The World's #1 Dax Flame Fan Follows Me After I Make a Video About Dax!

read Dax Flame's memoir I'm Just Sitting on a Fence 

 

Harrison Wockner the #1 Dax Flame fan in the world followed me on twitter after I made a video about Dax. You can follow him at https://twitter.com/HWockenr.






Here's my video about Dax.

Dax Flame: A COMPLETE COMPENDIUM OF ALL THINGS DAX FLAME- an utterly complete history of Dax Flame from Dax Flame beginning to Dax Flame end RE-beginning (everything you wanted to know about Dax Flame but were too shy to ask...or maybe you knew this stuff and forgot it?...or maybe you know this stuff but wanted to hear it again because you really love Dax Flame??)

Well, kids...NOW...on with our story.  The story of a great and heroic figure of the internets...DAX FLAME.

The Story of Dax Flame (the early years) 

"I tell people to call me Dax Flame, because it's kind of cool."

The date is December 6, 2006.  Dax introduces himself to us in his first ever video aptly titled My First Video Diary, and tells us his name is Bernice Juach III.  He says he doesn't like to be called "Bernice" because "it's kinda girly."  Who can blame him?  "I tell people to call me Dax Flame, because it's kind of cool," says "Bernice."  It sure is.  Dax posts the video in the category: News & Politics and labels the video with the tags:  video , human , cool, very handsome.

"Good morning," Dax Flame.

 In Dax Flame's second video, Dax plots to "earn the gift of friendship" from his classmate "Jacob."
SEE:  Second Blog Entry: I will befriend Jacob  By Dax's third video the infamous pee fight video, we are already seeing the emergence of "the Dax Flame formula" for youtube vlogging.  Sort of like "the Rocky formula" in many of the Rocky movies where Rocky would lose a fight at the beginning of one of the Rocky movies, then make a big comeback and have a huge victory at the end of the film... The Dax Flame formula seems to work in reverse.  Dax will get excited about an opportunity to finally attain some measure of happiness, only to have something silly happen which will cause his hopes and dreams to be dashed, and ultimately crushed.

Dax Flame in optimistic times...

Dax's spirits are often raised...

Dax Flame:  Third Video Diary Entry: I blew it!

Dax Flame "I blew it!" gif

Dax Flame

...only for his hopes and dreams to be crushed time and time again.

To make matters more complicated, Dax falls in love with a girl named Sophia.

Dax Flame falls in love with Sophia, which makes matters more complicated

Well, the whole story of Dax Flame, Jacob, and Sophia was a very sordid tale.  Luckily the video below helps sum up things...somewhat...

Dax Flame: The COOL MOVES Era

Dax Flame during the so-called "COOL MOVES" ERA (so-called by me)

Some of the most important videos uploaded by Dax Flame are his "COOL MOVES" videos in which Dax basically gives us lessons in his version of Kung Fu...  or, "Dax Fu" if you will.

Dax Flame in his first "COOL MOVES" youtube video

Dax Flame in "Cool Moves: The Mother's Day Movie"

I believe there are three Dax Flame COOL MOVES videos Daxflame's Second Motion Picture: Cool Moves, Cool Moves 2: The tutorial and also the sequel to Cool Moves, and Cool Moves: the Mother's Day movie.  They are all extremely outstanding.

Dax Flame Fashion

Dax Flame's unbelievably awesome fashion sense

Every generation has it's pop icon figures who are tremendously influential in the field of fashion and style.  In the 60's, Beatlemania and the moptop hairstyle of John, Paul, George, and Ringo made it's impact, for example.  Whether it be in the 70's with John Travolta and his white three piece disco suit...Madonna and Michael Jackson in the 80's...or the current day fashion trend setter Lady Gaga...  Dax Flame has the potential to be an icon in this considerably important area of our pop culture.

Raging Dax:  "The Slap" and the Fury of Dax Flame

Dax Flame is assaulted on camera?

So, it came to pass that during the taping of the first ever episode of "The Dax News" in a Dax Flame video titled First guest appearance, ruins your prevelages(He is a IDIOT), Dax is slapped across the face by his fed up cousin "Alec." "Another idiot besides my mom in my family," says Dax (referring to "Alec"), and all the inquisitive types at youtube are slowing the video down like it's the Zapruder film, to try to find evidence of whether or not Dax was truly smacked across the face, or whether a hoax was being perpetrated.

In coming videos, Dax Flame would be prone to a few Eric Cartman like rages...

