STAY TUNED TO THIS WEBSITE FOR ALL THE LATEST NEWS ON THE SAM BANKMAN-FRIED FTX SCANDAL!

 

there really aren't very man good Sam Bankman-Fried memes out there yet so here I made one for you

Stay tuned to this website for all the latest on the Sam Bankman-Fried FTX scandal!  (But you knew to do that already didn't you?)

 

 

 

It's Happening!: Elon Musk Finally Goes Through With Twitter Deal!!

Elon Musk is like an asteroid destroying old twitter (meme)

 

 

 

It's actually happening! Elon Musk IS buying twitter after all! We DID do it Doge Bros! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Elon Musk reportedly plans to go through with the Twitter deal at $54.20 a share. https://t.co/E9GC6XNWTk pic.twitter.com/Lmx3EY7Sv9

— CNBC (@CNBC) October 4, 2022

NEW MEME: Pepe the Frog Hits Lady Gaga In The Head With Stuffed Animal!

 

Pepe the frog hits Lady Gaga in the head with a stuffed animal at a recent concert

We all heard about Lady Gaga being hit in the head by a stuffed animal, but now we know who the perpetrator is!

how do some fans think this is okay... this is so dangerous and sad. :( pic.twitter.com/CnmOP88yOF

— jo🌈🎀🥰✨haus labs heaux (@jomaticaaa) August 7, 2022

NEW VERSION of Just Walk Out (If It Sucks Hit the Bricks!) Meme ft. Skeletor

this is a new version of the Just Walk Out You Can Leave (If It Sucks Hit the Breaks!) Meme  but this time starring Skeletor

 

Quitters are winners!

NEW Chuck Norris Approves! Meme

new "Chuck Norris Approves!" meme 

 

So you want to show your friends on social media how much you enjoyed one of their posts, but cannot find the right words to tell them?  Haha, don't worry!  Just reply using the "Chuck Norris Approves!" meme and your problem is solved forever!

NEW Ben Shapiro Meme Made by Me (Jimmy Fungus)

Ben Shapiro walks into the club and smacks your girlfriend's rump meme (made by me Jimmy Fungus)








Since Shen Bapiro, I mean Ben Shapiro has been in the news so much lately I was inspired to make this new Ben Shapiro meme.  It will probably go viral within the next 15 minutes so I would invest your Doge Coins in it right now if I was you.

 

Morshu "Sorry, Link, I can't give credit! Come back when you're a little – mmmm – richer" Animated Gif

Morshu is a magnificent meme!

 

Morshu, from the ancient but legendary video game, "Link: The Faces of Evil" is a magnificent meme that was introduced to me by the good folks at Good Times Media Group .  Although a minor character in the game, Morshu become hugely popular some time after the VERY important website Youtube was invented by geniuses, and people began using this amazing new technology to spread around the meme.  Morshu, who owns a store in the Goronu area and is popular for uttering the legendary line, "Sorry, Link, I can't give credit! Come back when you're a little – mmmm – richer" is still popular on the internets to this very day!  

Elon Musk Goes All In For Dogecoin!

 

Elon Musk Dogecoin meme

Elon Musk is going all in for Dogecoin!  This is wonderful news!!

Doge

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 4, 2021

Dogecoin to the moon!!

New "They See Me Rollin'... They Hatin'" Meme (starring Bert)

new "They See Me Rollin'.. They Hatin" meme with Bert








I made a new meme.  HappyNew Year!

Astronaut Sloth Meme (ft. Darth Vader)

Darth Vader tells Astronatu Sloth "I AM YOUR FATHER"

MEME: A Very Nice Dog Reaction Image

I found this image on the internets and I thought it would be a good reaction image you guys could use on your various social media accounts. I like this image.

NEW Futurama / Jake Paul Crossover Meme!!!!!

NEW meme inspired by Jake Paulers ! 

