Diary of the Sad Cats, Return of the Dax Flame, and the Booing of the Bieber (PLUS unsent letters to "Weird" Al Yankovic, the age old question "Is Greg Onision Hitler?", AND discussion of Steven Universe)

brand newly invented Neil deGrasse Tyson "WATCH OUT!  WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE!" / "Bunheads" hair pulling gif (also see:  Bunheads:  Hair Pulling Scene)

Today's post is totally badass. Not only will we discuss the return of Dax Flame, but there will also be cameo appearances by Darth Vader and Hitler.  (Not that those three individuals belong in the same sentence together, but as Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves would say... that is neither here, nor there.)

So, it came to pass, that a very long time ago, I sent a letter to "Weird" Al Yankovic  attempting to communicate the dire need for him to "dirty up" his image, and to do it quickly and in a very devastating manner.  Needless to say, Al did not heed my advice.  Either that, or I just forgot to mail him the letter...  but in any event, Yankovic's career headed towards a consistently steady downward slope.  He never again attained the pinnacles of mega-fame which he enjoyed in the early 1980s.

Luckily, youtube legend Dax Flame seems to be escaping the tentacles of this trap "Weird" Al became ensnared in... first with his participation in the raunchy "Project X"...

Dax Flame "Hobo Etiquette"

...and NOW with his appearance in "Hobo Etiquette"- a brief and, insensitive look into the lives of America's homeless.  (SEE:  Dax Flame "Hobo Etiquette" -- Very Animated People -- YouTube Comedy Week)


That's not even all that's going on in the world.  (Most of what I am mentioning is going to be thoroughly covered in this week's episode of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up". this time hosted by Jake Brickhead.  So, don't even think about going anywhere.)

the "First World Cat Problems" meme (via Buzzfeed)

There is a delightful new video that is going viral called Sad Cat Diary (which is based on the "First World Cat Problems" meme)...which Brickhead will review for you, and you're gonna love it.

brand newly created Justin Bieber meme  (SEE:  Justin Bieber wants to be "taken seriously" at Billboard Music Awards (Rango characters react) on my very own youtube channel)

Also, in this latest edition of "The Round-Up", Jake will discuss this problem Justin Bieber has of always getting booed wherever he goes (such as happened at the Billboard Music Awards.)


Welp, enough of my mindless chuntering.  Here is the latest episode of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up" hosted by Jake Brickhead.  Enjoy. UPDATE 12/18/2014 :  I have since put that video on PRIVATE for reasons.  However, you can watch Wilford Fugus' REVIEW of all Taylor Swift SHAKE IT OFF parodies instead if you like...










And with that...  we are not even close to being done.  Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves may be down, but he is certainly not out.  He weighs in on the continuing saga of Greg Onision in his latest video.

NOT Greg Onision (This is Shane Dawson, who Lord Fungusleaves believes is a "very bizarre and disturbing young man.")

Alright, I must also do my job and give you the necessary background information before you can truly absorb Lord Throckmorton's report.  So here it is...  It seems that everyone is comparing youtube personality Greg Onision to Adolph Hitler because Greg is censoring comments on his youtube channels.  This really pissed me off as well, so I had to put a comment on other youtube personality MrRepzion's channel complaining about it.  (If this all seems very confusing you might want to check out my article The Heroic High Schooler, the Farting Copper, the Hating of the Kittens, the Stalking of the Onision, and the Slapping of the Mom..)

Let me reiterate that I was a bit angry at the time I wrote it, so I might have been a tad rash with my statements.  I am still feeling like I can not impart a truly unbiased opinion, so instead I will let Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves answer the age old question...










Sorry, but we still aren't done.  I want to tell you about the exciting new showgram coming to a T.V. set near you....

It's called "Steven Universe."

I am kind of blathering on forever, in this entry (I am...right?),  so if you want more info on the series, just go to the description of the video I am posting below.

