Evalion the Neo-Nazi youtuber has been banned, and it wasn't by meme magic... it was through the efforts of 2 of the "big youtubers"... LeafyIsHere and Onision. Well, anyhoo, just watch the videos below and it will help clear things up...
Absolutely Disgusting (found on the internets)
A lot of people felt Evalion's videos were absolutely disgusting while others defended her freedom of speech. Well, anyway let's see what Donald Trump thinks by watching this video from my very own youtube channel.
who knows this may be my last chance to post this Trump vs. Sanders meme (created by an unknown genius)
Once again God bless you, and thank you for your support.
The most important story in the world this week is Honey Boo Boo (aka Alana Thompson)'s new video "Movin' Up."
DO THE HONEY BOO BOO!
Well, instead of posting gifs & pics why don't I just post the dang video so you can all watch it...
Honey Boo Boo in "Movin' Up"
And I would be reportorially remiss if I did not offer some in depth musical criticism from my own youtube channel, so here is Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves with an episode of LORD THROCKMORTON FUNGUSLEAVES ULTIMATE DANCE PARTY...
AFTER SOME PUNK A$$ PUNKS VANDALIZED MAH CAR
And in the words of the immortal Forrest Gump, "That's all I've got to say about that." Thank you, and goodnight.
Welp, One Direction fans got a rude smack on the beak this week as they were informed Zayn Malik was leaving their favorite band...
I CAN BEARLY BELIEVE IT bear meme
While most everyone was by surprised by the news...
Sad Pepe gets carted off on a stretcher after news of Zayn Malik's departure from One Direction (via the internets)
It is not an exaggeration to say that many Directioners were nearly in a state of shock regarding this matter...
Well, anywhoo... here is Gossip Goat's report in this week's episode of "GOSSIP GOAT STRIKES BACK! "
I can not tell you how grateful I am to have the insights of an entertainment reporter of Gossip Goat's caliber. Without him I would be totally lost...
"I don't know what the shell is going on anymore" (created by an unknown genius)
Furthermore, when it comes to matters of LIFE and LOVE, I am not one so bold to say, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??? I AM!!!!"
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM! gif
Which is why I defer to the wiser, more experienced, better looking Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves when it comes to these issues in his new tutorial on how to transform your life, overcome sadness, AND win the girl of your dreams. Who the hell could ask for more than that? You would have to be a fool not to watch the video below.
Richard Burnish hair flip gif
And with that we end this week's journey. Until next time...
"You get nothing!" Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory/TheShining gif (created by an unknown genius)
Sadly, and with much regret, I have not posted anything for the last couple of weeks or so. And because of that,...you, my dear friends... got nothing.
The rumors regarding my absence were largely unfounded, and prone to wild exaggerations...
HEY BRO HEARD YOU HAD A LADY OVER LAST NIGHT cat meme (via timewastingclub.com)
I, however, can assure you, the explanation is neither exotic...nor glamorous. I was simply accursed with a case of melancholia, and was not feeling the least bit creative.
Leave Me Alone cat meme
But as Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves would say, "That is neither here nor there." However, what is here and there, is the fact that I have made an exciting new video.
youtube personality "Francis" from the channel youtube.com/boogie2988, star of videos such as Francis Hates Google+
The first part of the video has to do with this whole crazy youtube/Google+ integration business...
ME RUNNING AWAY FROM UR LIES meme
It seems like a good many youtubers feel betrayed by all the changes that Google has brought to their favorite website. And nearly everyone is throwing in their 2 cents about this situation...
Then the second half of my new video is basically a review of Shane Dawson's recent effort One Direction "Story of my Life" PARODY on his channel ShaneDawsonTV.
Shane Dawson home alone
And so, without further ado...
Shane Dawson in his One Direction spoof "Story of My Life"
Well, ok... here... we're ready now. Without further further ado, here is my latest video. A roundtable (figuratively speaking), open forum discussion featuring Wilford Fungus, Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves, and Chucky C. Chuckles...
Angry Bert of Sesame Street (just because)
And with that we end today's exciting trek through the blogosphere.
Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
So, it came to pass that the first ever episode of Friday Open Forum Video Discussion (Or Whatever It's Called) was produced, thanks to the combined efforts of the beloved Wilford Fungus, and the very distinguished Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves III. The title of this tremendous contribution to the youtube community is "Hashtag" w/ Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake and Shane Dawson's Lady Gaga "Applause" spoof REVIEWS.
