Kim Jong Un applauds another successful missile launch
Well kids... finally we have lift off. I know I have not posted in a long time, but I'm back... back again. And so is Kanye West... with his much ballyhooed album "Life of Pedro"...
Kanye West's new album is called "The Life of Pablo".. not "The Life of Pedro"... ehhh, WHO CARES!?
romance is not dead
uhh... I mean "The Life of Pablo." Whatever. Just watch my new video... if you want to.
Also Prince passed away this week...
my face when no one leaves a comment on this post
Here's a video of Prince kicking Kim Kardashian off the stage at one of his concerts.
And that shall end today's journey. God bless you, and thank you for your support.
"You're Alive!" gif starring Jennifer Lawrence and a Bear
It was a tumultuous week for celebrities in Paris, but luckily our roving reporter Gossip Goat was all over that...
Justin Bieber with fans?
Concerning the confrontation Justin Bieber had with a Paris photographer in which the pap allegedly got slugged by the Biebs, Gossip Goat reports...
And earlier in the week, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian got booed entering a Paris fashion show...
new "Kanye (West) Is in the Building" meme
And G.G. was on top of that story as well...
"Assassin's Kittens Unity" by Mr.TVCow gif
But there is a lot more going on at my youtube channel than the discussion of unruly celebrities. This week Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves and newcomer Ricardo the Rhinoceros also reviewed 2 hot videos (well, actually one was technically a Vine)... "Assassin's Kittens Unity" by Mr.TVCow, and "I'm hot right?" by Brandon Bowen.
Brandon Bowen is hot
Anywho, here is the latest episode of LORD THROCKMORTON FUNGUSLEAVES ULTIMATE DANCE PARTY AND EXCITING CHANNEL REVIEWS (ft. Ricardo)...
And here is Brandon Bowen's exciting Vine...
Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo...
NEW! Hermione Granger knocks Kim Kardashian out of her chair with magic wand gif
Welcome back! Every week I try to bring you all some exciting news that will knock you out of your chairs. I know there is always something important going on around the world, and thusly on the internets as well... but I struggled mightily to find a compelling topic to write about this week.
Then a miracle occurred. It was brought to my attention that that goat mania was back and in full force, spreading like a case of wild mumps (although a very amusing case of the wild mumps) across the tubes of the internets.
sloths and goats show their support for me in this poster
So I immediately went to the library of the Jimmy Fungus Institute for Advanced Studies and Also For Learning to see what goat memes I had left over... ones that I had not used yet...
Rowan Atkinson speaking of living as a goat on "The Black Adder" I think (via the internets)
Sadly, this was the only goat related meme type thingamajig I had left.
However, did you know that my most successful youtube video of all time is goat themed...?
NEW Tourettes Guy "I don't give a sh*t" reaction gif
That's right! So, what I will do is post the new video sensation "GAME OF GOATS (Game of Thrones Goat Version)", and the I will post MY video (which was hosted by the most highly esteemed Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves), so that you can enjoy them consecutively.
GAME OF GOATS (Game of Thrones Goat Version)
Game of Goats (a response by the highly esteemed Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves)
INTERESTING sloth meme (NEW!)
Alright, kids. I hope you found all of that sufficiently interesting, because that's all I have for you this week.
Once again, God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
brand spankin' NEW Ted blows a kiss to Stewie from Family Guy meme
Oh my goodness! There is so much I have to cover in this post, I almost want to collapse from exhaustion just thinking about it...but I can't let that happen... I won't let that happen..., and I CAN'T let that happen. I opened with the "do you have a moment to talk about Jesus" meme, because I made a video about it. But, I don't really feel like talking about that anymore... I am just praying to Jesus that I somehow make it through today's lengthy blog post. You can pray too if you like. Or just look at the pictures. Whatever.