Dax Flame in I Pushed my Grandmother into the Pool

Dax Flame in Freaking Event DUMB!

Dax Flame's Chair

Dax Flame in Daxflame Torture chamber!

Dax Flame's chair is a co-star of many of his videos, and inspired perhaps the most ingenious Daxflame response video of all time, presented by Lord Picklejar the grand archduke of Hell in the service of Satan...

TAPE FACE, GreenTeaGurlie, and feud with Lisa Nova

Dax Flame in "TAPE FACE"

Thankfully, despite all this turmoil, Dax Flame continues making videos,...and catapults himself to new heights of fame with his video "TAPE FACE."










Dax's new found super fame (SEE: My T.V. Appearance, Not as Happy as it sounds ) results in him getting a "hot robot girlfriend" named GreenTeaGurlie...who seems to disappear from Dax's life as quickly as she came into it.

Dax then gets into a feud with youtube star Lisa Nova, but the feud quickly turns into a friendship, as the two  
enter into several creative collaborations that enrich everyone's lives.











In the following collaboration with Lisa Nova, Smosh, and Tony "the winekone", Dax Flame vies for the attention of Lisa Nova "the love of his life."  Well, I won't spoil the ending...

Dax Flame's True Identity (he is not a bad person)

Dax Flame in My Real Name is not Bernice Juach

As Dax's fame grows, some inquisitive youtubers manage to pin down his true identity...and Dax Flame has a lot of explaining to do.  He reveals he lied about his name being "Bernice Juach" and asks his fans for forgiveness.

"Forgiving and Understanding will bring magic to your life and you will LOVE it! If you fail to practice forgiveness you will fail to remian alive."
-Daxflame


Despite being lied to and a myriad of other controversies involving Dax, Dax Flame's fans remain loyal, and know in their hearts he is not a bad person...

Dax Flame Evolves into the Mature Superstar He is Today

Dax Flame with the cast of "Project X"

But the Dax Flame story does not end there.  He has today emerged as a star of major blockbuster feature films, such as "Project X", and "21 Jump Street", as well as being an aspiring film maker, and a competent spokesman for his generation.

And so that will end another excellent day here at JimmyFungus.com. This is Jimmy Fungus signing off.

Once again... God bless you, and please remember to support your local ice cream shop.

New Rebecca Black music video "Sing It" is OUT!, new Dax Flame gif is OUT!, new "The Dictator" trailer is OUT; ALSO Unsent Letters to Lord Picklejar, and some News of the Woooooorld

Dax Flame in action gif

After,  the exciting return of Dax Flame to the youtube (SEE:  The Return of Dax Flame )  I was planning on spending my entire day compiling a comprehensive history of all of Dax Flame's accomplishments, and milestones to date.  But R.B. Rebecca Black kind of threw a monkey wrench into those plans by releasing a new video.

Boxxy: "A new video!" gif (fluffystick.tumblr)

This new video is called "Sing It" and is yet another triumph from Miss Black.  (Believe it or not, there are many humans not aware of her 2 previous vids since Friday: "My Moment" and "Person of Interest.")  So, this is actually the 4th installment in the Rebecca Black hit parade, and this one called "Sing it" makes it official...yup,...she's better than the Beatles.


Without further ado, here it is...Miss Rebecca Black with her latest smash hit..."Sing It."

"Sing It" Rebecca Black (official video)

Rebecca Black "Sing It" gif

As, I said...another TRIUMPH!  Way to go, Rebecca.  Nice job!!

EPIC WIN BABY

Now for something completely different...

"The Dictator" (new trailer)

"The Dictator" is billed as ''The heroic story of a North African dictator who risks his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed.''

Anna Faris and Sascha Baren Cohen in "The Dictator"

Well, kids...I really don't have any exciting opinions to offer you on "The Dictator" yet... Other than I'm thrilled Anna Faris has a major role.  She's a brilliant comic actress, and it was a master stroke of casting genius by the filmmakers to include her.

And now for an exciting new segment, for the first time ever (that's why it is new)...

Unsent Letters to Lord Picklejar

In this new segment I reveal all the thoughtful letters I wrote to Lord Picklejar ("the grand archduke of Hell in the service of Satan, who is called the Lightbringer"), but...for whatever reason...never got around to sending.  Without further ado, here is our first letter in our new segment Unsent Letters to Lord Picklejar:

Dear Lord Picklejar,


     Do they have tacos in hell?  If they do...are they hotter, and spicier than the tacos they serve on earth?  Do you like tacos?  How about burritos?


