FUNGUSPIECE THEATER celebrates the 10th Anniversary of Tommy Wiseau's "The Room" (also...Chloe Moretz, Spiderman, a pony, Giorgio Tsoukalos, gorillas getting their jimmies rustled, drama llamas, polar bear fails, Deepak Chopra, Richard Dawkins, and the follow-your-dreams pooch)

newly invented Spiderman, my little pony, Chloe Moretz as "Hit-Girl" gif/meme/whatchamacallit/thingy

Hello again, true believers.  It's time for another thrilling episode of Funguspiece Theater.  And luckily, I'm just in the nick of time to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Tommy Wiseau's independent film "The Room"  (which if you haven't heard, has become kind of a cult classic).

NOT Tommy Wiseau (Giorgio Tsoukalos Ancient Aliens hairspray gif... created by an unknown genius)

"The Room" Tommy Wiseau "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" meme (10th anniversary edition)

gorilla scare/jimmies rustled gif

Yeah, well...  that is sure as hell not the only thing that has been going on this week on the intertubes...  and I surely want to hear what Gorilla Bananas of http://thejapingape.blogspot.com thinks about THIS.

It seems that some skewl childrens on some sort of a field trip, were taunting some poor gorilla at the Dallas zoo.

The beast got his jimmies a bit rustled and  threw a scare into these miserable rug rats.  So, I made this gif about the incident (kind of), and made a spoof video regarding it as well, which is entitled "Gorilla gets his jimmies rustled by a$$hole kids at zoo." 



But I suppose, most of you would probably like to see some footage of the actual happening, so feast your eyes on it below, if you like.  (But don't use up all your energies watching that, because we are just getting started here....)

another "that really rustled my jimmies" gorilla meme (from the internets)

drama llama meme (from the internets)

Anywho, gorillas aren't the only animals with feelings.  Llamas also come with their fair share of drama attached.  Which leads to the next exciting video at my very own youtube channel, and the title of this video is "When Llamas Attack!", and can be watched beneath this paragraph...

(UPDTAE: I deleted this video when I was in a bad mood.)

polar bear fail "looks like someone didn't read the sign"

My next video  (I'm sure many of you will think of it...  as kind of a fail) was inspired by another video entitled "Kim Beom screams at yellow paint", which was not a failure, but instead very exciting.  (Anyway, the Kim Beom vid has since been yoinked off the internets, so sadly you may never see it now.)

Oh yeah.  Now I remember more about  how I came up with the idea for MY new screaming vid.....

Ya see, I was having a brief conversation on twitter with of all people... Deepak Chopra.  (Not on my main twitter account, but on twitter.com/fungusinstitute  which is usually run by my goat mascott, but not on this day.)

No I am not making this up...

As Yanni once said, "The greatest symphony every written began with a single note."  Or maybe Morgan Freeman was the one who said that.  But that is neither here, nor there...

Homer Simpson demotivational poster (via the internets)

And with that, our journey for today finally comes to a brilliant close.

Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

new meme:  the follow-your-dreams dog

Stay classy, Chicago!

Selena Gomez pulls a gun in "Getaway", Miley Cyrus gets a line in the bathroom in "We Can't Stop", and Taylor Swift & Ed Sheeran miniaturize themselves in "Everything Has Changed" (also goats, sloths, and David Letterman)

Neil deGrasse Tyson "Watch out!  We got a badass over here!" reaction gif featuring Ashley Tisdale

Welcome back, true believers.  Are you ready for JimmyFungus.com's second badass post in a row?  I don't think that you are.  But anywho, we have an absolute ton of material to cover in this entry, so hang onto your potatoes.  This is going to be exciting...

"SAVE YOURSELVES" kitten says, "GO ON WITHOUT ME."  in this cat/kitten meme I found on the internets

 I don't really know where to begin, so I tell you what we are going to do....

...I will post this week's edition of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up" (hosted by the distinguished Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves III),...

...and then I will share with you, some of my own delightful thoughts on all the exciting topics the Lord of Fungus covered in his informative report.

           So, how does that sound??? 

evil cockroach "Good.  Good." gif

 

If evil cockroach is satisfied then so am I.   So without further ado,  here is the latest edition of Current Events Rodeo Round-Up.  (Topics covered include... Selena Gomez and her role in the potential blockbuster movie "Getaway", Miley Cyrus and her potential smash hit and latest single "We Can't Stop", as well as the new video and duet by Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran "Everything Has Changed.")

