Chicago Says Goodbye to Comedian Dan Ronan (also discussed...2 of my other favorite comedians: Ryan Willis and Donald Trump)

newspaper cat gets a thumbs up from Godzilla gif

When I was reading the morning newspaper the other day, an unlikely headline grabbed my attention.  A young comedian from the area had passed away.  (SEE:  Dan Ronan, Chicago comedian, dies at 24) 

Sadly, I had not heard of Dan until his tragic passing.  Being the investigative reporter I am, I wanted to know more about him, so I immediately started researching...  and this guy was brillliant!   WHY hadn't I heard of him??

"If you don't know who this is... And know who this is.  Congratulations!  You're what's wrong with the world." (new Doge version)

His comedic skills far surpassed those of many famous comedians.  A young man loaded with talent, thankfully some of his performances are preserved on the vastness of the internets.



Here is a brief snippit just to give you an idea from a skit known as "You Can't Watch Wayne's World"...

brand new BERT IS IMPRESSED meme

We will get back to talking about Dan shortly,  but first I want to back flop into discussing a new comic talent on the scene...

Philip Seymour Hoffman  (also gone too soon)  as "Mattress Man" gif

I discovered a funny guy named Ryan Willis thanks to @em1lysouthworth's twitter account.  Anywho, without further ado let's get a taste of Ryan in action on Vine...

WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE meme starring William Shatner/Captain Kirk

And now shall we close with a new segment called:



The Donald Trump Quote of the Week

Donald Trump Quote of the Week:  "TOO MANY PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT WINNING TODAY...  I CALL THEM LOSERS."

Yeah.  We won't be ending this post with the Donald Trump Quote of the Week.  That would be stupid.  Besides, I promised you more Dan Ronan.


So here ya go.  Dan Ronan doing a character named "Tim Negoda" in a skit called "Skunky Funkybuns"...

R.I.P. Dan Ronan     Goodnight, sweet prince

So that will end our journey today.  Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.


Stay classy, Chicago!

AND SO I RETURN... Subjects Covered in this Post 1.) Goals For This Summer 2.) My Magnum Opus of Memes 3.) Wilford Brimley 4.) Kermit the Frog 5.) Other Stuff

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Hello again, true believers.  I am back (after a brief hiatus in which I have been working on some very important stuff).  As you hopefully saw in the title, in this post I will be discussing some of my goals for this coming summer.  If you read Mark Noyce's http://theramblingperson.com you may remember he is always talking about creating a magnum opus.  But I give Mark a lot of plugs, so this time I will give a shout-out to Michael D'Agostino of http://alifeexaminedblog.blogspot.com.au/  who gave me one a few weeks back.  He doesn't have a lot of comments on his blog...  I think because you have to log in to your Google + to comment, and no one wants to do that.  So stop being so damn lazy and go over to Michael's blog and leave some comments.  But as Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves would say, "That is neither here, nor there." 

So, yeah, this summer I am planning on getting back into making the youtube videos.  Not in this post though.  So let me talk about one of my other goals, which is to further promulgate Wilford Brimley memes across the vast expanse of the internets.  Wait, look....  here are 2 new ones right now...

"YOU'VE JUST BEEN BRIMLEYED" by this NEW arctic Wilford Brimley meme

new, exciting "Wilford Brimley OUT OF NOWHERE!" meme (CLICK ON IT TO SEE IT IN ALL IT'S MAJESTY)

Okay then... those are 2 new ones.  You can let me know if you think they are HOT or NOT...

new "HOT or NOT" goat meme thing/whatever it is

So, I was actually going to embark on making my magnum opus of memes this week by making an elaborate gif about the life and times of Kermit the Frog all set to Neil Diamond lyrics...

new MINDF*CK gif starring Kermit the Frog and Benedict Cumberbatch (with help from outerspacecake.tumblr and the internets)

But that was too DAMN much work, so instead I made this meme you are hopefully looking at below...












A guy like me doesn't get a lot of compliments, but hopefully someone out there will like this at least...  I hope.

Welp, that's about all I've got to say right now.  I will kindly show myself the door...

NEW Kilngon/Star Trek GTFO gif