                                                              sincerely yours,
                                                              James Earl Fungus I

the many faces of the demon lord Picklejar...and ancient aliens expert Giorgio Tsoukalos?

And how empty this new segment would be without posting a classic Picklejar video.  So here is one.  The 3rd installment in the Great Lectures in Evil series. In this lecture Lord Picklejar explains money...what it is, where it came from, and how it can be used most effectively in the pursuance of evil.




Great Lectures in Evil 3: Money








News of the Woooooorld

...and while we are caressing the edges of the topics of money, greed, and corruption,...I thought I would belch out a brief News of the Woooooorld segment and post this excellent video featuring the exploits of renegade economist Max Keiser.  This is not a brand new video, but it could not be more relevant to the world and times we are currently living in.  It features Max having a few heated exchanges with some hoity-toity investment banker types.  Take a gander...

Max Keiser in a round-table discussion on "10 O'clock Live"...and Bersercules??

Ok... Wow! I think that's enough excitement for one day. Don't you? I think this will be a good place to stop the show...

Once again, God bless you all,...and thank you for your support.

Justin Bieber is Elvis (but Dax Flame is a God): Blake Shelton makes comparisons between Justin Bieber and Elvis Presley, AND Dax Flame makes a new video

Thank God Dax Flame has returned to youtube

Hello again true, believers.  The two hottest things happening in the world today, are 1.)  Blake Shelton has revealed to the world that Justin Bieber is the second coming of Elvis Presley, and 2.) Dax Flame has FINALLY made a new video, appropriately under his youtube user name "Daxflame."  Thank God, you decided to come to HTTP://JIMMYFUNGUS.COM and be dazzled by this information I am about to pass onto you...

The Return of Dax Flame

After taking a long hiatus from making youtube videos (which seemed almost unbearable for his fans),  Dax Flame has finally made a new video. (SEE ((((((((Funguzz Vizzion)))))))): Dax Flame: Where is he now in 2012?? (Part 1) and ((((((((Funguzz Vizzion)))))))): Dax Flame: Where is he now in 2012?? (Part 2) to catch up on all things Dax Flame)  In this new video entitled "My Improvisational Acting Moments"  Dax shows off his amazing acting skills...



When I saw that Dax Flame had uploaded 2 new videos I was so happy I could puke.  But then my joy was tempered a bit, when I realized that one of the videos Manifest Ocean - YouTube was actually originally uploaded in 2007...but it contains a solution for the problem of rising gas prices, which is a burning issue in today's current events, so he -reuploaded it.  Also in the video info for "My Improvisational Acting Moments" Dax writes:  "I also apologize for the length between videos. I don't want my next sentence to sound rude. I don't have any ideas currently, so I can't say if my next video will come any faster. I am sorry. Please excersise your empathy, and I will do the same for you."  So Dax seems to be in the same boat as Mark the rambling person,  just chock out of ideas.  Welp, Dax Flame fans, my advice is this. do everything physically, spiritually, and emotionally possible to run Dax's video up to 100 million views, so he is inspired to make more new videos.  (And aww shucks, let's do the same for Mark while we are at it.)

Now for something Completely different... 

Justin Bieber is the new Elvis Presley?

Everyone is really excited because in a new interview via Hollywoodlife Justin Bieber Elvis Of Today? -- Blake Shelton Compares Justin Bieber to Elvis Presley  Blake Shelton has drawn comparisons between Justin Bieber and Elvis Presley...

“You would have to be living under a damn rock not to know who the kid is and the impact that he is having. I never witnessed anything like that, it’s got to be similar to what happened with Elvis when he would come walking into a room.”

So, let's examine this further.  Below, you can compare iconic legend, the KING of rock and roll Elvis Presley, and modern day superstar Justin Bieber side by side.  Well, not literally side by side I suppose...so...compare them vertically...

Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley?

and now

Justin Bieber

And if you still are not able to decide whether or not you agree with Blake Shelton that Justin Bieber is the new Elvis Presley, here are some of the most exciting new tidbits on the subject to help you form your opinion.... Blake Shelton Compares Justin Bieber To Elvis Presley, Justin Bieber vs Elvis Presley - Baby I'll Be There - YouTube ,
Could Justin Bieber Perform With An Elvis Presley Hologram? - Music, Celebrity, Artist ,
Is Justin Bieber the New Elvis Presley? , How Justin Bieber Compares to Elvis Presley ,
Behind The Scenes: Elvis Presley Meets Justin Bieber - YouTube , How does Justin Bieber compare to Elvis Presley? - Quora


Well, friends...I think this is a pretty decent place to stop the show for today.  In the comments you can vote on whether or not you think Justin Bieber is the new Elvis Presley...(or heck, just talk about Dax Flame).  Once again, God bless you, and thank you for your support.

