You may remember when Michael G D'Agostino of A Life Examined requested that I make a video about the falling out between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry. Welp, at the time who would have thunk that this Michael had his paw on the very pulse of the psychic imagination of the celebrity industrial complex, but he did, and the story of Taylor Swift vs. Katy Perry has become bigger than even I ever hypothesized that it could be.
Katy Perry & Taylor Swift in happier times (also pictured: Selena Gomez & Hayley Williams)
Now, don't ask me who is to blame for the rift between these 2 queens of pop...
Christopher Walken; "I don't know." ("Ed Glosser: Trivial Psychic" gif)
because I don't know.
Katy Perry as Pepe the Frog & Taylor Swift as Wojack
What I do know is that there was some sort of betrayal...
SOMETIMES THE PERSON YOU'D TAKE A BULLET FOR TURNS OUT TO BE THE ONE BEHIND THE TRIGGER starring goat
Jimmies got severely rustled...
jimmy rustler
And Taylor Swift made this video...
And I made this video (with the help of Wilford Fungus and Burpy Bear)...
And that shall end this week's journey through the internets. Thank you all for your support and remember... pancakes don't fix bullet holes... or is it band-aids?... ehh, whatever... who cares.
Taylor Swift "band-aids don't fix bullet holes" Bad Blood poster (w/ pancakes)
As many of you know, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift are on the verge of knocking each other's blocks off. Welp, we shall talk about that in a bit, because this is going to be one epic blog post. So, if you are not up to that, I suggest you go take a nap and come back and read it later... yeah, because we are going to talk about a lot of stuff...
I'll begin en epic post by posting Burpy Bear's epic burp video, which you can watch on my very own youtube channel. or here..
Alrighty then, hopefully that wasn't too traumatic for you all...
INTERNET ADDICTION meme (via the internets)
Now, we go from the ridiculous to the sublime. Last week, Michael D'Agostino did a very nice thing and gave me a A Very Inspiring Blogger award.
And that made me feel so good I could practically kick the sunglasses off of someone else's face onto mine...
DEAL WITH IT gif (via the internets)
So, I decided to do something inspiring for once, and made this Nick Vujicic motivational meme thingy...
Which brings us forth to our next exciting topic. Ironically, I was reading at Mark's blog today The Rambling Person, and he was talking about how some cowardly anonymous internet arseholes were giving him negative feedback on a freelance writing site... ironic because that is also the topic of Wilford Fungus's latest video at my very own youtube channel ...
Let us now stumble forward into the current events portion of this post...
Taylor Swift vs. Katy Perry
It is well known that Taylor Swift and Katy Perry would like to beat the living hell out of each other. As you have probably heard, Katy dissed Swift at the Super Bowl with the help of some dancing sharks. Luckily, at the Grammys, Taylor put on her best chess face, and did not incite a fistfight with Perry and her slimey boyfriend (Taylor and everyone else's ex) John Mayer.
CHESS meme
However, if you thought it would be a 100% classy Grammy evening, you would be entirely wrong, as super important guy Kanye West rushed the stage and almost tried to yoink the Grammy for Best Album from Beck to give it to Beyonce...
Kanye West and Beck Grammy gif (ft. Prince)
cat wearing a hat meme
This and many other topics are discussed in this week's episode of LORD THROCKMORTON FUNGUSLEAVES' ULTIMATE DANCE PARTY starring Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves and Gossip Goat. You can check it out below, or watch it on my very own youtube channel...
Wow, you are still reading? Congratulations, you win a donut! (Don't get all excited, it's just an expression. I can't afford donuts for all of you.)
Once again, thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Well, hello again, ladies and germs...there is good and wonderful news because Katy Perry's new video "Wide Awake" is now out, and most normal humans are excited about it.
Ok, then...I hope you enjoyed this Rebecca Black's "Friday" accordion playing gif (to your left). Now,...let's learn a little bit more about this new Katy Perry video...
Katy Perry "Wide Awake"
Katy Perry in "Wide Awake"
"Wide Awake" is the final chapter in the current fairy tale which is all the stuff Katy Perry has been doing lately. In the video Katy Perry passes through some kind of cosmic labyrinth, and is magically reunited with the child version of herself.