Hitler is down in the dumps after getting dumped by Taylor Swift
Welp, have you heard about this situation with this Charles Z fellow, who won the "Taylor Swift's Biggest Fan" contest... only to have the contest cancelled, and his prize taken from him (or something like that)? Anywho, it is one of the topics of the latest episode of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up" (this time hosted by the resident comedian of JimmyFungus.com Chucky C. Chuckles). (Also covered is that exciting viral vid "How German Sounds Compared to Other Languages"... yeah, all the detail is in the video description over at http://youtube.com/jimmyfungus, which is MY official youtube channel.)
I am just going to post the video and hope that maybe you watch it...
And that wasn't the only video of great importance I made this week. It seems that youtube superstars Jimmy Tatro and "Overly Attached Girlfriend" Laina Walker reunited to make a video entitled "Normally Attached Girlfriend."
Laina Walker and painting via her youtube channel Laina
I hope you didn't tire yourself out watching the "Normally Attached Girlfriend" video, because I really wanted you to watch Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves' review. Besides, he pretty much explains everything anyway...
Now for the bad news. It seems that the Fungus Army has let me down once again. And that is fine. You can live with yourselves crushing my hopes and dreams all the time, Fungus Army. But you didn't just let me down...
You let Tony Danza down...
"What Would Danza Do?" inspirational meme
Remember in my last post when I asked you all to use the #WWDD and #WhatWouldDanzaDo hashtags, and disseminate the motivational message of Tony Danza far and wide to all corners of the interwebs. Well, did anyone even bother to do it, but me??
I think you kids need a pep talk, so I tube chopped Tony Danza's inspirational speech from his wonderful movie "The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon" for you. So, just watch it, unless you're too lazy to even do that much. Good grief...
Okay. Don't feel too bad if you didn't watch the whole Tony Danza speech. Actually, I just kinda had it on in the background while I was cooking up some Dorito and Cheeto casserole myself. Maybe I will even watch the whole movie later. But what I HAVE done is make some new exciting memes, so you can just look at them. Yay!
Yes. This new meme called In the Way Guy is sweeping the internets as we speak. "In the Way" Guy is sort of becoming the Mckayla Maroney of our generation.
I am hoping just a tiny portion of "In the Way" Guy's internet fame will ooze down to me, so go and take a look at the memes I created.
"In the Way" Guy gets in the way of Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker having a light saber duel
"In the Way" Guy gets in the way of Jesus and the Apostles (see, it's funny because Jesus said He is "the way")
"In the Way" Guy and man being chased by hippo
"In the Way" guy is in Kim Kardashian's way
Justin Bieber spits on fans and "In the Way"guy
And, I wouldn't even bother to bring up this other new meme, except for the fact I have been planning on unveiling it for weeks, and well... I'll just do it now. So, let's get this over with. It is sort of a mega meeting of memes colliding. It stars Giorgio Tsoukalos, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Homer Simpson, and aliens...
new "i'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens" meme
Thank God. We are finally almost done. In conclusion, I will just tell you support your local zoo, and to stay classy, Chicago.
Charles Z and a reluctant Taylor Swift #Justice4Charles
As some of you are aware, I have been writing quite a bit lately about the trials and tribulations of a controversial youtube vlogger by the name of Greg Onision...
controversial youtube vlogger Greg Onision
The latest threesome Greg has been participating in lately, involves two youtubers who really hate his guts, and go by the names MrRepzion and someguy827. Onision, of late, has made a pretty gutsy move, and has been debating some of his biggest detractors on his "OnisionEncore" youtube channel.
One of the recent debates was with someguy827. (MrRepzion has thus far declined a face-off with Greg.) The whole thing has been a rather sordid mess, so it would be hard to go into great detail for you about what the hell is going on. Instead, I am just going to tube chop some of the most relevant videos, and after I'm done with that...post the exciting vid my roving entertainment reporter Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves made about the topic. (BTW, I have not tube chopped any of the debates on OnisionEncore because frankly they are very long, and at times boring. Whatever. I do what I want.)