"That Really Rustled My Jimmies" (the complete collection)

I think it is obvious to everyone here that the powerful forces of destiny were at work when the "That really rustled my jimmies" craze hit the web.  Who better to assemble a compendium of the best jimmy rustling all across the intertubes, than I, investigative journalist Jimmy Fungus?  (A few of these memes down there I actually just made myself, hot off the creative frying pan known as my mind.  Well, you guys can try to  guess which ones I made, if you want.) 

The Urban Dictionary defines "jimmy rustling" as "a term used in many different occasions when strong emotional needs are met. These emotions can range from sexual emotions to hateful emotions." Urban Dictionary: Jimmy rustling  (Or as Jax of http://raviolisandwaterworks.com/ calls this...saying "eep!"  The Power of An Eep )

So, now, without further ado, I am going to run down the best of the best "rustled my jimmies" memes, cartoons, videos, etc. and so forth across the internets.  Now, pay attention Gorilla Bananas of  http://japingape.blogspot.com/ .  You will probably spot some of your relatives in this lineup...

"That really Rustled My jimmies"

I think this particular one, is the most common and popular of the "rustled my jimmies" memes across the vast digital super highways known as "the  internets."  The original picture of this majestic creature was actually originally posted here nors | Flickr - Photo Sharing! .  Little did the original poster know that this gorilla was going to become the most famous ape since King Kong...or at least since Magilla Gorilla.

"I refuse to let this Russle my jimmies." 

There are always those of us convinced they have complete control of their emotions like some Buddhist Kung Fu master...  that they have complete control of their jimmies.  Well, if this is the case with you...more power to ya...

"JIMMY STATUS: RUSTLED" via bronwinningg.tumblr.com

This is a much more realistic approach to me.  This is what I look like when my jimmies initially get rustled.

"CALM DOWN YOU'RE FULL ON RUSTLED, BRO"

"I see Jimmies and Jimmy acessories I tell ya what"

This is the Hank Hill edition of the "that really rustled my jimmies" meme.  There should always be a Hank Hill version of everything.  Though apparently when Hank's jimmies get rustled his head morphs into the gorilla from the Gorilla Munch cereal box.

"Not sure.. If jimmies have been rustled.." via utefans.net

Then there are those times when we are just not sure...  perhaps we are victims of a drive-by jimmy rustling.  We just don't know what to think. 

rustled my jimmies Jesus 

When your jimmies are rustled, you can choose to use that energy for destructive purposes...or to focus that energy into positivity, and use the opportunity to show that you are a vessel of love for your fellow man.

"OH GOD MAH JIMMIES"

"Please don't russle my jimmies" Spike  via  icanhascheezburger.com

You can try politely asking people not to rustle your jimmies,...but from personal experience this almost never works.

"JIMMIES" via knowyourmeme.com

This is the Giorgio Tsoukalos version of the "that really rustled my jimmies" meme.  There should always be a Giorgio Tsoukalos version of everything.

Jimmies Neutron via lumpytoast.tumblr

Be aware that when you get your jimmies rustled...there is a darn good chance you're gonna come down with the Gorilla Munch head.

"millions of jimmies were suddenly rustled" Obi-Wan Kenobi via knowyourmeme.com

Once you are mature in your training, you can easily sense the rustling of jimmies...

"GOOD, GOOD, LET THE JIMMIES RUSTLE THROUGH YOU."

"the jimmies rustle softly" my source: alexevanszombie.tumblr.com

"Keeps my jimmies stable" poem  (by slowdevil666 )

"I GOT 99 JIMMIES AND YOU RUSTLED NONE"

"AND IN THE FOLLOWING SILENCE, MY UNRUSTLED JIMMIES REIGNED TRUE." (author unknown)

"ONLY THE DEAD CAN KNOW PEACE...FROM THIS RUSTLING."

 "I feel a great rustling in my jimmies..."

"Ask not for whom the jimmy rustles..."

"Watch out guys...we're dealing with a badass..err..I mean rustler over here"

The Neil deGrasse Tyson version of the "that really rustled my jimmies" meme. There should be a Neil deGrasse Tyson version of everything.

"a gorillion jimmies"...that's a lot of jimmies

"one gorillion dollars"

"Keep it together...don't let your jimmies get rustled."