At this point, you may have a question, or you may be wondering, about some of the material I have been posting in this entry...
I HAS THE DUMB dumb cat meme
Usually, the memes and pictures I post are related, or have something to do with the topic of my blog. My brain has kind of stopped working so I am just sort of posting randomly at this point...
THEY SEE US ROLLIN' THEY BE HATIN' haters gonna hate meme
So, in conclusion, let me just say...try to watch the video... and try to leave a comment on your thoughts and feelings regarding that video.
ancient aliens expert Giorgio Tsoukalos (just because)
Once again, thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
theatrical movie poster for Tommy Wiseau's "The Room"
Today's post is totally badass. Not only will we discuss the return of Dax Flame, but there will also be cameo appearances by Darth Vader and Hitler. (Not that those three individuals belong in the same sentence together, but as Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves would say... that is neither here, nor there.)
So, it came to pass, that a very long time ago, I sent a letter to "Weird" Al Yankovic attempting to communicate the dire need for him to "dirty up" his image, and to do it quickly and in a very devastating manner. Needless to say, Al did not heed my advice. Either that, or I just forgot to mail him the letter... but in any event, Yankovic's career headed towards a consistently steady downward slope. He never again attained the pinnacles of mega-fame which he enjoyed in the early 1980s.
Luckily, youtube legend Dax Flame seems to be escaping the tentacles of this trap "Weird" Al became ensnared in... first with his participation in the raunchy "Project X"...
That's not even all that's going on in the world. (Most of what I am mentioning is going to be thoroughly covered in this week's episode of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up". this time hosted by Jake Brickhead. So, don't even think about going anywhere.)
the "First World Cat Problems" meme (via Buzzfeed)
There is a delightful new video that is going viral called Sad Cat Diary (which is based on the "First World Cat Problems" meme)...which Brickhead will review for you, and you're gonna love it.
Also, in this latest edition of "The Round-Up", Jake will discuss this problem Justin Bieber has of always getting booed wherever he goes (such as happened at the Billboard Music Awards.)
Welp, enough of my mindless chuntering. Here is the latest episode of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up" hosted by Jake Brickhead. Enjoy.
UPDATE 12/18/2014 :I have since put that video on PRIVATE for reasons. However, you can watch Wilford Fugus' REVIEW of all Taylor Swift SHAKE IT OFF parodies instead if you like...
And with that... we are not even close to being done. Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves may be down, but he is certainly not out. He weighs in on the continuing saga of Greg Onision in his latest video.
NOT Greg Onision (This is Shane Dawson, who Lord Fungusleaves believes is a "very bizarre and disturbing young man.")
Alright, I must also do my job and give you the necessary background information before you can truly absorb Lord Throckmorton's report. So here it is... It seems that everyone is comparing youtube personality Greg Onision to Adolph Hitler because Greg is censoring comments on his youtube channels. This really pissed me off as well, so I had to put a comment on other youtube personality MrRepzion's channel complaining about it. (If this all seems very confusing you might want to check out my article The Heroic High Schooler, the Farting Copper, the Hating of the Kittens, the Stalking of the Onision, and the Slapping of the Mom..)
Let me reiterate that I was a bit angry at the time I wrote it, so I might have been a tad rash with my statements. I am still feeling like I can not impart a truly unbiased opinion, so instead I will let Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves answer the age old question...
Sorry, but we still aren't done. I want to tell you about the exciting new showgram coming to a T.V. set near you....
It's called "Steven Universe."
I am kind of blathering on forever, in this entry (I am...right?), so if you want more info on the series, just go to the description of the video I am posting below.
This video contains the catch phrase from "Steven Universe" that is sweeping the nation like an atomic Swifter Picker Upper... "Why are you such a buttface?" (and not to mention it is on my very own youtube channel)...
Ok, then. We are finally finished. But don't worry. I shall see you all again very soon.
"SOON." stalker sloth meme (found on the internets)
Once again, God bless you all... and please remember to support your local zoo.
As the legendary Cubs' first baseman Leon Durham used to say, "Let's play 3!" Yes, kids, in today's entry we will be discussing 3 of the most important news stories of the week...and then a little later on, we will be dealing with some JimmyFungus.com related business as well...so hold on to your potatoes, because this is going to be a lengthy post. You see, I haven't written anything for awhile, and now I've got a lot to say. But, I am sure my efforts will pay off as I bet there is someone out there on the internets who will find this article, and consider it to be quite life enriching.
