Did you know my life sucks? Alrighty then. Now that we have that settled, let's get on with perhaps one of our most thrilling blog posts ever published here at JimmyFungus.com.
I have made a goodly number of new videos at my youtube channel, and I am not going to talk about all of them now (that would be insane). Instead, I will talk about the ones that are either most timely, or are making the biggest impact on our very impressionable society, or both.
My first video I will discuss with you, tackles a major enchilada packed with the most relevant current events happenings. Among the issues discussed...
"JUSTIN BIEBER: Even monkeys hate him!" via kai-pachi on DeviantART (DISCLAIMER: I am a Belieber, and technically do not endorse this sort of thing.)
That crazy situation with Justin Bieber's monkey.
"Surprised Patrick" Star with "Losheen" (Losheen is obviously a cute nickname for the combined powers of Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen)
All the crazy stuff Lindsay Lohan has been up to lately...
Kim Jong Un with binoculars... watching PSY doin' it Gangnam Style (I am more than partly responsible for this)
Alright. Enough of my mind-numbing chuntering. Here is the latest episode of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up", this time hosted by our resident comedian Chucky C. Chuckles:
And moving right along, Mister Epic Mann's hit video How Animals Eat Their Food is stampeding through the internets like a charging rhinoceros.
Please watch our very own Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves' critical analysis of this video below...
This excellent video by the Lord of Fungus has been pretty darn successful so far. Sadly, that publicity has attracted a fair heaping of negativity. Below, I am going to post one of what seem to be a growing plethora of negative comments the video is receiving. If any of you be so kind please attempt to translate it into human...
blaketedford97 wants Lord Throckmorton to kill herself
This may be very cowardly to say, but I am relieved most of this invective is aimed at Lord Fungusleaves and not me. It is encouraging to note, however, that a very courageous, and thoughtful young youtube user "Ale Olivas" stood firm against the bullying. "I can't believe some heartless person would tell someone to go kill themself ? Like really grow up," she wrote. God bless you, Ale.
But on the bright side of things, the unfortunate comment from blaketedford97 does provide an opportunity to switch gears, and talk about some deeper topics...a chance to explore the more burning issues...
"Are you aware of how many feels you were feeling back there?" I Know That Feel meme (found on the internets)
Sometimes it is only when we have the misfortune of staring into the white hot eyes of hatred, can we see the courageousness of compassion and love.
"i am all, yet i am void," space sloth (via lymphnodez.tumblr)
And as JimmyFungus.com's official spiritual adviser Zoroasterisk Fungfucius would say: "It is only love that can fill the void that is within us. For the void leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to emptiness. Emptiness leads to more fear, and anger. Anger leads to more fear, and emptiness, vice versa and so on. All of this is going to make you really angry."
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do," the legendary Oscar Gamble.
And in the words of the legendary Oscar Gamble, "They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
Once again, God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
CHRISTMAS SUCKS: When you come out of the bathroom, and Hitler has stolen your seat (via the internets)
Merry Christmas, kids. Well, as you know, true believers...today is Christmas, so I thought it would be a good time for another one of my Adolph Hitler posts...
Anywho, it was my original intention for Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves and myself to produce another episode of my series "UNTRUE HITLER STORIES" for my youtube channel (which by the way has been a completely dismal failure of a youtube series so far). But the Lord of Fungus was way too busy with Christmas preparations...
Luckily, since the presidential election season is over, former Independent presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr. hasn't had a lot to do. So, he has been making some cool videos for me of late. They are not necessarily directly related to Christmas, but they are religious in nature (which probably has a lot more to do with Christmas than 90% of the Christmas mumbo jumbo you see reported by the mainstream anti-Rebecca Black media!).
So, the first Abraham Fungus Jr. video that I am posting for you was a response to the Amazing Atheist of youtube, and the Amazing Atheist's very timely Christmas video "Jesus is a Scumbag."
The Amazing Atheist: As seen on Youtube (via Party9999999 on deviantART)
So here is the Amazing Atheist's video "Jesus is a Scumbag!"...
...and here is Abraham Fungus Jr.'s response to the Amazing Atheist.
Being that Abraham Fungus Jr. is not only my top news & politics analyst, but also my End Times biblical prophecy expert, I asked him if he would mind doing me a vid on the "end of the world" issue as well.
Nostradamus predicts the end of the world "Gangnam Style" meme (via the internets)
Then I came across a video by William Tapley (aka "the third eagle of the Apocalypse" and "co-prophet of the End Times") who hosts a show called "Revelation Unraveled." When I viewed Mr. Tapley's video "The Antichrist Arrives Gangnam Style", I felt it was important that Abraham Fungus Jr. produce a response video as soon as possible, or before the Second Coming of Christ (whichever came first).
