realize that this entry is about North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un (and his binoculars).  Evidently, when Kim Jong Un (or Kim Jong-un....whatever) is not busy oppressing his people, he is busy using the best pair of binoculars he could find at the local Walmart to "look at things."  Anyway, you would think there would be some really amazing gifs on this subject across the vast expanse of the internets, but there really aren't.  So, what did I do?  I made a batch of my own.  






Annnnd here are the gifs...

Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at PSY singing "Gentleman" gif

Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at Taylor Swift gif

Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez gif

Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at Charlie Sheen gif

Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at Hayley Williams and Spongebob Squarepants gif

Kim Jong Un looking at 50 Cent and "Surprised" Patrick Star

Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at a crying baby and dancing gorillas gif

Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at the Death Star explode gif

Well, that will do it for this super special important mid-week surprise post.  Once again God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Selena Gomez flips Justin Bieber the bird after epic dinner fight? President Obama and McKayla Maroney are Unimpressed... ALSO, Song of the Day

Selena Gomez flips Justin Bieber the bird?  (are jimmies rustled in this pic?)

If you have not heard, on Friday, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had a meeting regarding their recent breakup that did not go so well.  There is even this picture circulating the internets, which looks to some like Selena is showing Justin her middle finger.  I did not know what to make of all this, so I sent JimmyFungus.com's roving entertainment reporter, and poet laureate Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves on a mission to get to the bottom of all this insanity.  So just watch the video below to see what he came up with...

Barack Obama and McKayla Maroney are not impressed (White House photo)

In other thrilling news, this hilarious pic of Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney, and President Obama is spreading around the internets at light speed like a great cannon ball of fire.  It was taken a day or so ago, when President Obama was meeting with members of the U.S.A. Olympic team, and now it belongs to the ages...

Perhaps the Biebs should start dating McKayla Maroney...

McKayla Maroney is not impressed with Justin Bieber?

The most McKayla will do is scowl at him when she is really angry.

And that will ALMOST end our journey, but we will play ourselves out with today's SONG OF THE DAY, which is a cover version of Taylor Swift's "Begin Again" by an up and coming artist Holly Sergeant.



Once again, God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Break Up, and Boxxy's Cat Dies (yes, bad news all around)

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up:  OH GOD WHY??

It's splittsville for Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.  No, this is not some nasty rumor.  This is 100% truth, and if I am wrong about it, I won't post anymore Justin Bieber stories for at least 3 days.  That is my pledge to you.

And what my "sources" tell me, is that Selena is the one who initiated the break up.  Justin and Selena. it seems, have been having problems recently, because Selena was losing interest.  Here's what a supposedly reliable, but anonymous source told Radar Online (see: Selena Gomez Sticking It Out With Justin Bieber Because He's "Good For Her Brand"):

"Justin's heart is with Selena because she's his first true love, but Selena is pretty much just riding out the relationship because she knows he's good for her image...  Let's just say that if for some reason Justin's star ever fell, Selena would drop him immediately." 

typical chick (this is probably what happened between Justin and Selena) - via bob-rz.deviantart.com

Well, if I sound angry about this, I am.  But,  I don't think my rage can match the fury of JimmyFungus.com's  roving entertainment reporter, and distinguished poet laureate Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves. Please check out the video below...






And if this wasn't bad enough news.  Boxxy's cat Lulu died.  Or I mean Catie Wayne's cat.  Or I mean Svetlana's cat.  Well, just watch the video...

"DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT JESUS CHRIST" ~ cat

I just hope and pray that Lulu accepted Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior before she passed.


Anywho, kids.  We haven't done the "SONG OF THE DAY" for awhile...

Beck "Guess I'm Doing Fine"

And for the occasion of today's Song of the Day,  I made this Beck "Guess I'm Doing Fine" meme.  Well, it's not a meme until people start passing it around, so by all means pass it around...  unless you want to be a lazy jerk about it.  Oh, sorry I said that.  I am still upset about Justin and Selena.

Anyway, without further ado, here is today's SONG OF THE DAY which is "Guess I'm Doing Fine" by Beck, and I am dedicating this to the Biebs.  O.K. Beck...Play us out.



Once again, thank you and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!