I think I will just get on with our story here in chronological order. Yes, I think that would be best.
what Justin Bieber might look like in 10 years if he starts smoking weed
Yessums, this week we heard more of the accusations about Justin Bieber possibly turning to marijuana to deal with some of the stress he has been suffering from lately. Welp, if you didn't hear about it, don't worry, because my roving entertainment reporter the honorable Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves made a video about the whole crazy situation, which you can easily view below...
Well, what else do I need to say about that. I think the video pretty much covers it all.
Moving right along...
Piers Morgan, Alex Jones, and a giant, vicious cat discuss gun control
The other huge story that was making a commotion all across the internets this week, was Alex Jones' big blow up during his appearance on Piers Morgan's show, where he was supposedly there to be debating the gun control issue. If you want to see the whole "interview" in it's entirety you can watch it here ALEX JONES VS. PIERS MORGAN.
Superman and Wonder Woman trying to clear Metropolis of Plant Creatures (via cannibalisticnerd.com)
I can tell you right now that clearing the nation of dangerous and deadly assault weapons will be much more difficult than clearing Metropolis of deadly plant creatures.
the "you sicken me" rabbit (found on the internets)
Anywho, you could tell that both Alex Jones and Piers Morgan were pretty much nauseated by each other. Evidently, Morgan's strategy was to coax Alex Jones into coming on his show so that Jones could exploooode and show America what a nutjob he was. Ironically, both sides have some valid points to make. The left is correct about the need for a wiser, common sense approach to gun control. And the right has an argument to be made in regards to our pop culture being permeated with violent, and destructive imagery and entertainment. Even Alex Jones puts his finger on an important issue, which is giant corporations feeding the American people dangerous chemicals and drugs (that may increase the likelihood of violent behavior) just to make a huge profit. But nothing is ever going to get done to solve any of this, because both sides will just keep bickering back and forth, and will never admit that their opponent has anything good to say about anything. Until those attitudes change, no progress will ever be made. And THAT sickens ME.
O.K. You could file this next news story under W for "WHO THE HELL CARES?"
Peter Griffin of Family Guy "WHO THE HELL CARES?" meme
But I guess, to be 100% Oprah honest with all of you, I do care, because I am writing about it, aren't I?
James Franco and Ashley Benson in their parody video of Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend"
This new parody video made by actor James Franco (which also stars the lovely Ashley Benson) is starting to make the buzzes of something resembling a "big deal" all around the various tubes of the internets. People are really not sure what to make of it. Some people say they (Franco and Benson) were trying to show support for their friend Selena Gomez by making fun of her ex-boyfriend (who is of course the Biebs). Yes, well some people have been saying that. But if Ashley Benson is supposed to be playing the role of Selena in this parody...well, the Selena Gomez character is not exactly portrayed very respectfully either. So was the intention to be ridiculing both Bieber and Gomez? Perhaps Franco and Benson don't like either one of them? Maybe they were both just gooped up on gop, and decided to make this stupid video. Ahhhhh!! WHO THE HELL CARES??
But anyway, I am posting the James Franco parody vid right here for your personal edification.
While I have been pretending to not care about any of this (probably just to look cool), I did care enough to ask JimmyFungus.com's resident comedian (and diehard Belieber) Chucky C. Chuckles to make a video telling us everything he thought about it, and welpers, that vid is also posted for you. So here it is...
"I WAS SUPPOSED TO PICK UP CARL" (possibly Nellie Vaughn's favorite meme of all time)
And I promised you some JimmyFungus.com related news, so here it is. Nellie Vaughn who is the author of Buttons are Not Currency, ("Nellie", btw, also hosted the "Little Room Discussions" podcast with this other girl) has returned from exile, and written a blog to inform us that she is moving to Portland. Yes, it all sounds like the plot to a Renee Zellweger movie, but I assure you it's the truth. If you don't believe me, just read this Remember That One Time I Said Portland Was Awful?. Whenever a fellow blogger like Jax or Bersercules (or any of you, you all know who you are) must be on their way, I kind of look like Carl does in that meme. So hopefully Nellie is back to stay.
a Gary Numan and Tubeway Army photo montage I created for some reason
Uggg. I don't really know how to end this crazy post, so let's just play ourselves out with a song which will be "Are Friends Electric" by Gary Numan and Tubeway Army, and call it a night...
Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
"THE COUNCIL HAS SPOKEN" cat meme (found on the internets)
Well, I have had a rough week really. I have not been feeling very well, and I have been suffering from a series of disappointments lately. Firstly, TEAM FUNGUS failed me once again. I gave them one thing to do...get my "Top 10 Most Influential People of 2012" video up to 1000 views before New Year's Day...
...and they could not even accomplish that. Plus, I think Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves gave me the Bubonic Plague or something after he returned from Siberia on his quest to hunt down the Abominable Grinch. So, if someone reading this would at least bother to attempt to watch the video this time, perhaps even just 5 seconds of it, I will not have to fire Abraham Fungus Jr. (who is in charge of this whole mess of an operation).
Also, to make bad news more somber, the evil troll "Jervaise Brooks Hamster" (or whatever the hell this dummy calls himself) returned to harass me again. I hate to inform him, but no one reads the comments section on this site anyway (I mean besides me!).
Forrest Gump "I AM NOT A SMART MAN" meme (dedicated to the troll)
I must at least give the troll credit for putting more comments on my site in 2 days than any of my real life personal "friends" managed to put on in the last 5 years. Unfortunately, all his comments were mean-spirited and abusive, so now I have to enable "comment approval." Sorry about that, guys. You can all thank that a$$hole troll.
Seriously, who trolls someone at blogger? I've never even heard of anything so lame. It would be like someone getting obsessed with Charlie Rose and putting nasty comments all over the PBS chat forum. So troll, here's an idea since you are such an brilliant intellectual. Go harass George F. Will. He deserves you.
Anywho, back to the real purpose of this post. The Top 10 Most Influential People of 2012. Again, I know this is late, but, ehh, whatever... Ya know.
Come to think of it, I don't have much to say about my video after all. So, why don't we just play ourselves out with a song.
Once again thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Well, apparently this bizarre Chanel No.5 commercial that Brad Pitt is in, is kind of a big deal. There's not a lot to say about it, other than it is a Chanel No.5 advertisement, and Brad Pitt is in it, so just check it out below...
Brad Pitt for Chanel No. 5 "that really rustled my jimmies" version
Anywho, to cut to the chase, here is the full transcript of Brad Pitt's little soliloquy (yes, i do believe you could call it that: a soliloquy):
"It's not a journey. Every journey ends, but we go on. The world turns and we turn with it. Plans disappear, dreams take over. But wherever I go... there you are. My luck. My fate. My fortune. Chanel No. 5. Inevitable."
And here is a dramatic reading of the same speech delivered by our very own Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves. Excellent. Just Excellent...
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! And what better way to celebrate Thanksgiving, with our first ever episode of "UNTRUE HITLER STORIES" hosted by Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves. But before we get on with that, how about some background information, so that things may make a little more sense. Let's learn a little bit more...
as Gabourey Sidibe explains, Hitler has been portrayed many ways over the years since his destructive death
Adolph Hitler is the most evil guy who ever lived. Over the years, since his tumultuous demise, his image has been revamped many times, and he still remains a household word. Despite the fact he is a really evil jerk, he still hold an enduring place in popular culture.
Here are a few examples...
Hitler and Cheetos, in a "Downfall" parody video
It can not be denied that the "Downfall of Hitler" parody videos, are one of the most popular things in the history of the earth.
Jesus and Hitler hit the road in the buddy movie "Second Coming"
Hitler shows up in more Hollywood films than Ben Stiller. Well, maybe not that many. But Hitler is in A LOT of movies.
"Hitler Rap" by The Whitest Kids U' Know
Hitler even shows up in popular music videos (an arena of our pop culture you think would be sacred, but I guess it isn't...hmmm).
Yes, Hitler is a very important part of the popular music scene.
Hitler and One Direction
Which brings us to Thanksgiving. As, I alluded to earlier, the latest video on my youtube channel is the first episode ever of "UNTRUE HITLER STORIES" narrated by Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves, which is a response to Greg Onision's video on his channel Onision which is entitled "HAPPY MUSTACHE THANKSGIVING!!!" I will just post both of these videos, because they are both relevant. So, for the love of God, please check them you...
Once again, God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
