The Justin Bieber Saga Continues, McKayla Maroney is Back on the Top of the Charts, It's (almost) Thanksgiving w/ Nicole Westbrook, "Rustled My Jimmies" Revisited, Giorgio Tsoukalos Alien Ostrich Expert??, and finally, a Tiny Bit of Baww

"tiny face" Justin Bieber gif (from the internets)

Hello again, true believers.  This post is to bring everyone up to date on all the important things that have been going on at JimmyFungus.com, but we don't stop there.  We will also give you an exciting sneak peak, of what you will be seeing here in the coming days and weeks.  Ok, let's learn a little bit more...

JimmyFungus.com's roving entertainment reporter and poet laureate Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves has been studiously following the major news story of our times (what appears to be the break up of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez), and has made two extremely informative videos about the whole mess.  SEE:  Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Break Up (2012 November) and Selena Gomez flips Justin Bieber the bird after epic dinner fight? (2012 November).  I am so glad we have a reporter of his caliber to keep us up to date on this saga.

McKayla Maroney "Me1?" gif

Yes YOU, McKayla.  McKayla Maroney Mania has once again swept the nation, after she took a hilarious photo with President Obama at the White House  (SEE my thrilling article Selena Gomez flips Justin Bieber the bird after epic dinner fight?  President Obama and McKayla Maroney are Not Impressed).  This has rocketed my official McKayla Maroney article Unimpressed Girl McKayla Maroney is Not Impressed back to the top of my "Most Popular Posts" list.  Hopefully, McKayla will continue to impress all of us, by being so not impressed by everything.  I wonder what will unimpress her next?

Nicole Westbrook

Also, we brought you the harrowing tale of the much maligned singer of "It's Thanksgiving",  Nicole Westbrook.  Luckily, our JimmyFungus.com resident comedian Chucky C. Chuckles sprung to her defense with this youtube video Nicole Westbrook Sucks? "It's Thanksgiving" review (a reply to NateTalksToYou by Chucky C. Chuckles),  or SEE Worst Comedian in the World Chucky C. Chuckles Defends Nicole Westbrook from the Haters.

So, everything is ok now.

"RUSTLERS GONNA RUSTLE" rustled my jimmies meme

Here is some exciting stuff you can expect in the coming days at JimmyFungus.com.  I will be expanding my "That Really Rustled My Jimmies" (the complete collection) post, with stimulating new content, that will be just as fulfilling as the  HATERS GONNA HATE/RUSTLERS GONNA RUSTLE meme (found on the internets), I posted above.  If you notice in the comments section of that post, I made a solemn pledge to continually update it with the hottest new "rustled my jimmies" content from all around the intertubes, for the rest of my life.  Otherwise, how could it truly be "the complete collection"?

Giorgio Tsoukalos (alien ostrich expert?)

 Speaking of pledges,  I will make one more pledge to you, a solemn promise to bring you all things ancient aliens expert Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, as much as one human possibly can.  So stay tuned for that...

KING OF THE FEEL "I know that feel, bro" meme (Hank Hill version)

A fair number of humans have found my BAWW: The Best of Baww... the most epic baww post ever: A BEAUTIFUL SADNESS "article" to be edifying....  Sooo, in the coming weeks I will bring to you a Part 2.  Yeah, put some sticky notes on the fridge to remind yourselves of that.

Welp, dear ones, that will end our update for today.  Once again God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Selena Gomez flips Justin Bieber the bird after epic dinner fight? President Obama and McKayla Maroney are Unimpressed... ALSO, Song of the Day

Selena Gomez flips Justin Bieber the bird?  (are jimmies rustled in this pic?)

If you have not heard, on Friday, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had a meeting regarding their recent breakup that did not go so well.  There is even this picture circulating the internets, which looks to some like Selena is showing Justin her middle finger.  I did not know what to make of all this, so I sent JimmyFungus.com's roving entertainment reporter, and poet laureate Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves on a mission to get to the bottom of all this insanity.  So just watch the video below to see what he came up with...

Barack Obama and McKayla Maroney are not impressed (White House photo)

In other thrilling news, this hilarious pic of Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney, and President Obama is spreading around the internets at light speed like a great cannon ball of fire.  It was taken a day or so ago, when President Obama was meeting with members of the U.S.A. Olympic team, and now it belongs to the ages...

Perhaps the Biebs should start dating McKayla Maroney...

McKayla Maroney is not impressed with Justin Bieber?

The most McKayla will do is scowl at him when she is really angry.

