Delet this! (MEME)

"delet this" gif (found on the internets)

So many offensive and triggering images and other whatnots appearing on the internets these days, we could all use some good "Delet this!" memes (they will come in handy).  So I scoured the interwebs and came up with my 5 favorites, sooooo here they are...

DELET THIS (just your standard delet this meme)

DELET THIS (gallon of milk holding a gun)

delet this (Danny Deleto)

delet this (teletubbie)

delet this (Homes Simpson)

Once again, God bless you all, and stay classy.

Are the Fine Brothers Toast (or just very badly burned)?

Homer (from the internets)

Welp, if you have been anywhere near youtube you have heard of the controversy regarding the Fine Brothers...

the Fine Brothers tried to trademark "react"

The Fine Brothers fancy themselves the kings of reaction videos and actually tried to trademark "react"...

or at least trademark the format of their reaction videos.  It gets complicated, so I'll just let Hitler explain it.







Ok, if you would like an explanation that is both a little more diplomatic and in depth here is boogie2988...






Anyhoo, the outrage at the Fine Brothers' s greed is so intense that they are fighting for their youtube lives as we speak...

created by an unknown Bernie Sanders supporter

Now as for MY youtube channel.... this and many other exciting topics are discussed on this week's exciting episode of WAKE UP AMERICA! with Wilford Fungus...







Once again God bless you...

found on the internets

and thank you for your support.

I don't know where to begin...topics discussed include: JESUS, TAYLOR SWIFT, CHARLES Z, HITLER, LAINA WALKER (Overly Attached Girlfriend), JIMMY TATRO, "IN THE WAY" GUY (internet meme), GIORGIO TSOUKALOS, NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON, HANK HILL, HOMER SIMPSON, South Korean rapper PSY, and TONY DANZA (not nescessarily in that order)

"GOOD AFTERNOON.. DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE OR TWO TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST" meme (via the internets)

Oh my goodness!  There is so much I have to cover in this post, I almost want to collapse from exhaustion just thinking about it...but I can't let that happen...  I won't let that happen..., and I CAN'T let that happen.  I opened with the "do you have a moment to talk about Jesus" meme, because I made a video about it.  But, I don't really feel like talking about that anymore...  I am just praying to Jesus that I somehow make it through today's lengthy blog post.  You can pray too if you like.  Or just look at the pictures.  Whatever.

Hitler is down in the dumps after getting dumped by Taylor Swift

Welp, have you heard about this situation with this Charles Z fellow, who won the "Taylor Swift's Biggest Fan" contest...  only to have the contest cancelled, and his prize taken from him (or something like that)?  Anywho, it is one of the topics of the latest episode of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up" (this time hosted by the resident comedian of JimmyFungus.com Chucky C. Chuckles).    (Also covered is that exciting viral vid "How German Sounds Compared to Other Languages"...  yeah, all the detail is in the video description over at http://youtube.com/jimmyfungus, which is MY official youtube channel.) 

I am just going to post the video and hope that maybe you watch it...




 And that wasn't the only video of great importance I made this week.  It seems that youtube superstars Jimmy Tatro and "Overly Attached Girlfriend" Laina Walker reunited to make a video entitled "Normally Attached Girlfriend." 

Laina Walker and painting via her youtube channel Laina

I hope you didn't tire yourself out watching the "Normally Attached Girlfriend" video, because I really wanted you to watch Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves' review.  Besides, he pretty much explains everything anyway...








Now for the bad news.  It seems that the Fungus Army has let me down once again.  And that is fine.  You can live with yourselves crushing my hopes and dreams all the time, Fungus Army.  But you didn't just let me down...

You let Tony Danza down...

"What Would Danza Do?" inspirational meme

Remember in my last post when I asked you all to use the #WWDD and #WhatWouldDanzaDo hashtags, and disseminate the motivational message of Tony Danza far and wide to all corners of the interwebs.  Well, did anyone even bother to do it, but me??


I think you kids need a pep talk, so I tube chopped Tony Danza's inspirational speech from his wonderful movie "The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon" for you. So, just watch it, unless you're too lazy to even do that much.  Good grief...






Okay.  Don't feel too bad if you didn't watch the whole Tony Danza speech.  Actually, I just kinda had it on in the background while I was cooking up some Dorito and Cheeto casserole myself.  Maybe I will even watch the whole movie later.  But what I HAVE done is make some new exciting memes, so you can just look at them.  Yay!