Stormy Daniels Releases Sketch of Man Who Threatened Her MEME

Stormy Daniels releases sketch of man who allegedly threatened her over Trump affair (new meme)

My data shows this meme is rising fast.  Time to get in on the ground floor and invest a few hundred thousand rare Pepes immediately!

Mila Kunis' BEST (or worst?) Interview Ever, the BEST (or worst?) Justin Bieber Sloth Video Ever, and the BEST (or worst?) Macklemore and Ryan Lewis "Thrift Shop: Official Jimmies Edition" Video Ever

Mila Kunis' "best interview ever"...Shh no tears   Only dreams now

Welp, there sure is lots going on in the blogoverse today.  It is a lot to cover..and I can't cover it all in this little quasi-paragraph...so, just listen to the podcast, and I hope that clears things up a bit...




And here is yet another enthralling episode of Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves' Current Events Rodeo Roundup (the lead topic is Mila Kunis' Best Interview Ever...)

"Hmmmm... Fascinating" fascinated sloth gif (via niknak79.tumblr)

O.k., moving right along...

"Thrift Shop" by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis animated bike riding gif

This "Thrift Shop" video by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis video, is a real big deal on the internets lately...  so I got into the act by makin' some gifs, and videos, and memes of my own...  and YES, I have posted some of them here at JimmyFungus.com (as you can plainly see).

MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - THRIFT SHOP FEAT. WANZ (OFFICIAL GOAT EDITION)




Hey, and get a load of this  MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - THRIFT SHOP FEAT. WANZ (OFFICIAL JIMMIES EDITION) meme I made...

MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - THRIFT SHOP FEAT. WANZ (OFFICIAL JIMMIES EDITION) meme

Which comes with an extraordinary video version...




And that shall end our journey today.  Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo...

Stay classy, Chicago!

How to Deal with Negative, Bullying Comments at Youtube, AND the First Ever Episode of "The Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves Current Events Rodeo Roundup" (Justin Bieber, Bill Nye, and Charlie Sheen will be discussed)

Kim Kardashian and "Jimmies" Jesus in  "Let the Jimmies Rustle Through You"  (meme newly invented by me)

Hello again, true believers.  There is so much going on...  I think I will just explain most of it in my latest podcast instead of chuntering on here. (Yes, I think that would be best.)  So, anywho...the podcast is about all the negative comments I have been getting at youtube,...which is also a perfect segue into talking about my latest video on the youtube channel http://youtube.com/jimmyfungus.  So, if you be so kind, give the podcast a listen...

"THE RAGE OF 100 WHITE HOT SUNS OF HATEFUL FURY" (artist unknown)

As I say in the podcast, Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves has been filled with quite a bit of anger regarding all the negative and insulting comments he receives at youtube...

"BEAR WITH IT" meme (via the internets)

But I advised Lord Throckmorton to just "bear with it", and not let his jimmies get rustled.  Rather "let the jimmies rustle through you", because with the love and support of the brave knights of the Fungus Army on our side, how can we be defeated?? It is not even possible.

Ok.  Moving right along...

Justin Bieber playing the president of the "MILEY CYRUS FAN CLUB" on SNL.  (Justin and Miley have taken turns spoofing each other on Saturday Night Live.)

As I mention in the podcast, Lord Throckmorton has a new video out on my youtube channel...which is the first ever episode of "The Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves Current Events Rodeo Roundup", and the main topic is Justin Bieber's SNL appearance over the weekend.




As hopefully you have noticed as you watched the video, subtopics discussed were Bill Nye's appearance on CNN concerning that asteroid that will almost hit our dear planet...

Bill Nye, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Mister Rogers, Carl Sagan, and that artist guy (I don't know his name) in the exciting "SOME MEN JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD LEARN" meme (created by an unknown genius)

And Charlie Sheen's plea to an allegedly murderous fugitive to turn himself into authorities...