Catie Wayne MIND = BLOWN gif (via catiewayne.com)

Selena Gomez pulling a gun on Ethan Hawke in "Getaway" gif

O.K.  Let's try to dig into all of this.  These crazy Disney kids seem intent on dirtying up their previously quasi-"squeaky clean" images.  IMHO Selena Gomez is doing it in a better way, with some dramatic roles in major motion pictures that deal with some mature content.

Ya gots to love Miley though.  Unlike Justin Bieber, who is deeply concerned with what the Beliebers think of him, she seems to be throwing caution to the wind.  Every time the Biebs is caught "screwing up" his reaction seems to be,  "Uh ohz.  I made the Beliebers mad.  I better try to smooth this over a bit."  (That is NOT  a direct quote by the way.)  Miley on the other hand seems to take the polar opposite approach.

the "f*ck you!  I won't do what you tell me" cat meme (found on the internets)

Welpers, dear ones, I am beginning to be a bit concerned about what effect this cynical attitude is having on our society.  Case in point this "sloth meme" phenomenon that is sweeping the internets like a great ball of fire...

"chillin' like a villain" sloth meme/gif thingy

What exactly could be cuter or more adorable than a sloth?  The endearing sloth... nothing but purity and sincerity as far as the eye can see.

Then someone had to make that "rape sloth" meme...

When memes collide...  (I was inspired to meld together the "rape sloth" meme and the "goat with guns" meme while viewing twitter.com/HashMyTag's media grid)

I don't know.  I never really found the "rape sloth" internet meme very cute OR funny.  At least our gentle friends the goats have hitherto been able to preserve some measure of their dignity.

the "WHERE'S DEREK??' goat meme (created by an unknown genius)

I think.  Anywho, my regular commenters are probably saying at this point,  "OH GOD, SHUT UP!  OH MY GOD, WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP!!??"  Welp, I didn't post last week, so I have a lot to cover.  If it is getting on your nerves, just look at the pictures or something.

Actually, I am just covering one more topic (or so), and it is only because I went through the trouble of making this David Letterman "Migraine Boy" gif...

David Letterman "Boy With a Migraine" gif

So you may be asking,  "Why the hell did you make that for??"  Because using my skills as an investigative reporter, I was able to unearth the footage from an old made for TV movie from the 1980s starring David Letterman.  SEE:  Boy with a Migraine  (Actually, it wasn't REALLY a movie.  I guess you could just read the video description if you want to know more.)

mini Taylor Swift and mini Ed Sheeran in "Everything Has Changed" gif

Alright then.  Why don't we end it here, and play ourselves out with a song.  Here's the new video for the duet between Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran "Everything Has Changed"...



Once again, thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Kick-Ass 2 Starring Chloe Moretz Coming to a Theater Near You (plus the unveiling of Charlie the Slow Poke)

Deepak Chopra hosts the SEDUCTION OF SPIRIT: JIMMY UNRUSTLING SEMINAR with the jimmies gorilla (and some other guy): " No one can rustle the Triumverate"

Well, hello again true believers.  I have come back from a thorough rustling of my jimmies.  Anywho, perhaps you have noticed that I have been gone for awhile?  You see, I had some internet/computer troubles, and welp...rather than allow myself to be even more frustrated trying to wrestle with all these new technologies, I just decided to take a break.  Yes, I lived an Amish lifestyle for 2 weeks or so, avoiding the internet and computers.  All I can say is I feel that "Weird" Al Yankovic lied to me about this so-called "Amish paradise", because I am very glad to now be back with you, my dear friends.

Another jimmies/gorilla gif...  Is it really possible to get enough of this?  I think not. (created by an unknown genius)

Regarding a podcast, I did not have time to throw one together.  I, however, did like kbbuddingwriter of http://karanbattu.blogspot.com's idea to put the podcasts on youtube also.  I suppose it would be wise to use all available forms of media that are uhhh...available to me...to make the effort worth my time.  As you know, I AM A VERY BUSY MAN!

Well, not really...  but I did have time to throw together 2...count 'em!  TWO new exciting videos for you.  So, don't be so damn lazy, and spend just a couple minutes of your OH SO VALUABLE TIME watching them!