Yes.  This new meme called In the Way Guy is sweeping the internets as we speak.  "In the Way" Guy  is sort of becoming the Mckayla Maroney of our generation.  

I am hoping just a tiny portion of "In the Way" Guy's internet fame will ooze down to me, so go and take a look at the memes I created.

"In the Way" Guy gets in the way of Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker having a light saber duel

"In the Way" Guy gets in the way of Jesus and the Apostles (see, it's funny because Jesus said He is "the way")

"In the Way" Guy and man being chased by hippo

"In the Way" guy is in Kim Kardashian's way

Justin Bieber spits on fans and "In the Way"guy

And, I wouldn't even bother to bring up this other new meme, except for the fact I have been planning on unveiling it for weeks, and well...  I'll just do it now.  So, let's get this over with.  It is sort of a mega meeting of memes colliding.  It stars Giorgio Tsoukalos, Neil deGrasse Tyson,  Homer Simpson, and aliens...

new "i'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens" meme

Thank God.  We are finally almost done.  In conclusion, I will just tell you support your local zoo, and to stay classy, Chicago.

Charles Z and a reluctant Taylor Swift   #Justice4Charles

Zayn Malik of One Direction Picks a Fight with Bullying, Tommy Wiseau Saves the World, Hitler Gives Another Evil Speech (also toilets and sloths)

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY:  HERE IS A PICTURE OF CAPTAIN AMERICA PUNCHING HITLER IN THE FACE (via quest-one.com)

Hi, kids.  Welpers, it is not July 4th.  But I didn't post anything on JimmyFungus.com on July 4th, so I have to wish you a Happy 4th of July today.  Unless, you are reading this from Soviet Russia, or another such country, and then July 4th means nothing to you.  Of course, I am just being silly.  I know full well the Soviets are no longer in power, but as Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves would say...  that is neither here nor there.

new Zayn Malik of One Direction "I KNOW THAT FEEL, BRO" anti-bullying meme

What is both here and there, is this new effort that One Direction is taking to try to stamp out bullying.  They are making public service announcements about it, and doing all sorts of crazy stuff that has all the bullies out there quite nervous.

Perhaps more importantly, One Direction is standing up for the victims of bullying as well...

Charlie Brown's "FAILURES"  (the Better Book Titles meme - from the internets)

So who better to give you an in depth report on all of us than our very own resident comedian of JimmyFungus.com, Chucky C. Chuckles?  Anywho, just watch the video, and you will understand what I mean...

Johnny Cash "Sh*t was so cash" meme (from the internets)

And while your spirits are hopefully still uplifted from hearing about the anti-bullying activism of One Direction, it is a good time to talk about one of the most inspiring figures of our time... the wonderful Tommy Wiseau.

"If a lot of people loved each other... the world would be a better place to live." ~ words of wisdom from Tommy Wiseau (one of the most inspiring figures of our current age.)

And besides, it is still the 10th anniversary of the release of Tommy Wiseau's classic film "The Room" (sort of)...   So to honor that, I made another Tommy Wiseau video at my youtube channel.  The title of this video is "Loaf is Blonde" and it pays homage to the classic scene in "The Room" where Tommy coins the immortal phrase... "Loaf is blonde."  Just watch below, and see what I am talking about here:

"I don't make the rules!  I just think them up, and write them down." ~ Eric Cartman.

And I began this post with Hitler, so that is a perfect segue into my next subject, which is Hitler, and the video I made concerning this very evil guy at my youtube channel.  The title of this video is "Hitler's Most Evil Speech" or something like that.  Just watch below...

Giorgio Tsoukalos

Above you are seeing a picture of Ancient Aliens Expert Giorgio Tsoukalos...  which is a perfect segue into the next exciting thing I am going to tell you about it, which is my other latest video at the youtube.  A couple of weeks ago, I posted a vid called "DON'T FLUSH THOSE TOILETS!"  Welp, this new vid is a sequel to that video and it is called "DON'T FLUSH THOSE TOILETS!!  (extended version!!)."  So why don't you do yourself a favor and watch it below...






You are probably wondering what else I have been up to besides, all this stuff I already told you about.  Well, just humor me and pretend that you are, because I want to tell you this.

People seem to like sloths a lot, and they also like Darth Vader quite a bit as well....

So, I made this new meme with Darth Vader and the sloth astronaut...or he is also called "space sloth" or "slothtronaut."  It is below, so just take a look at it.  It will only take you a second or two of your time to do that.