"Rustled."

"jimmies; rustled" gorilla gif

"RUSTLIN' OUT  MY JIMMIES" gif

"JIMMIES UNRUSTLED" Japanese kid with sunglasses gif

"ARE JIMMIES RUSTLED?"-"COME FIND OUT!" gif via ontheroofwithmolly.tumblr.com

"let's get ready TO RUSTLE!"

1950s guy "Jimmies status: RUSTLED"-  This could be the one that started it all

Fonzie jumps the shark...his Jimmies remain UNRUSTLED

even celebrities like Emma Stone can get rustled now and again

"in bleakness and terror beyond all human hope...the gods guard the jimmies for centuries to come."

"YOU TRYIN' TA RUSTLE MA JIMMIES?" a darn good question

"At first I was like LOL...  THEN THEY RUSTLED MY JIMMIES."

"someone rustled my jimmies once...ONCE"

"Why doesn't anyone want to rustle my jimmies?"

"THAT REALLY RUSTLED MY JIMMIES"

"DID I JUST HEAR SOME RUSTLING?" via jimmy-russell.tumblr.com

"WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... THAT REALLY RUSTLED MY JIMMIES"

"THAT REALLY F@%$#ING FLUSTERED MY JIMBOBS."  (whoever came up with this is a genius of the highest caliber)

HIS JIMMIES: Consider the rustled (via verydemotivational.com)

"Can no longer even feel enough... to have my jimmies rustled" orangutan

U RUSTLED?  (via the internets)

Unrustling for Jimmies: Shh no tears...Only dreams now (via purpledranknj.tumblr.com)

"That really rustled my jimmies!" Planet of the Apes version (found on the interwebs)

"RUSTLERS GONNA RUSTLE"

"FEAR AND RUSTLING"

"my jimmies rustle softly" ~ Brad Pitt

"This guy is really rustling my jimmies." - Demi Lovato on the X-Factor with Britney Spears

Kim Kardashian and jimmies Jesus: "LET THE JIMMIES RUSTLE THROUGH YOU"

"It would appear that your jimmies have been rustled."

"Never before have the jimmies been rustled this much."

"What really rustles my jimmies."

"All those people...  all that rustling."

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, JIMMIES RUSTLE YOU (found on the internets...created by some unknown genius)

"Every day I'm rustlin' (jimmies)"

"That's the last time you rustle my jimmies"

"THAT REALLY RUSTLED JABBA'S JIMMIES" Jabba the Hut

Jimmies can be rustled for good...or for evil.  The choice is yours.

"YOU, good sir..., have rustled my jimmies."

Rowan Atkinson. He's a man's man. Enough said.

"MY JIMMIES REMAIN UNRUSTLED"

There are those among us who's jimmies are simply unrustle-able.  (doggie pic originally found here Best Dog “Costumes” « Strange Fruit )

For some...the rustling of jimmies can be a spiritual....even life transforming experience.

"YOU have rustled my Boxxies!" Boxxy.

Boxxy's jimmies are unrustle-able.

Dax Flame: "JIMMIES RUSTLED"

This is the one I identify with the most. A typical day in the life of Jimmy Fungus.

Rebecca Black: "DON'T RUSTLE REBECCA'S JIMMIES"

And how can any lineup of celebrity jimmy rustlers be complete without R.B. Rebecca Black?

jimmies status: UNRUSTLED (Bill Nye the science guy version)

MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - THRIFT SHOP FEAT. WANZ (OFFICIAL JIMMIES EDITION)

"Our jimmies are eternal.  None can rustle the Triumverate."

I am sure whoever created this particular masterpiece meant to write "no one can rustle the Triumvirate."  That is the cool thing about internet memes is you can spell words wrong, make typos, and grammatical errors, and none seems to care...err, i mean NO ONE seems to care.  Here we have the gorilla from the Gorilla Munch box, the Panda Puffs panda (i think), and I don't know that much about the koala bear.  I will have to take better notes next time I am in the cereal aisle at Walmart.   The "Triumverate" seems to symbolically mirror the trinity (the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost) of Christianity.  Maybe I'm reading too much into it.  These memes and their meanings can get pretty deep, ya know.  Well, anyway this particular meme even comes with it's own video...

and finally the "I WAS IN THE TRIUMVIRATE BEFORE IT WAS COOL" rustled my jimmies meme

And that shall close yet another exciting adventure at http://jimmyfungus.com.


Once again God bless you, and thank you for your support.