What a perfect topic for the first ever episode of Chucky C. Chuckles's new show "LOSING!" (Charlie Sheen and Jared Fogle also stop by to make FAKE appearances.) Check it out:
Once again, God bless you and thank you for your support!
Hello again, true believers. Welcome to a very special mid-week edition of JimmyFungus.com. Probably by now you realize that this entry is about North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un (and his binoculars). Evidently, when Kim Jong Un (or Kim Jong-un....whatever) is not busy oppressing his people, he is busy using the best pair of binoculars he could find at the local Walmart to "look at things." Anyway, you would think there would be some really amazing gifs on this subject across the vast expanse of the internets, but there really aren't. So, what did I do? I made a batch of my own.
Annnnd here are the gifs...
Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at PSY singing "Gentleman" gif
Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at Taylor Swift gif
Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez gif
Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at Charlie Sheen gif
Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at Hayley Williams and Spongebob Squarepants gif
Kim Jong Un looking at 50 Cent and "Surprised" Patrick Star
Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at a crying baby and dancing gorillas gif
Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at the Death Star explode gif
Well, that will do it for this super special important mid-week surprise post. Once again God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Kim Kardashian and "Jimmies" Jesus in "Let the Jimmies Rustle Through You" (meme newly invented by me)
Hello again, true believers. There is so much going on... I think I will just explain most of it in my latest podcast instead of chuntering on here. (Yes, I think that would be best.) So, anywho...the podcast is about all the negative comments I have been getting at youtube,...which is also a perfect segue into talking about my latest video on the youtube channel http://youtube.com/jimmyfungus. So, if you be so kind, give the podcast a listen...
"THE RAGE OF 100 WHITE HOT SUNS OF HATEFUL FURY" (artist unknown)
As I say in the podcast, Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves has been filled with quite a bit of anger regarding all the negative and insulting comments he receives at youtube...
"BEAR WITH IT" meme (via the internets)
But I advised Lord Throckmorton to just "bear with it", and not let his jimmies get rustled. Rather "let the jimmies rustle through you", because with the love and support of the brave knights of the Fungus Army on our side, how can we be defeated?? It is not even possible.
Ok. Moving right along...
Justin Bieber playing the president of the "MILEY CYRUS FAN CLUB" on SNL. (Justin and Miley have taken turns spoofing each other on Saturday Night Live.)
As I mention in the podcast, Lord Throckmorton has a new video out on my youtube channel...which is the first ever episode of "The Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves Current Events Rodeo Roundup", and the main topic is Justin Bieber's SNL appearance over the weekend.
As hopefully you have noticed as you watched the video, subtopics discussed were Bill Nye's appearance on CNN concerning that asteroid that will almost hit our dear planet...
Bill Nye, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Mister Rogers, Carl Sagan, and that artist guy (I don't know his name) in the exciting "SOME MEN JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD LEARN" meme (created by an unknown genius)
And Charlie Sheen's plea to an allegedly murderous fugitive to turn himself into authorities...
NOT Charlie Sheen (Cookie Monster hooked on cookie dough gif via "Family Guy" and smosh.com)
(BTW, there are links with more info about all these exciting news stories, in the description portion of Lord Throckmorton's video.)
And finally, I wanted to share this awesome little vid with you. It's where I got the clip from I used to open the podcast. From the youtube channel upperBizzle it's General Archie from the upcoming "War Movie." Enjoy this, true believers. Enjoy this!
Once again, God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
"Double Take" is comprised of Lauren Willey and Drew Garrett. When this tandem first strutted their stuff onto the world stage, most of us did not know what to make of them. Why would they make such a ridiculously bad video? Were they insane? Were they "gooped up on gop"?
Well, it seems we now have the answer. Lauren and Drew are not crazy OR on drugs...they are comediennes! Not only that, they have made a new video called "Like a Princess" (treat me like a princess, and call me by my name...put me on a pedestal, and soak up all my fame) which you can easily watch by staring at the youtube player below this paragraph:
...and if that were not exciting enough, the two have decided to run for president of the United States together...to be co-presidents...a dual presidency, if you will. SEE: Lauren and Drew 2012.
Double Take is comprised of Lauren Willey and Drew Garrett (the Hall and Oates of our generation)
If Funguzz Vizzion endorsed presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr. is not elected (see Abraham Fungus Jr.'s Greatest Speeches) then I for one hope these lovely girls are the ones who ascend to the oval office. For not only do I think it would be great for the country, but this presidential election business is a great segue into our next segment...our first ever episode of "Who is it??"
Mitt Romney's 2012 Running Mate: Who is it????
Now that we know that without a shade of the shadow(<---redundant) of doubtfullness (that's not a word, is it?), Mitt Romney will be the candidate for president of the United States of America on the Republican side of the aisle....it is time to start considering some probable possibilities for his vice presidential running mate. So, I will just go through a lengthy laundry list of possible candidates, and hope by some miracle of heaven to stumble upon the human he actually chooses. (Oh yeah. You are supposed to play the Talking Heads song, so you have a delightful soundtrack to listen to while you are considering the options.)