This video contains the catch phrase from "Steven Universe" that is sweeping the nation like an atomic Swifter Picker Upper...  "Why are you such a buttface?" (and not to mention it is on my very own youtube channel)...







Ok, then.  We are finally finished.  But don't worry.  I shall see you all again very soon.

"SOON." stalker sloth meme (found on the internets)

Once again, God bless you all...  and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

The Heroic High Schooler, the Farting Copper, the Hating of the Kittens, the Stalking of the Onision, and the Slapping of the Mom

the "follow your dreams" sloth gif (via poophitsthefan.tumblr)

We will begin today's thrilling mega blog post with some gallant stories of heroic citizens standing up against injustice and corruption... stories which will hopefully inspire us all to do the same, and maybe just maybe..give us the gumption to get out there and follow our own dreams as well.

Up first, we bring you the inspirational story of high school student Jeff Bliss...who's extraordinary speech regarding education and the future of our country, has all of America rightly buzzing.

"James Franco sleeping in class" meme

I know many of our role models have not exactly made learning seem exciting for our young people, and that is part of the problem that Jeff touches on.  Alright, well enough of my pointless chuntering.  You can listen to an excerpt of Jeff Bliss's amazing performance below in the first ever episode of "Greatest American Heroes of American History" hosted by Abraham Fungus Jr.


Greatest American Heroes of American History: Volume 1 (with Jeff)




Yes,  I'm sure Jeff even had Grumpy Cat furiously applauding by the time he was done.

Grumpy Cat starring in "Citizen Kane" clapping gif (created by an unknown genius)

"chillin' like a villain" cat meme

Not to be out done, 12 year old Jeremy Drew confronted a cop "breaking the law" (allegedly) for parking his motorized vehicle on the sidewalk while he was busy getting himself a tasty soft drink.  (SEE:  Cop breaking the law)  The video of this act of courage by Jeremy has gone viral.  But that didn't prevent me from pitching in to help spread the word of Jeremy's heroism by making a video for my very own youtube channel currently entitled...


Cop Breaking the Law and Farting on Annoying Kid






Welp, I've given you all a glimpse of heaven with those 2 very uplifting stories...now it is time for me to drag you back down to Hell...

"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" cat meme

It seems that Abraham Fungus Jr.'s imaginary feud at youtube with TheAmazingAtheist heated up once again, as the former official Independent presidential candidate of JimmyFungus.com made yet another AA response video.  (SEE:  Murdering Christian Rocker??  (AMAZING ATHEIST GIVE ME A BREAK!!)

I also personally took issue with some of TheAmazingAtheist's more inflammatory statements in his most recent video, so I took the liberty to make the following response video below entitled...


THE AMAZING ATHEIST HATES KITTENS






Now, that I have told you about an imaginary youtube feud, let me tell you about one that is sadly VERY real, and VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS.


The Stalking of Greg Onision

the stalking of Greg Onision

I know many of my readers are very busy people, so you might not know of this current drama that is engulfing youtube.  So let me bring you up to date with the most ridiculous...err, I mean most interesting parts of the most relevant videos I could find.  Then I will follow that up with an in-depth report, by our very own roving entertainment reporter, Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves.


Greg tells the stalker to cool it...



And this is "exactly who (Greg) is talking about":  MrRepzion.  Welp, this video footage will give you a small idea of what Onision has had to put up with lately...



And as promised, here is a full in-depth report on the whole controversy, brought to you by the distinguished Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves III...




Now last, and probably least as well, is my new video about something old...

kid slapping mom on Dr. Phil gif (cameo from Monsters Inc. monster)

Anywho, I think i've posted enough videos.  It's getting kind of ridiculous.  So, I will simply post a link to this last one entitled  Kid SLAPS mom on Dr. Phil (in super slow motion).
Uh-huh, there you have it.  Another exciting day in the blogosphere.  I have brought you up to date on everything but Wilford Brimley (but I did that last week, so stop complaining).