Of course, I am just kidding.  I am not demanding that you watch them...  I would more call it begging.  In fact, I appreciate very much that you have gotten this far through my post, gentle reader, and you likely have no comprehension of how grateful I am that you have taken your time to visit me here at JimmyFungus.com at all.

"So, what about the videos?" you ask.  Alright, well that needs a bit of an explanation.  You see the trailer for the sequel to "Kick-Ass", which is appropriately titled "Kick-Ass 2" (SEE Kick-Ass 2 Official Red Band Trailer #1 (2013) - Aaron Taylor-Johnson Movie HD)...

is now out for public consumption, and Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves was all over that in his latest episode of Current Events Rodeo Round-Up.  Check it out below...




And here is an exciting "Kick-Ass 2"/ Hit-Girl/ Chloe Moretz gif I made, down below.

"Kick-Ass 2" Chloe Moretz as Hit-Girl gif 1

Oh yeah!  I also wanted to tell you about Charlie the slow poke, hopefully the next meme to sweep his way to internet super stardom...











Welp, just watch the video below from my very own youtube channel http://youtube.com/jimmyfungus ...

once again Charlie the slow poke

I feel bad for Charlie the slow poke, but at least I have one good thing to be happy about.  I finally updated my blog!

"AND IN THE FOLLOWING SILENCE, MY UNRUSTLED JIMMIES REIGNED TRUE." rustled my jimmies meme (by an unknown genius)


Once again God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Anti-Bullying Month Kicks Off With Two Most Unfortunate Events (also, an important essay from the highly esteemed Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves)

"SERIOUS BUSINESS" meme starring Chloe Moretz (found on the internets)

Guess what, kids!?  It's anti-bullying month.  Or at least that's what Jennifer Livingston told me (more on her later).  Yes, I know it's hard for many of you to believe, but I have been a pathetic, dorkiful loser virtually my entire life ("dorkiful" - I just made that word up right now...yeah, cool), so I am no stranger to the cold, calculated torment that bullies can inflict onto a person such as me. 

"Stop Bullying at School" comic strip created by myrealname at stopbullying.bitstrips.com

No, no...bullying is not good.  If it were running for office I would vote against it.  But as Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves (more on him later) would say, "That is neither here, nor there."  Because our next topic is vaguely related to this anti-bullying business, but I have to talk about it now, because when the holy heck will I ever get around to it again right?  Am I right?   Yeeeaaah.


 

George Dalmon and Andy Miles were banned from Mongolian buffet restaurant for "eating like pigs"

Our next enthralling story, comes to us via the British newspaper "The Telegraph."  (SEE Pair banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much )  It sounds like a subplot to one of the worst episodes of "The Simpsons" ever, but these two lads, George Dalmon and Andy Miles, were kicked out of a Mongolian barbeque buffet restaurant for eating too much.  The manager of the restaurant referred to these gentlemen as a "couple of pigs", saying, "Basically they just come in and pig out.  We've had to put up with them for a couple of years, but I've had enough."

OH GOD WHY

How can something like this happen in America??  Oh yeah, that's right...it happened in the United Kingdom.
THANK GOD.

Now back to our bullying story...

Jennifer Livingston of WKBT in La Crosse, Wisconsin

Have you all heard about Jennifer Livingston, the WKBT news anchor who got a nasty e-mail from some bully regarding her physical appearance?  Well, this video below will explain it...



Jennifer didn't name who the turd slurper that sent her that e-mail was, but I have a sneaking suspicion it was...

Mitt Romney wearing a no fat chicks t-shirt

No, no just kidding.  But anyway, the point is, we need a more compassionate country... and world, for that matter.  Heavyweight boxing champion George Foreman once said, "Compassion goes in and out of style" when explaining his success was the by-product of a "compassionate America."  We need compassion to come back into style.  Oh yeah.

"You're mean. Go away." meme

But how do we achieve this goal of creating a kinder, more compassionate world?  The honorable Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves has a few idears.  Check out the video below...




Thank you Lord Throckmorton, and thank YOU, gentle reader.

God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Demi Lovato Responds to X Factor Contestant (some say she got "owned"); ALSO, Chloe Moretz and Boxxy Respond to Hitler, Big Bird, and the Cookie Monster: This is one of my "most controversial post" posts (but it's only Part One, so it's not THAT controversial, actually.)

