ahh I did a video on this Shia LaBeouf #HeWillNotDivideUs stuff last week but ran out of time to blog post about it
Welcome back, true believers. Just thought I'd dissect the strange goings on between youtube superstars idubbbz and Tana Mongeau for you while I had a few spare moments.
bear meme from the internets
If you spend a lot of time at youtube you know who idubbbz is and you probably have more recently heard of Tana Mongeau... well, instead of rumbling on I will just post the pertinent videos and let you sort through it all if you wish to do so.
First I will post Idubbz Content Cop expose on Tana Mongeau...
found this Harambe meme on the internets
And here is Tana Mongeau's version of what happened...
Alexander Jahans
And here is my video on the whole sordid affair (featuring the first ever episode of "Caught in the Crosshairs") which I highly recommend that you watch...
So you may be asking yourself, what does Shia LaBeouf have to do with today's blog post? Well... nothing... and everything.
If you haven't heard, Trump has declared that CNN and Buzzfeed are "fake news." I could go along with this except for the fact that Buzzfeed has linked to me at least 3 times. I know.. to quote Ron Burgundy you "don't believe me." Well here they are:
Ok NOW back to Rick Wilson. Probably half my readers don't know who Rick Wilson is (which means Gorilla probably doesn't know who Rick Wilson is).
Alright, so this is who he is:
And this week's video at my youtube channel is also about him. I really wanted you to watch that but you are probably too tired out now from all the other stuff, and won't watch it, but I will post it anyway:
"The Little Mushroom People of Nova Scotia are Screaming with Horror" gif (inspired by South Park and aachelabelaaron's youtube channel)
Has the whole world gone mad... Or just Shia LaBeouf and the Little Mushroom People of Nova Scotia??
Welp, if you haven't heard, Shia LaBeouf has live streamed himself watching all of his movies in reverse chronological order at a movie theater in New York...
Shia LaBeouf's reacting to watching himself
And here's all the information you need to know about it:
But you can't watch it now... it's over. Why didn't I tell you? I did. Subscribe to my youtube channel so you don't miss anything else that's really important.
Bert sneezes via youtube
It's too bad you didn't know about it though. This was the biggest thing since Mr. Poopy Butthole got shot...
Mr. Poopy Butthole gets shot gif (inspired by "Rick and Morty" and aachelabelaaron's youtube channel)
But don't despair...
Godzilla & Spectreman
You can catch up on everything you missed in this video from my youtube channel ft. Cowden Buttercups, Wilford Fungus, and Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves...
Donald Trump spoils the ending of Fallout 4 for millions
introducing Shepard Steel host of "Illuminati Under Investigation"
Shepard Steel has waited long enough to expose the truth about where the fame of many of your leading celebrities emanates from.
filth
And my country (the U.S.A.) has been in a downward spiral of decadence and corruption too long... I have to use what little voice I have to try to do something about it.
Drake "Hotline Bling" video
Ok, recently Drake released his "Hotline Bling" music video, which the corrupt corporate music oligarchs are trying to shove down our throats by putting subliminal advertisements as far as the eye can blink... And also One Direction released their video for "Perfect", which is so dull I couldn't even find one clip in it worth making a gif out of. If you really want to see it, you'll have to use Google, but I'll at least post the Drake video for you here...
When this Shia LaBeouf DO IT motivational video craze (you all know what I'm talking about, right?) took the internets by storm, I figured... OHHHH, this will blow over in a day or two, no worries, mate.
Pepe the frog is DOING IT with hot chicks, and basically, I'm an idiot
Welp, basically, I'm f*cking stupid, and Shia LaBeouf screaming DO IT!!!! is just about the greatest thing that has ever happened in this history of the world.
Either that, or the horrible, horrible corporate mass media has decided to completely give up on talking about important stuff, and give us what we want... cheap, sensationalistic entertainment.
Bill Nye the Science Guy SEX gif
Hell look, even Bill Nye the Science Guy has sold out. But I've not decided to play the game, and convert to the dark side just yet...
Mark: Practicing Satanist
Why should I? I have suffered this long in utter obscurity and desperation. What's a few more decades before I officially take the eternal dirt nap?
They see me rollin'... They be hatin' gif
I am not hating, but rather making a reasoned argument. There are other people in the Milky Way Galaxy who have something important to say (I would list some of them, but I am tired and hungry). Shia LaBeouf could share some of the limelight with them once in awhile...
WHY meme
Because that would be the sane and decent thing to do.
Anywho, here is the Shia LaBeaouf DO IT motivational video that unless you have been holed up in a cave with Ned the Neanderthal, you have probably seen already. Honestly, it just looks to me like Shia was hired as a motivational speaker for about 19 million dollars, and stayed out late partying the night before and didn't prepare a speech... so then at the last minute looked down at his Nike sneakers and decided to scream JUST DO IT... well, anyway tell me what you think in the comments section.
And here is a REACTION and REVIEW from my very own youtube channel, featuring Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves, Chucky C. Chuckles, and Wilford Fungus:
David Hasselhoff singing "True Survivor" (from KUNG FURY)
Well, BIG SURPRISE, I have been in the doldrums of late, and because of my melancholia I did not produce any videos last week.
Co-workers have been giving me a really hard time at my job...
Kendall Jenner "such a b*tch" gif
As you know I work as a slave for the most evil corporation on earth (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!)
Luckily the confluence of 2 mighty events 1.) the Kung Fury Official Movie being posted on youtube and 2.) Shia Labeouf's motivational speech going viral, got me back on track...
Shia Labeouf motivation: JUST DO IT!
So, I was able to face the world again (but for how long we do not know).
COME AT ME, BRO! meme
Ok, enough horsing around...
WHO AM I GOING TO HORSE AROUND WITH TODAY? (via the internets)
Here is the review of "Kung Fury" via my youtube channel (starring Chuck Fungus and Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves).
"Look at this Pepe meme" starring Nickelback
Hey, look! You can even watch Kung Fury the full motion picture here too!
Once again, thank you all for your support.
"teamwork is VERY important!" scene from KUNG FURY