Once again, thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

UNTRUE HITLER STORIES, and Thanksgiving Celebration!

"I can has Poland?" Hitler cat

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!  And what better way to celebrate Thanksgiving, with our first ever episode of "UNTRUE HITLER STORIES" hosted by Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves.  But before we get on with that, how about some background information, so that things may make a little more sense.  Let's learn a little bit more...

as Gabourey Sidibe explains, Hitler has been portrayed many ways over the years since his destructive death

Adolph Hitler is the most evil guy who ever lived.  Over the years, since his tumultuous demise, his image has been revamped many times, and he still remains a household word.  Despite the fact he is a really evil jerk, he still hold an enduring place in popular culture. 

Here are a few examples...

Hitler and Cheetos, in a "Downfall" parody video

It can not be denied that the "Downfall of Hitler" parody videos, are one of the most popular things in the history of the earth.

Jesus and Hitler hit the road in the buddy movie "Second Coming"

Hitler shows up in more Hollywood films than Ben Stiller.  Well, maybe not that many.  But Hitler is in A LOT of movies.

"Hitler Rap" by The Whitest Kids U' Know

Hitler even shows up in popular music videos (an arena of our pop culture you think would be sacred, but I guess it isn't...hmmm).


Yes, Hitler is a very important part of the popular music scene.

Hitler and One Direction

Which brings us to Thanksgiving.  As, I alluded to earlier, the latest video on my youtube channel is the first episode ever of "UNTRUE HITLER STORIES" narrated by Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves, which is a response to Greg Onision's video on his channel Onision which is entitled  "HAPPY MUSTACHE THANKSGIVING!!!"  I will just post both of these videos, because they are both relevant.  So, for the love of God, please check them you...








Once again, God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Taylor Swift Getting a Significant Backlash over "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"

"What!?" Taylor Swift.

Hello again, true believers.  It seems a lot of folks out there think they have a right to poke fun at Taylor Swift, just because she likes to use her fame to exact vengeance against all the men that have wronged her in her romantic life, by writing songs about how lame they were.

Well, it happened again last night at the CMA Awards when Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley began making fun of Taylor right in front of the studio audience, as well as the whole world (SEE:  CMA Awards: Brad Paisley, Carrie Underwood Make Fun of Taylor Swift).



Anyway, I didn't have any good pics or video footage of that event I could share with you...

the cat days of the week (also via the web)

...so, I decided to post this "cat days of the week" meme type thingy, I found on the internets instead.  Taylor Swift likes cats, so it ties in quite well.


It is not like this is the first time this has happened to Taylor either.  Youtube superstar Shane Dawson took some swings at her in his parody of "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" as well.

See what I am talking about in Shane Dawson's "parody" of Taylor Swift's "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" below:




And, guess what?   All this ties into a rather neat bow, because our very own Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves has embarked on doing some of his own videos, which are reviews of some of the top channels on youtube.  Coincidentally, Shane Dawson, and in fact this very video you just watched, is the subject of the Lord of Fungus' first review video.  Behold it below...



 And that will end my writing to you for today...

Once again, God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

                                                                                 your friend,
                                                                                 Jimmy Fungus

                                                                                 P.S.  Stay classy, Chicago!

Does God Exist?: Mysteries of the Universe Unraveled (Episode No. well whatever episode number it is)

Hello again, true believers.  It is time again for another lovely episode of "Mysteries of the Universe Unraveled."  I thought I would fire off this very important entry while I still have my mojo, and then I will respond to your comments, questions, videos, letters, e-mails, voicemails, text messages, and all other such communications. 

Today we will be tackling the question: "Does God exist?" and instead of me giving my opinion, I will supply you with the views and commentaries of some well known, and others not so well known philosophers across the internets.  So, how did I pick these particular videos?  I was feeling kind of tired and depressed when I wrote this, so I discussed various factors in my brain like..."I hope this video is not too long, because I don't feel like watching a really long video right now."  and  "Will people actually find this information beneficial and life enriching?"