And that will ALMOST end our journey, but we will play ourselves out with today's SONG OF THE DAY, which is a cover version of Taylor Swift's "Begin Again" by an up and coming artist Holly Sergeant.



Once again, God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Mitt Romney Choo Choo Chooses Paul Ryan to be his Running Mate (Independent Presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr. is not impressed)

that post gave Spiderman cancer

I know not that many people love to read my political posts...but come on...it's not going to be that bad.  Besides there is some pretty big news today, and I would be journalistically remiss if I didn't mention it.  It seems Mitt Romney has finally chosen his running mate, and it has shaken up the political world.  Being the investigative reporter that I am, I am going to report on it even though almost no one reads my political stories, unless I include a picture of ancient aliens expert Giorgio Tsoukalos.  And the even worse news is, I am all out of pictures of Giorgio Tsoukalos.

here is a pic of Bad Luck Brian, since I am all out of pics of Giorgio Tsoukalos

So Mitt Romney chooses Wisconsin congressman Paul Ryan, a favorite of the Tea Party to be his running mate, and here is my quick analysis:  It seems like the Romney team is employing the old Karl Rove strategy of firing up the base to win an election.  If Romney was holding out any hope of winning this election with the moderates, or the people on the fences that could go either way, he would have picked someone drab and inoffensive like Tim Pawlenty.  Or he would have picked a woman, or an African Amercan, or at least someone who wasn't a white dude exactly like himself.  Romney seems to be writing off the middle.  He is expecting a close election, and he is hoping to win it by firing up the true believers.   (Pssst by the way..  read my article Hot Problems 2 "Like a Princess": the Double Take girls make a new music video AND decide to run for president; ALSO Mitt Romney's running mate (our first ever episode of "who is it?" in the history of this website) to see a list of choices for Romney's vp that would have been a lot better than Paul Ryan.)

Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, and Unimpressed McKayla Maroney

Enough of what I think...what does JimmyFungus.com endorsed Independent presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr. think of all this.  Just check out the video below to find out...

Orson Welles' hand clapping gif

Orson Welles seems to be impressed with Abraham Fungus Jr.s statement...

If Romney's strategy backfires, President Obama will be doing some applauding of his own.

President Obama clapping gif


Well, dear friends, that's all I have for you today.  Once again thank you and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago.

Unimpressed meme girl McKayla Maroney is Not Impressed (and the best pics of Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney on all of the internets)

McKayla Maroney

    Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney is the star of one of the hottest, and most dramatic memes sweeping the internets right now.  Whether you simply call it "the McKayla Maroney meme", or the "McKayla Maroney is not impressed" meme, or the "Unimpressed McKayla Maroney" meme, or the "McKayla Maroney is not amused" meme... or whatever you call it...She's got it, we love it, so let's get right to it...

If you're not familiar with the story, this crazy meme was birthed when McKayla had to settle for a silver medal instead of a gold in the women's gymnastics vault final on August 5.  While winning a silver medal in the Olympics would be considered a triumphant victory for most of us worthless slobs, for McKayla Maroney it was a disappointing performance, and when she was on the podium she made no effort to conceal her disappointment with a fake smile.  So here is the very best of the Mckayla Maroney meme, as well as some nifty pics of McKayla when she is in a more pleasant mood...

"Silver medal?  Just keep it."  This ones pretty much standard...this version of the McKayla Maroney is Not Impressed meme is everywhere

McKayla being unimpressed by her coach (source: theexaminer.com)

Unimpressed McKayla Maroney in "The Social Network" (via twitter.com/unimpressedmeme)

Proving she really is a good sport, the real McKayla Maroney follows fake Unimpressed McKayla at twitter (which is pretty funny)

McKayla Maroney (via her real twitter)

McKayla Maroney is unimpressed by the moon landing (via mckaylaisnotimpressed.tumblr)

McKayla Maroney (found on reddit)

Getting on the front of a Wheaties cereal box does not impress McKayla. (via facebook.com/McKaylaisNOTimpressed )

McKayla tries to teach Jenna Bush to dougie gif (via n-liukin-tumblr)



I have a feeling McKayla was unimpressed with Jenna's attempt.

McKayla Maroney is unimpressed by King Kong (via ibtimes.com)

McKayla Maroney is unimpressed with Justin Bieber (via the internets)

The McKayla Lisa (via the internets)

McKayla Maroney is unimpressed with the Sistine Chapel (via mckaylaisnotimpressed.tumblr)

McKayla Maroney is not impressed by double rainbows (via twitter.com/unimpressedmeme)

McKayla is much happier in this pic (source: ABC News)








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