Demi Lovato, Britney Spears, Simon Cowell, Spiderman, and a bald guy, on The X Factor

The X Factor premiered last night, but my tv is so darn broke, not even Spiderman could fix it, so I didn't get to watch it, but I'm sure it was very exciting.  Anywho, the internet is abuzz with Demi Lovato supposedly getting "owned" by a contestant on the X Factor.  More on that in a bit...

But FIRST we are going to do this...  See, this is Part 1 of Part 3 of my series of "most controversial post" posts.  Since this is only Part 1 of Part 3 and not Part 2, which would actually be Part 4 (but, now we're getting ahead of ourselves, aren't we?), it will not be that controversial.  So, if you were planning on saying "well, that wasn't that controversial" in the comments section, you don't have to.  But, if you want to, I suppose that is your right.  It would just be kind of redundant, because I already pointed that out.

Anywho, i've been wanting to make these Chloe Moretz, Boxxy, Hitler, Big Bird, and the Cookie Monster memes for sometime now..  But for whatever reason, never got around to it now.

So without further ado, here they are...






Chloe Moretz and Boxxy React to Big Bird, and the Cookie Monster Canoeing with Hitler

Chloe Moretz reacting to Big Bird, Hitler, the Cookie Monster, and some little green muppet guy

Boxxy reacting to Big Bird, Hitler, the Cookie Monster, and some little green guy (I don't know who he is)

Demi Lovato Gets "Owned"?

Demi Lovato gets her jimmies rustled by a contestant on The X Factor

Welp, some people are making a big deal about this.  Seems a contestant on The X Factor mouthed off at Demi Lovato.  Anywho,  I will just post the video down below, and let you come to your own conclusions...  And THEN (this is exciting)  I will post Independent Presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr.'s reaction,... his new "I Have a Dream" speech...



Independent presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr.'s "I Have a Dream Speech"









Well, that ends another brilliant day here at JimmyFungus.com.  Once again, God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

FUCK THE POLICE (memes)!: The Best "F#@% the Police" Memes from all around the Internets (WARNING!!: MANY F BOMBS MAY BE DROPPED!... THIS POST IS THEORETICALLY NSFW!!)

 Welpers,  when I first set out to present to you a blog post detailing an orderly account of the web's very best "F#@% the Police" memes, I expected to find a much more expansive plethora of genuine "f the police", or some say "f tha police", or some even say "f da police" memes than I did. 

First, to explain what I mean by this, we need a little background on what this saying is, and where it comes from.  The rap group N.W.A. usually gets the credit for coining the saying "F--- tha Police", whether they deserve it or not.  To save time, let's just assume they are the ones that get all the credit, and move along to the next thing we need to talk about.  What exactly does "F--- the police!" mean?  Urbandictionary.com defines it as: "Eschewing the authority of an individual or entity who are perceived to have excessive power or wield their influence against those of a lesser station or class."

At the very least, a "F#@% the Police!" meme should express the spirit of rebellion against the perceived oppression of authority figures.  When I say there were not as many really good versions of these memes as I expected to find, it is mainly because people across the internets started to go hog wild with this concept, slapping the words "F#@% THE POLICE!" on virtually any kind of silly looking picture they could get their hands on, with no regard for whether it was in keeping with the true spirit of the meme or not...

And so it was, that I set out, to put together for you, the finest collection of "F#@% the Police!" memes on the interwebs.  These are the best.  So just forget the rest...

the "Fuck the Police" babies ~ soooooo cute

"Fuck da Police." little girl ~ (this one's really obligatory)

"Fuck tha Police." cat

"Fuck the Police" dog

 "Fuck da Police" ostrich

"Fuck the Police" blue haired girl riding a snail

So why does this one make a good "Fuck the Police" meme??  Because it's a blue haired girl riding a snail.  Enough said.

"Fuck the Police" Spiderman version

"Fuck the Police" Kermit the Frog version

"Fuck the Police" Mr. Bean version

"Fuck the Police" Rebecca Black version

Yes, it's very illegal for a group of 14 year olds to be "cruising down the highway", even if it is Friday...and even if one of them is Rebecca Black.

"Fuck the Police!" My Little Pony version

 "Fuck the Police" Dax Flame version

"Fuck the Police" Chloe Moretz version

NEWly made  Fuck The Police meme   2020

Cartoon Network Fuck the Police MEME

Fuck the Police gif (cat driving car)

FUCK THE POLICE Homer Simpson gif

Fuck Da Police flipping garbage can gif

fuck the police gif   (anime version)