NOT Charlie Sheen (Cookie Monster hooked on cookie dough gif via "Family Guy" and smosh.com)

(BTW, there are links with more info about all these exciting news stories, in the description portion of Lord Throckmorton's video.)

And finally, I wanted to share this awesome little vid with you.  It's where I got the clip from I used to open the podcast.  From the youtube channel upperBizzle  it's General Archie from the upcoming "War Movie."  Enjoy this, true believers.  Enjoy this!







Once again, God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Arguing on the Internet (the ultimate article)

"Do you like arguing on the internet?" ~ Mitchell and Webb (via geeksquadgangbang.tumblr)

Welcome back, kids.  Since yesterday was the very heated Vice Presidential debate, I thought I would do a segment on the very explosive topic "arguing on the internet"...  because yesterday,  I myself,  got into (for the lack of a better word) an "argument" on the internets. 

I am not going into a long, tedious, drawn out explanation of what happened... I will just attempt (for the most part) to tell the story in pictures.  So here we go:

(Well, there was one positive thing that came about because of this exchange...I invented a new meme, called the "What's the point?" goat!)

the newly invented "What's the point?" goat meme

But WAIT...it gets BETTER!

And with that, I guess I won the "argument", because I have not heard back from this individual. 



Well, that is all I have for you today, true believers.  Once again, thank you muchly, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Bad Joke Eel: The VERY BEST of the Bad Joke Eel Meme (These are the best, just forget the rest!)

Well, unlike almost every website on the face of the earth... when I write about one of the exciting memes sweeping the internets (in this case the "Bad Joke Eel" meme), I don't post every version of the meme that's ever been made, just for the heck of it. Here I am only posting the VERY BEST of the "Bad Joke Eel" meme:

"Bad Joke Eel" reaction faces

 This first "Bad Joke Eel" meme I found on the internets, pretty much explains the whole meme in a nutshell.  Someone thought eels looked like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction...  and, I guess they kinda do!

Bad Joke Eels Jeff and Dave:  "Why are fish so smart?"

Bad Joke Eel:  "What do they call a nun in a wheel chair?"

Bad Joke Eel:  "What did the gay deer say when he left the bar?"

Bad Joke Eel:  "How does Moses make his tea?"

Bad Joke Eel:  "This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore."

Bad Joke Eel:  "Did you hear about 2 guys who stole a calender?"

Bad Joke Eel:  "So these two baby seals walk into a club..."

Bad Joke Eel:  "What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?"

Bad Joke Eel:  "I guess that's what you call a constellation prize"

Bad Joke Eel:  "What did one eel say to the other eel?"

Well, kids...  that will end our buoyant voyage through the internets today.

Once again, God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Obama Will Win: I personally guarantee an election victory for President Obama (If I am wrong feel free to sue me); Also...The CLONKED MY BONKERS Rage Sweeps the Internets

What are President Obama's chances in real life of being re-elected?  Well, pretty good according to the very well respected website fivethirtyeight.com.  SEE:  The Simple Case for Why Obama Is the Favorite Traditionally, a candidates' support is overrated immediately after their convention.  After the Republican convention,  Romney was virtually tied in the polls with Obama.  If tying the president is an overstatement of the support that actually exists for Romney,  it is a fairly dismal possibility that he is going to get over that hump, and overtake the president by election day.  Alright, let's learn a little bit more.  SEE:  Conventions May Put Obama in Front-Runner’s Position  Polls are indicating, Obama is getting a bounce from his convention, which will put him in a front-runner position, forcing team Romney, to play catch up vs. a sitting president.

President Obama in real life

Romney, does have one advantage.  His side will have more money to work with, thanks to the Citizens United ruling by the Supreme Court.  But what really is there, for the Romney supporters to put in a political ad about Obama, that the American people haven't already heard a gorillion times?  George W. Bush was able to win close elections by mobilizing his base.  However, the true believers of the Republican party are really Christian Evangelicals.   They are the ones that went out, and busted their rumps for President Bush.  Mitt Romney is not an Evangelical, and has flip flopped on the issues that are most important to them.  Paul Ryan might be more their style, but he is not an Evangelical either.  Ryan is Catholic, and more famous for his desire to slash social programs, than his stance on social issues.  I personally don't see the Evangelical churches working with the same fervor for Romney-Ryan, as they did for Bush-Cheney.