So here is William Tapley's video "The Antichrist Arrives Gangnam Style!"...
...and here is my Biblical prophecy expert Abraham Fungus Jr.'s response to "The Antichrist Arrives Gangnam Style!"
Welp, dear friends. That is all the amazing new Christmas content I have available for you today. Once again, Merry Christmas, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Well, recently "Gangnam Style" by South Korean rapping superstar PSY became the most viewed youtube video of all time. At least that's what I heard on FOX News so who knows if it's really true (but I am just gullible enough to believe it).
So, I thought it would be an appropriate time to finally assemble the best Gangnam Style gifs and memes that are available on the tubes of the internets. Most of the gifs I am posting were simply made by some super PSY fan using footage from the video. I try to give credit to the original creator of the memes and such...but that is a daunting task being they have been passed through the intertubes of the net more times than a burrito through Homer Simpson's colon. Well, whatever, I will try my best to do this with some journalistic integrity, and let the chips fall where they may...
"Gangnam Style" cartoon gif
"Gangnam Style" dance gif (PSY lives by the motto "dress classy, and dance cheesy")
"It's Friday, Friday...Gotta Get Down on Friday" meme starring Spiderman
Yes, it's Friday, the day the anti-Rebecca Black media traditionally likes to dump all their nattering negative nabobism on all of us, and point their fingers at their next innocent victim. But of course, I could blame all that on the greedy corporations, and the one percenters, who are just trying to stir up controversy to make a quick buck.
That would fit so neatly into my little view of the world. But I can not do that this time... It always saddens me, when I see someone using the sacred bandwidth of youtube to perform these character assassinations, which should be left to the licensed professionals.
Unfortuantely, that's the big fried fish we have on our plate today, which we are now struggling to find a way to digest, and absorb into our delicate systems.
the very latest in the "Haters Gonna Hate" cat meme genre
Case in point right here, this video by rising youtube star NateTalksToYou, entitled "Nicole Westbrook Sucks! (It's Thanksgiving Review)"... It is some pretty tough, and devastating criticism... And well, quite frankly, I think some of his remarks, perhaps, went a bit over the line. Though, I will leave that to you, the reader, to decide upon. Anyway, there it is below, so watch it, if you want to know what's going on. Otherwise, you're just going to be really confused for the rest of this blog article.
Nicole Westbrook "It's Thanksgiving" gif
But I digress. Is there anyone on earth who has suffered more at the hands of haters than the world's worst comedian Chucky C. Chuckles? The answer is quite plainly NO (and don't argue with me about it in the comments section, just play along).
So, who better to make a response video defending Nicole Westbrook, AND even that rapper dude from the "Friday" video, than Chucky C. Chuckles, the worst comedian in the world? Here is Chucky C, Chuckles response video, which is appropriately titled "Nicole Westbrook Sucks? It's Thanksgiving review (response to NateTalksToYou by Chucky C. Chuckles)."
Ok! Stop! We are not going any further, because we are out of time for today...
There is a great "menace" that is threatening all we hold dear to our hearts and cherish in a civilized society, ...and that menace's name is "Evil Elmo."
SEE: 'Evil Elmo' Takes Pictures, Screams Obscenities It seems there is some lunatic running loose in an Elmo costume, and he has been going around acting not exactly like Elmo. And this dude has a really "sordid" paste. Well, I better not go into it here, in too great a detail, but basically he decided to morph into this "Evil Elmo" super villain because of a vendetta against American women ("I hate those b*tches. They're out of line." SEE: Evil Elmo's Sordid Past), and because of some bitterness resulting from him getting fired from his job with the Girl Scouts. But don't worry...he only started working for the Girl Scouts after he got deported from Cambodia for running a pornographic website called "Rape Camp."
Yes, it all sounds like the plot of a really bad episode of "21 Jump Street." And to make matters more ridiculous this "Evil Elmo" super villain's name is Adam Sandler.
comedian Adam Sandler in "Funny People"
No, not this Adam Sandler. This Evil Elmo guy had his name legally changed to "Adam Sandler" after he got kicked out of Cambodia, though perhaps you will think he should have changed his name to Hitler, once you see him in action. His reign of terror began in New York, and is documented by the youtube videos you will see below...
So, long story short, no one would tell Evil Elmo how to get to Sesame Street, so he headed off to San Francisco...
And here is the most important "Evil Elmo" video of all... a poem by our own Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves, about Evil Elmo:
And as we often do we will end with SONG OF THE DAY, which is a classic by the legendary Adam Sandler...
Once again, God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