Ok, then...  Let's learn a little bit more.  On with our mini-parade of interweb philosphers and thought makers...








The Amazing Atheist








It was like 4 in the morning when I was watching this...so I am not sure I exactly understand what theAmazingAtheist is talking about here, but I am assured that it is one of his most amazing oratorical performances of all time...so I hope you find some value here, even if you do not wholeheartedly agree with what he says. 

   






Kabane the Christian








KabanetheChristian is perhaps the most competent spokesman for Christianity on all of the internets, because he combines the unusual qualities of being both intelligent, and not nuts. This video isn't one of his finest moments, but if you check him out on youtube, he makes some good arguments.

ONISION










One thing that I have learned in my studies, is that trashing God, or belief in God is a very good way to pick up chicks. I have not done any field research on this, but I think you might also need cool hair, or maybe need to paint your finger nails black, or something in that vein, before you try this. I don't think that is the reason Greg Onision came to his views on God and religion, but he certainly has a large young female fan base to show for his efforts. Anywho, I suppose he makes some decent arguments. I don't know if he could quite go toe to toe with Kabane the Chrisitan in a debate...at least not without strangling him at some point...but he makes some decent arguments.

The Bdonksi









The Bdonski asks us "The Late Night Question"...and things are about to get intense. Also, I think he is Lisa Nova's brother if that means anything to you.

Lord Picklejar









This first installment in the Great Lectures in Evil series, is essential viewing as far as I'm concerned...so, if you are too damn lazy to watch any of these other videos, I strongly recommend you watch this one.

Chris Humphrey









I am being completely serious when I say that not since Christ walked the earth has someone given a more succint, or compelling explanation of how to live a good life, and make the world a better place, than Chris Humphrey in his video "People's lives are the important thing."

Daxflame









I include this video mainly because Dax was so good at teaching me things I did not know, and also so I had an excuse to repost this...

Well, I suppose I will just leave it at that, and let others draw their own conclusions.  I hope you found this entry helpful...and if it was too information packed..well, just bookmark it, and come back some other time in the future when your brain cools down.  Once again, thank you dear friends.  Courage!

FUNGUS RECOMMENDED EPIC TIME SAVING VIDEO OF THE DAY: kama speaks on OnisionSpeaks (kama, thank you...you are awesome)

Greg Orbison?

Recently I started watching the youtube videos of this fellow  Greg Onionson,umm..no  Greg Orizon?..(I can never spell his name)..Greg Oniacin?, ummm no, that's not right either...Well, anyway, this is one of his youtube channels YouTube - OnisionSpeaks's Channel  ...so, if you need to know how to spell his name correctly, just go there.  (It took me 6 months to learn how to spell Alanis Morissette's name, and I'm a huge fan, so you get the idea...)  Anywho, as I was saying I was watching this guy's youtube vids, but this Oneysian fellow has like 980,000 of them, on more than one channel...  So, ya know...it is very difficult to catch up.  As Daxflame would say "Let's see what can do?"...Should I go back and watch all 980,000 videos that Greg Oberson has made on his channels YouTube - OnisionSpeaks's Channel and, also this oneYouTube - Onision's Channel  (but mainly we will be talking about the first one "OrsonSpeaks" in this blog post), or should I just pick up with the new videos and hope Greg Oniolson will give me the nescessary clues to follow along??  But..NO!!!...WAIT!!!!...luckily, I don't have to do any of that crap because a gallant youtube user calling himself kama has come to the rescue, in our newest segment:

FUNGUS RECOMMENDED EPIC TIME SAVING VIDEO OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, here is the video of kama entitled "Onision's Divorce - Don't Jump To Conclusions"  which pretty much  sums up Greg Onionson's last 980,000 videos in just 1 minute and 54 seconds!!





UPDATE 2020:



As you can see that video is kil.. ded.  So here is my latest Onision video here in the year 2020...