BLAH BLAH BLAH, long story short...  President Obama is going to be re-elected.  Sorry to ruin the suspense for ya all.  (DISCLAIMER:  I have not really factored in the effect Independent presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr. will have on all this, since the media universally ignores him...  Yeah.  So, maybe I'm wrong.)

CLONKED MY BONKERS

There is a new craze that has just hit the internets.  It is the CLONKED MY BONKERS craze.  As far as I can tell...getting your bonkers clonked, is sort of like getting your jimmies rustled.  SEE:  That Really Rustled My Jimmies:  The Complete Collection

Anyway, here are some examples of this exciting new meme...

the THAT REALLY CLONKED MY BONKERS gorilla

the YOU JUST CLONKED MY BONKERS bear

BONKERS STATUS: CLONKED

Well kids, I don't know who is directly responsible for all this bonkers clonking...  But as soon as I find out,  I will get back to you dear readers, and you will be the first ones to get the scoop on it.








Once again, God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

FUCK THE POLICE (memes)!: The Best "F#@% the Police" Memes from all around the Internets (WARNING!!: MANY F BOMBS MAY BE DROPPED!... THIS POST IS THEORETICALLY NSFW!!)

 Welpers,  when I first set out to present to you a blog post detailing an orderly account of the web's very best "F#@% the Police" memes, I expected to find a much more expansive plethora of genuine "f the police", or some say "f tha police", or some even say "f da police" memes than I did. 

First, to explain what I mean by this, we need a little background on what this saying is, and where it comes from.  The rap group N.W.A. usually gets the credit for coining the saying "F--- tha Police", whether they deserve it or not.  To save time, let's just assume they are the ones that get all the credit, and move along to the next thing we need to talk about.  What exactly does "F--- the police!" mean?  Urbandictionary.com defines it as: "Eschewing the authority of an individual or entity who are perceived to have excessive power or wield their influence against those of a lesser station or class."

At the very least, a "F#@% the Police!" meme should express the spirit of rebellion against the perceived oppression of authority figures.  When I say there were not as many really good versions of these memes as I expected to find, it is mainly because people across the internets started to go hog wild with this concept, slapping the words "F#@% THE POLICE!" on virtually any kind of silly looking picture they could get their hands on, with no regard for whether it was in keeping with the true spirit of the meme or not...

And so it was, that I set out, to put together for you, the finest collection of "F#@% the Police!" memes on the interwebs.  These are the best.  So just forget the rest...

the "Fuck the Police" babies ~ soooooo cute

"Fuck da Police." little girl ~ (this one's really obligatory)

"Fuck tha Police." cat

"Fuck the Police" dog

 "Fuck da Police" ostrich

"Fuck the Police" blue haired girl riding a snail

So why does this one make a good "Fuck the Police" meme??  Because it's a blue haired girl riding a snail.  Enough said.

"Fuck the Police" Spiderman version

"Fuck the Police" Kermit the Frog version

"Fuck the Police" Mr. Bean version

"Fuck the Police" Rebecca Black version

Yes, it's very illegal for a group of 14 year olds to be "cruising down the highway", even if it is Friday...and even if one of them is Rebecca Black.

"Fuck the Police!" My Little Pony version

 "Fuck the Police" Dax Flame version

"Fuck the Police" Chloe Moretz version

NEWly made  Fuck The Police meme   2020

Cartoon Network Fuck the Police MEME

Fuck the Police gif (cat driving car)

FUCK THE POLICE Homer Simpson gif

Fuck Da Police flipping garbage can gif

fuck the police gif   (anime version)