Katy Perry "Wide Awake" gif
And so to celebrate the release of this new video I have created this Katy Perry "Wide Awake" gif. Welp, I guess it is a bit of an overstatement for me to claim I "created" it. I didn't build a magical labyrinth and then somehow convince Katy Perry to wander through the maze so she could meet up with the little girl version of herself from the past....but I think you know what I mean. On that note, I think it is time for me to stop needlessly chuntering so you all can watch the video. I think you will agree with me the special effects and visual imagery are dazzling. Sooo, here it is:
If you are like me (which you probably aren't) you have been seeing this face absolutely everywhere lately. Evidently, this young lady's name is "Laina" (or that is what she goes by on the internets) and she is the star of the 'OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND" meme.
"OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND" meme via (overlyattachedgirlfriend.tumblr)
Are you getting the idea? She's a girlfriend who's overly attached. When I first saw this meme I thought something like this out loud in my brain: "Oh dear. This poor girl's ex-boyfriend is on a mission to turn her into an infamous internet meme to get revenge." But, luckily that's not how the "OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND" meme came about at all. See the accompanying video below:
And so it was this Justin Bieber fan video (simply entitled "JB fan video") that "Laina" made which catapulted her to these insane Bad Luck Brian like levels of fame. It also appears this pony had another little something else special in her Hermione Granger bag of tricks as she has followed up "JB fan video" with CRJ fan video a Carly Rae Jepsen fan video.
News of the WOOOOOORLD (to keep you informed)!!!
Here at jimmyfungus.com I always strive to bring you the news stories that the mainstream anti-Rebecca Black media can not, or will not pay enough attention to...and today is no different.
yes, the corporate "mainstream" media thinks that Dwight's problems are more important than yours
So in the IMPORTANT news,....briefly, here is what's going on .
Julian Assange requests asylum
Following my advice in my legendary article NEWS OF THE WOOOOOORLD: Julian Assange Speaks to stay the hell away from Sweden, yesterday Julian Assange requested political asylum from the Ecuadorian government, and is now in refuge at Ecuador's embassy in London... and here is the absolute latest in the video below:
"Unsuccessful Troll is Unsuccessful" (created by an uknown genius)
But to be fair to these crazy kids who hail from Maine, my in depth investigations revealed that they actually do have talent. Since it was Paul McCartney's birthday this week, why don't you check out their version of "Obladi Oblada" by the Beatles:
Hitler Asks a Question
Now it is time for the unveiling of an exciting new segment, I like to call "Hitler Asks a Question."
Hitler: "Are they Morphin Rangers?!"
Ok, so Hitler's question is:
"Are they Morphin Rangers?!"
and the answer:
I can only assume Hitler is referring to Gifted But Twisted, as I can see absolutely nothing else in this article that that question could possibly pertain to. And no Hitler, they are not "Morphin Rangers." Their myspace page describes them as "a 4 piece punk/comedy/hip-hop band from Maine", (myspace.com/giftedbuttwisted)... and if that is incorrect, then they need to update their information!
Hey, kids. Well, I figure I'd start today's entry with some current event news which a lot of you care about. Then finish with a little bit about what I've been up to, which almost no one cares about.
Conversely, Nellie Vaughn of http://nellievaughn.blogspot.com/ , you are absolved from having to read the first half of this, since you don't really like Katy Perry, so I forgive you...you can just read the second part of it when formulating your comment. Or maybe you are not reading this at all, which would be kind of embarrassing...but anywho, now, on with our story...
It seems like Katy Perry has been having a lot of men trouble in her videos of late. She is almost becoming a 2012 version of 1990's Alanis Morissette...
But that's not important right now. What is important is that Katy Perry's "Part of Me" is a big hit all across the internets.
So...let's learn a little bit more...
Basically, Katy Perry gets her heart broken by some jerk, and in what some might consider a rash decision...decides to join the marines.
interesting scene in Katy Perry's "Part of Me" vid
After the unexpected twists and surprise turns in Perry's last two videos I didn't know what to expect. Would Katy Perry die in combat at the end of this video??
Or was Katy Perry going to come back and kill the guy who was cheating on her?? or at least beat the crap out of him??? Well, if you want to know the answer to that, watch the video below:
