Steven Spielberg does "Obama", Chucky C. Chuckles does "Omelette", Captain Picard does "Australia in 2 Minutes" (PLUS Jimmy Tatro, Giorgio Tsoukalos, Uter Zorker, & SONG OF THE DAY!)

"GET IN THE CAR!  No time to explain." meme  (starring cat)

Welp, you crazy kids...hold on to your potatoes, because you are about to be taken for quite a ride!  I have quite a few exciting things to tell you about, soooo... where can we start?  Oh, how about with...THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

Anywho, you probably have heard about the short film made by Steven Spielberg for the 2013 White House Correspondents Dinner entitled "Obama."  (SEE Steven Spielberg's "Obama")

But many of you probably have not heard about the short parody of Steven Spielberg's "Obama" which was made by ME on my very own youtube channel...

"DEAL WITH IT." meme/gif starring the legendary karate kicking Black Belt Jones (and made by me)

So, guess what?  You're going to hear about that right now, so...  DEAL WITH IT.  (Sorry to sound bossy.  I had to work in "Deal with it." somehow, or that gif up there wouldn't make much sense.)


Without further ado, I present to you Steven Spielberg's "Obama" PART 2 (ft. Black Belt Jones)...






But that's not all I've been up to either.  In collaboration with JimmyFungus.com's very own Chucky C. Chuckles (the self-proclaimed "worst comedian in the world"), we are bringing to you, yet another exciting episode of FOREVER ALONE THEATER...

in the latest episode of FOREVER ALONE THEATER Chucky C. chuckles discusses the short film "Omelette"

In this exciting episode, Chucky reviews the wonderful animated short "Omelette" by Madeline Sharafian ...





Okily dokily, now that you are done watching the entire 2nd episode of FOREVER ALONE THEATER (If you didn't bother to watch it, quite frankly you are dead to me.  Kindly show yourself the door.)...  you know that Chucky, in his unbounded bitterness, rudely spoiled the ending to Jimmy Tatro's latest video "THAT High Guy." 

The Ending of "THAT High Guy"...





To speak frankly, this "unbounded bitterness" is a result of the endless avalanche of senselessly mean, and pointlessly brutal feedback we have been getting from the various peanut galleries at the youtube.

"HATERS GONNA HATE.  YES.  YES WE WILL"  meme starring Joaquin Phoenix of "Gladiator" (found on the internets)

However, I briefly had a pleasant surprise yesterday, as I discovered all of my down votes had somehow magically turned into up votes.  It was not some kind of miracle though.  The same thing had happened to every video at youtube.
For some reason, it made me feel a little bit better for awhile... but now the problem seems to be fixed, so... yeah... whatever.

Captain Picard double facepalm gif

In other exciting news at youtube.com/jimmyfungus,  I made a reaction video to the ever growing in popularity "Australia in 2 Minutes."  SEE:  Australia in 2 Minutes:  Reaction by Captain Picard

Giorgio Tsoukalos artwork is featured in this "FEELS" meme (created by an unknown genius)

And my fascination with ancient aliens expert Giorgio A. Tsoukalos continues, as I strove to create a better version of him saying "Is such a thing even possible?  Yes it is."  SEE:  "Is such a thing even possible?" asks Giorgio Tsoukalos (BEST VERSION)

Uter Zorker:  "Don't make me run!  I'm full of chocolate!" animated gif

And as always, I keep trying to help people.  I thought that many of you folks out there on the internets were probably saying to yourselves, "Why is it so hard to find a short clip of Uter Zorker, the plump German exchange student on The Simpsons, furiously running from Homer while simultaneously bellowing Don't make me run!  I'm full of chocolate! ???"  Well, thanks to my efforts you can stop asking yourself that question.  SEE:  "Don't make me run!  I'm full of chocolate!" Uter Zorker (The Simpsons)




And finally, I know we haven't had a SONG OF THE DAY for awhile but these two (Lennon and Maisy Stella) are just so good, I had to resurrect this dying segment to tell you about them.

So last, but certainly not least, here are Lennon and Maisy Stella with their cover version of "Ho Hey" (by the Lumineers)...




Once again, God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Memes That Make No Sense (or just aren't funny!)

You know what I'm talking about.  Out there on the vast highway of tubes known as "the internets", there are a lot of people who think they are comedians... or at least "meme makers."  They try their hand at the art of creating a meme, but no one gets the joke but them.

Taylor Swift "What?" gif (via allaroundthewooorld.tumblr)

Here are a few examples that will have you saying,  "What??"

Bad Luck Brian: "Survives Hiroshima a-bomb... flees to Nagasaki."

Ok.  The Bad Luck Brian meme is usually a pretty funny meme, no matter what you do with it.  This particular one is a bit perplexing.  It would make more sense if Bad Luck Brian was Japanese.  Even if Bad Luck Brian was Asian I suppose we could cut the author of this meme's caption some slack.  But Bad Luck Brian is what...  14 or 15 years old in this picture??  WHAT WOULD HE BE DOING IN JAPAN DURING WORLD WAR II ANYWAY???????

Crazy Scumbag Steve:  "ALIENS STOLE YOUR IPOD"

This next meme that doesn't make any sense (at least to me) is the "Crazy Scumbag Steve" meme.  It morphs the "Scumbag Steve" meme (who is basically a guy who is a huge "douchebag", for lack of a better word) with the ancient aliens expert Giorgio Tsoukalos meme.  And to whoever created this meme I have but one question...   WHY IN GOD'S HOLY NAME WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING!!!???

"skeptical third world kid" meme

Our next meme, is more in the category of being annoying.  It features "skeptical third world kid"  constantly zinging the woman he is pictured with, with all kinds of sarcastic one liners.  The implication is, that the woman is really not interested in helping him, she is just there for a photo op, and is a hypocrite, or naive, or both.  Yes, I wouldn't be surprised if this meme was created as part of a very cynical public relations campaign by the notorious Ugandan warlord Jospeh Kony himself!

And there is another problem with this meme come to think of it...

Annoyed Picard:  "WHY THE F*CK IS SKEPTICAL 3RD WORLD KID FAT?"

A very good question Annoyed Picard.  A VERY good question.

Well, friends, that ends tonight's brief trek through the vast and spacious tubes of the internets.  Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Epic Facepalm Compilation : the most epic facepalms I could find across the vast expanse of the internets

Spiderman facepalm

Today, my mission is to bring to you the very best "facepalms" that currently exist on the vast expanse of the internets.  Nothing more.  Nothing less.

Let's go...

Spiderman double facepalm

Captain Picard facepalm

Captain Picard double facepalm gif

Jesus facepalm

Homer Simpson facepalm

Bert facepalm

Ernie facepalm

puppet facepalm gif

Charlie Brown facepalm

Godzilla facepalm

cat facepalm

polar bear facepalm

FIN

Bad Luck Brian DESTROYS Sean Hannity, "The Amazing Spiderman" trailer, the Return of Dax Flame (the celebration continues), and SONG OF THE DAY: "When I'm With You" by Best Coast

Captain Picard: "WTF is this $#it?"

Hello again, true believers. In our last exciting post, we discussed political propaganda and the toll it takes on our democracy (or what's left of it).  But are we as a people, finally getting hip to what is going on here?  Have you ever surfed the internet and seen the slew of "So-and-So DESTROYS So-and-So" political videos.  Video titles like "Senator Such-and-Such CRUSHES Ron Paul", "So-and-So eviscerates Robert Gibbs", "Glenn Beck annihilates (fill in the blank)", or vice versa.  For example, one side will post a video "Moe DESTROYS Curly"...then the other side of the aisle will post THE EXACT SAME VIDEO and the title will be "Curly DESTROYS Moe."  I mean honestly, do they think we're that stupid?  We are gonna just sit there and say, "Oh ok.  Senator Larry Fine destroyed Congressman Moe Howard in a debate.  That takes care of that!"

So, I figured WHAT THE HECK...  I could get in on this little trend and post my bogus headlines as well.  So here it goes... 



Bad Luck Brian DESTROYS Sean Hannity!!!!!

Bad Luck Brian CRUSHES Sean Hannity

Unfortunately, this tremendous victory did not change Bad Luck Brian's luck all that much...

Bad Luck Brian: "EXPELLED FROM COLLEGE FOR PLAGIARISM"

and now for something completely different...

"The Amazing Spiderman" trailer

I don't really have anything profound to say about this "The Amazing Spiderman" trailer. I pretty much brought it up, just so I would have a chance to re-post this...

"that really rustled my jimmies": "slightly rustled" Emma Stone edition

The Return of Dax Flame Continues

Dax Flame: "I think I got the measles, baby!"

SEE: My Improvisational Acting Moments - YouTube As you know, I have been very excited about the return of Dax Flame to youtube, and what this might mean for our future. This will be the first in a series of new Dax Flame memes...so stay tuned.



SONG OF THE DAY

Best Coast "When I'm With You" video

And as we so often do, today we play ourselves out with a song...  Here is "When I'm With You" by Best Coast.





Once again, God bless you, and thank you for your support.