Darth Vader vs.  Astronaut Sloth/ Slothstronaut meme

Alright... well, I wanted to talk about more...  but this is truthfully all I have for you today.  So let us end this exciting journey right here, and carry on with our lives.

newly invented Homer Simpson GTFO! meme

Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

FUNGUSPIECE THEATER celebrates the 10th Anniversary of Tommy Wiseau's "The Room" (also...Chloe Moretz, Spiderman, a pony, Giorgio Tsoukalos, gorillas getting their jimmies rustled, drama llamas, polar bear fails, Deepak Chopra, Richard Dawkins, and the follow-your-dreams pooch)

newly invented Spiderman, my little pony, Chloe Moretz as "Hit-Girl" gif/meme/whatchamacallit/thingy

Hello again, true believers.  It's time for another thrilling episode of Funguspiece Theater.  And luckily, I'm just in the nick of time to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Tommy Wiseau's independent film "The Room"  (which if you haven't heard, has become kind of a cult classic).

NOT Tommy Wiseau (Giorgio Tsoukalos Ancient Aliens hairspray gif... created by an unknown genius)

"The Room" Tommy Wiseau "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" meme (10th anniversary edition)

gorilla scare/jimmies rustled gif

Yeah, well...  that is sure as hell not the only thing that has been going on this week on the intertubes...  and I surely want to hear what Gorilla Bananas of http://thejapingape.blogspot.com thinks about THIS.

It seems that some skewl childrens on some sort of a field trip, were taunting some poor gorilla at the Dallas zoo.

The beast got his jimmies a bit rustled and  threw a scare into these miserable rug rats.  So, I made this gif about the incident (kind of), and made a spoof video regarding it as well, which is entitled "Gorilla gets his jimmies rustled by a$$hole kids at zoo." 



But I suppose, most of you would probably like to see some footage of the actual happening, so feast your eyes on it below, if you like.  (But don't use up all your energies watching that, because we are just getting started here....)

another "that really rustled my jimmies" gorilla meme (from the internets)

drama llama meme (from the internets)

Anywho, gorillas aren't the only animals with feelings.  Llamas also come with their fair share of drama attached.  Which leads to the next exciting video at my very own youtube channel, and the title of this video is "When Llamas Attack!", and can be watched beneath this paragraph...

(UPDTAE: I deleted this video when I was in a bad mood.)

polar bear fail "looks like someone didn't read the sign"

My next video  (I'm sure many of you will think of it...  as kind of a fail) was inspired by another video entitled "Kim Beom screams at yellow paint", which was not a failure, but instead very exciting.  (Anyway, the Kim Beom vid has since been yoinked off the internets, so sadly you may never see it now.)

Oh yeah.  Now I remember more about  how I came up with the idea for MY new screaming vid.....

Ya see, I was having a brief conversation on twitter with of all people... Deepak Chopra.  (Not on my main twitter account, but on twitter.com/fungusinstitute  which is usually run by my goat mascott, but not on this day.)

No I am not making this up...

As Yanni once said, "The greatest symphony every written began with a single note."  Or maybe Morgan Freeman was the one who said that.  But that is neither here, nor there...

Homer Simpson demotivational poster (via the internets)

And with that, our journey for today finally comes to a brilliant close.

Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

new meme:  the follow-your-dreams dog

Stay classy, Chicago!

Decision 2012: Wake Me Up When November Ends (Also, I give Mitt Romney advice on how to reboot his campaign)

Homer Simpson voting in the 2012 election for Barack Obama or Mitt Romney? (via The Simpsons)

Coming up on November whatever is the exciting American presidential election.

And America will attempt to make a decision which will hopefully move the country forward...

George Washington driving a Dodge in "Freedom" World Cup commercial (via lillianjessica.tumblr)

Most of the "experts" in the media have President Obama comfortably leading the challenger Mitt Romney, with his reelection chances looking quite good. Yes, the president is being portrayed as one major badass, and a pretty smooth dude...at least for now.

"Sorry it took so long to get you a copy of my birth certificate..."  President Obama too busy killing Osama bin Laden for FOX news.

You see... all hell broke loose, when a supposedly secretly taped video of Romney characterizing "47%" of the American public, in a way that was...not so nice.  His comments are being interpreted by many, including some on his side of the political spectrum, as an indication that he is out of touch...that he views almost half the American people in the same way Mr. Burns on FOX's  "The Simpsons" would view them (as boneheaded slackers looking for a handout).

"THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY" meme ~ Ron Burgundy/Will Ferrell

Whether the Romney in the video tape, was the real Mitt Romney, or whether he was just telling some wealthy donors what they wanted to hear, is hard to say.  But after the fallout from this vid, Mitt Romney is discovering that "shit happens" even to famous rich guys...

Randy Marsha of "South Park"..."SHIT HAPPENS." (newly invented meme)

So how can Mitt Romney change the course of his campaign at this late stage?

Randy Marsh of "South Park" CHANGE poster (created by an unknown genius)

So, what advice can I, James Earl Fungus I, offer to Republican nominee Mitt Romney (because I know he is wondering what I think)?

If I could go back in a time machine, I would tell him to never say anything in private he would not want to be heard saying in public...

the "STOP SAYING WORDS" llama

But it is too late for that, then isn't it?

So, the questions is...what can be done right NOW? 

Well, I think the only hope is for Mitt to somehow miraculously transform his image from an elitist, snobby rich guy, to a laid back, quasi-compassionate, man of the people.  Show us he can hob-knob with average Joe Bagadonuts American.  Show us he has a sense of humor.

"I HAD FUN ONCE AND IT WAS AWFUL." ~ Mitt Romney version

Mitt needs to let loose and have some fun.  Maybe even do something crazy, like let the family dog ride in the front seat of the car, instead of on the roof.

Other than that, I don't know what Mitt Romney can do.  He has pretty much screwed himself by opening his big mouth at the fundraiser with those hoighty-toighty rich donors.

Oh well.  Now for something, a little bit different...

Also, coming out in November is "Lincoln" directed by Steven Spielberg, and starring Daniel Day-Lewis as Abraham Lincoln.  I am really looking forward to this movie, so I figured today, instead of ending with the Song of the Day, we will end with the movie trailer of the day.  So without further ado, here it is...




Once again, true believers, God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

FUCK THE POLICE (memes)!: The Best "F#@% the Police" Memes from all around the Internets (WARNING!!: MANY F BOMBS MAY BE DROPPED!... THIS POST IS THEORETICALLY NSFW!!)

 Welpers,  when I first set out to present to you a blog post detailing an orderly account of the web's very best "F#@% the Police" memes, I expected to find a much more expansive plethora of genuine "f the police", or some say "f tha police", or some even say "f da police" memes than I did. 

First, to explain what I mean by this, we need a little background on what this saying is, and where it comes from.  The rap group N.W.A. usually gets the credit for coining the saying "F--- tha Police", whether they deserve it or not.  To save time, let's just assume they are the ones that get all the credit, and move along to the next thing we need to talk about.  What exactly does "F--- the police!" mean?  Urbandictionary.com defines it as: "Eschewing the authority of an individual or entity who are perceived to have excessive power or wield their influence against those of a lesser station or class."

At the very least, a "F#@% the Police!" meme should express the spirit of rebellion against the perceived oppression of authority figures.  When I say there were not as many really good versions of these memes as I expected to find, it is mainly because people across the internets started to go hog wild with this concept, slapping the words "F#@% THE POLICE!" on virtually any kind of silly looking picture they could get their hands on, with no regard for whether it was in keeping with the true spirit of the meme or not...

And so it was, that I set out, to put together for you, the finest collection of "F#@% the Police!" memes on the interwebs.  These are the best.  So just forget the rest...

the "Fuck the Police" babies ~ soooooo cute

"Fuck da Police." little girl ~ (this one's really obligatory)

"Fuck tha Police." cat

"Fuck the Police" dog

 "Fuck da Police" ostrich

"Fuck the Police" blue haired girl riding a snail

So why does this one make a good "Fuck the Police" meme??  Because it's a blue haired girl riding a snail.  Enough said.

"Fuck the Police" Spiderman version

"Fuck the Police" Kermit the Frog version

"Fuck the Police" Mr. Bean version

"Fuck the Police" Rebecca Black version

Yes, it's very illegal for a group of 14 year olds to be "cruising down the highway", even if it is Friday...and even if one of them is Rebecca Black.

"Fuck the Police!" My Little Pony version

 "Fuck the Police" Dax Flame version

"Fuck the Police" Chloe Moretz version

NEWly made  Fuck The Police meme   2020

Cartoon Network Fuck the Police MEME

Fuck the Police gif (cat driving car)

FUCK THE POLICE Homer Simpson gif

Fuck Da Police flipping garbage can gif

fuck the police gif   (anime version)