Alright... without further ado...here is the list of possible candidates to be Mitt Romney's vice presidential running mate in 2012:
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris classroom gif
Chuck Norris is quite possibly the most popular Republican in the country. He is tough, strong on national defense, and an all around badass. What he lacks in knowledge he can make up for in intimidation (as in intimidating reporters into not asking him tough questions).
Benny Hinn
Benny Hinn suit jacket exorcism gif
It may be shamelessly throwing a bone to the Christian right, if Mitt Romney chose Benny Hinn to be his running mate... but on the up side, Benny has the best suits around.
Atheist Cat
Atheist Cat: he finds prayer futile
But on the other side of the coin, Romney may want to shed the image of the Republican party as being too hyper religious, and go in the exact opposite direction, by choosing Atheist Cat. Though I don't know if this approach would work.
Boxxy
Boxxy aka Catie Wayne and Vladimir Putin pic (found on the internets)
Then there is Boxxy. She is no doubt lovable, and could soften up the gruff image of the GOP as a bunch of wealthy, money-grubbing meanies. But the bad part is she would have less time for making youtube videos.
The "Brilliant" Guy
The "Brilliant" Guy smoking a cigar
Then there is the "Brilliant" Guy. He may be a bit too much of a "YES man." But sometimes that's what you want in a Vice President.
President Romney: I think I am going to cut taxes for the wealthy.
Vice President The Brilliant Guy: BRILLIANT!
HERO CABBIE
"I kicked burning terrorist so hard in the balls that I tore a tendon in my foot."- DAILY RECORD
HERO CABBIE has his up side, and his down side as a vice presidential choice. The down side is he's not an American citizen. The up side is his record on terrorism is friggin' awesome!
Bad Luck Brian
what BAD LUCK BRIAN looks like today
I know what you are thinking..."Don't pick Bad Luck Brian! He will just bring the country bad luck!" Well, after living a privileged life perhaps a President Romney could benefit from the advice of an average American citizen... someone who has had their fair share of bad luck. Also, Brian is very photogenic.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson gif (found on the internets)
There is so many positives with choosing astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson as a running mate. He is smart. He is a person of color. And the media would totally eat up all these wacky hand gestures he makes if he used them at a debate.
Brendon Chaney
Brendon Chaney: the boy who admits he threw a pinecone
Brendon Chaney. Constitutionally he may be too young to hold these offices... But on the up side, the vetting process would be quite simple (as the only thing Brendon has ever been proven to have done wrong as of yet, is throw a pinecone).
Will Ferrell
Will Ferrell portrait
Will Ferrell. He may not be a Republican technically, but at least in this pic he seems to have the look down.
Kim Jong il
Kim Jong il from "Team America"
Kim Jong il. The upside is he has many, many years of experience at running a country. The down side is he is very unpopular. Also, he is dead.
Mister Rogers
Mr. Rogers: "Don't make me shove this shoe up you ass" meme (found on the internets)
Mr. Rogers. Upside...he like Ronald Reagan can be tough, but yet cuddly and likable at the same time. Downside...he passed away some time ago.
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos
aliens expert Giorgio Tsoukalos
Giorgio Tsoukalos. Who better to keep aliens out of the United States (a key issue with the Republican base)? The down side... his hair is completely insane.
Charlie Sheen Brown
(pic created by some unknown genius)
Picking Charlie Sheen as V.P. running mate would add some pizzazz to what would otherwise be a dull ticket. But Sheen's negative polling is very high... which could be counter-acted by turning him into a cartoon character. Well whatever...still a more logical choice than Sarah Palin.
Jeff Goldblum and a monkey
Jeff Goldblum with a monkey
As the Double Take girls have proven, dual presidencies, and dual vice-presidencies are a definite possibility (as long as you have the right justices on the Supreme Court *wink wink*). Jeff Goldblum looks very dignified in this pic (some might even say "presidential"). And having a monkey be a candidate for co-vice president would keep some of the far left animal rights activists planning on throwing protests at the Republican convention, at bay for awhile. Plus everyone likes monkeys, and most people like Jeff Goldblum. It's a win win.
The Girl Who Wears a Cat for a Hat
a picture of the girl who wears a cat for a hat (found on the internets)
Now I have got to admit the girl who wears a cat for a hat would be an absolute last resort to turn to as far as a choice to be Mitt Romney's running mate. The upside is she's a woman, which may appeal to female voters. The down side is she wears a cat for a hat. But on the outside chance that none of the other candidates I mentioned are chosen... then the Republican party will have no choice. She will be the "final answer" as Regis Philbin once said. The Republicans will have to nominate the girl who wears a cat for a hat.
My goodness. We certainly have accomplished a lot in today's entry. I do believe this is the perfect place to stop the show for today.
Once again, God bless you... and remember to support your local zoo.