The first tube chop is from a vid by someguy827 (a cantankerous curmudgeon who really hates Greg Onision and his whole stinkin' operation) entitled "Onision is a sociopath whether he likes it or not"...
sloth and llama on the moon "YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID" meme
Arriving on the scene and entering into this melee, is a young youtuber with lots of potential... a supporter of Onision calling herself Tay bow. Anywho, check out a portion of her video "Someguy827 is a cyber bully!"
Okay, long story short...the other dude I referenced (MrRepzion) would not agree to a debate with Onision (like the someguy guy did), so Onision responded by debating a talking sock called RepSock on the OnisionEncore channel. Yeah. Well. Here is MrRepzion's response to that in his video "The Final Fall of Onision"...
Oh, alright. Whatever. If you are still a little bit confused... no worries. My roving entertainment reporter Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves is here to wrap everything together in a nice neat package made of cellophane for you. Just watch his great video below...
Still feeling a bit lost and bewildered? Wandering the wilderness and unsure of what direction to go in next? Do not despair, for I have invented a new meme which will whisk all your problems away...
What Would Danza Do? meme (starring the legendary Tony Danza)
Yes, it's the WWDD "What Would (Tony) Danza Do?" meme. Feel free to post it on Facebook, your favorite message board, or photocopy it and hang it on your refrigerator (or anywhere for that matter). If you have a twitter account, you can tweet this fabulous meme with the hashtag #WhatWouldDanzaDo, or #HoldMeCloserTonyDanza, or preferably both.
"My jimmies. They are ready." meme (found on the internets)
Very well, dear ones. That will end yet another hectic post here at JimmyFungus.com. So, I think I shall retire now.
Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Kim Kardashian and "Jimmies" Jesus in "Let the Jimmies Rustle Through You" (meme newly invented by me)
Hello again, true believers. There is so much going on... I think I will just explain most of it in my latest podcast instead of chuntering on here. (Yes, I think that would be best.) So, anywho...the podcast is about all the negative comments I have been getting at youtube,...which is also a perfect segue into talking about my latest video on the youtube channel http://youtube.com/jimmyfungus. So, if you be so kind, give the podcast a listen...
"THE RAGE OF 100 WHITE HOT SUNS OF HATEFUL FURY" (artist unknown)
As I say in the podcast, Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves has been filled with quite a bit of anger regarding all the negative and insulting comments he receives at youtube...
"BEAR WITH IT" meme (via the internets)
But I advised Lord Throckmorton to just "bear with it", and not let his jimmies get rustled. Rather "let the jimmies rustle through you", because with the love and support of the brave knights of the Fungus Army on our side, how can we be defeated?? It is not even possible.
Ok. Moving right along...
Justin Bieber playing the president of the "MILEY CYRUS FAN CLUB" on SNL. (Justin and Miley have taken turns spoofing each other on Saturday Night Live.)
As I mention in the podcast, Lord Throckmorton has a new video out on my youtube channel...which is the first ever episode of "The Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves Current Events Rodeo Roundup", and the main topic is Justin Bieber's SNL appearance over the weekend.
As hopefully you have noticed as you watched the video, subtopics discussed were Bill Nye's appearance on CNN concerning that asteroid that will almost hit our dear planet...
Bill Nye, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Mister Rogers, Carl Sagan, and that artist guy (I don't know his name) in the exciting "SOME MEN JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD LEARN" meme (created by an unknown genius)
And Charlie Sheen's plea to an allegedly murderous fugitive to turn himself into authorities...
NOT Charlie Sheen (Cookie Monster hooked on cookie dough gif via "Family Guy" and smosh.com)
(BTW, there are links with more info about all these exciting news stories, in the description portion of Lord Throckmorton's video.)
And finally, I wanted to share this awesome little vid with you. It's where I got the clip from I used to open the podcast. From the youtube channel upperBizzle it's General Archie from the upcoming "War Movie." Enjoy this, true believers. Enjoy this!
Once again, God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
