Evalion the Neo-Nazi youtuber has been banned, and it wasn't by meme magic... it was through the efforts of 2 of the "big youtubers"... LeafyIsHere and Onision. Well, anyhoo, just watch the videos below and it will help clear things up...
Absolutely Disgusting (found on the internets)
A lot of people felt Evalion's videos were absolutely disgusting while others defended her freedom of speech. Well, anyway let's see what Donald Trump thinks by watching this video from my very own youtube channel.
who knows this may be my last chance to post this Trump vs. Sanders meme (created by an unknown genius)
Once again God bless you, and thank you for your support.
Hello again, true believers. Since I last spoke with you I have posted 2 videos at youtube about recent events....
The most recent of the recent videos has to do with the presidential election in the U.S.A. It seems that Donald Trump has shocked the world by securing the nomination which drove Glenn Beck insane....
or maybe I mean MORE insane.
Well, anyway, just watch this video...
Yeah, yeah, well anyhoo... I didn't have any time to make up some Prince gifs for ya...
But I do have an announcement to make. A new show on my youtube channel hosted by Bible prophecy expert Ezekiel Fungus. The name of that show is "Lake of Fire" and the the topic of the first episode was the death of superstar Prince.
Welp, if you have been anywhere near youtube you have heard of the controversy regarding the Fine Brothers...
the Fine Brothers tried to trademark "react"
The Fine Brothers fancy themselves the kings of reaction videos and actually tried to trademark "react"...
or at least trademark the format of their reaction videos. It gets complicated, so I'll just let Hitler explain it.
Ok, if you would like an explanation that is both a little more diplomatic and in depth here is boogie2988...
Anyhoo, the outrage at the Fine Brothers' s greed is so intense that they are fighting for their youtube lives as we speak...
created by an unknown Bernie Sanders supporter
Now as for MY youtube channel.... this and many other exciting topics are discussed on this week's exciting episode of WAKE UP AMERICA! with Wilford Fungus...
David Hasselhoff singing "True Survivor" (from KUNG FURY)
Well, BIG SURPRISE, I have been in the doldrums of late, and because of my melancholia I did not produce any videos last week.
Co-workers have been giving me a really hard time at my job...
Kendall Jenner "such a b*tch" gif
As you know I work as a slave for the most evil corporation on earth (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!)
Luckily the confluence of 2 mighty events 1.) the Kung Fury Official Movie being posted on youtube and 2.) Shia Labeouf's motivational speech going viral, got me back on track...
Shia Labeouf motivation: JUST DO IT!
So, I was able to face the world again (but for how long we do not know).
COME AT ME, BRO! meme
Ok, enough horsing around...
WHO AM I GOING TO HORSE AROUND WITH TODAY? (via the internets)
Here is the review of "Kung Fury" via my youtube channel (starring Chuck Fungus and Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves).
"Look at this Pepe meme" starring Nickelback
Hey, look! You can even watch Kung Fury the full motion picture here too!
Once again, thank you all for your support.
"teamwork is VERY important!" scene from KUNG FURY
"“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms...
No matter how bad things get in life, we know they could always get worse...
At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.” (via SpongeBob Squarepants)
For instance, you could be drafted to fight in The Skeleton War.
Spy Kids fight in the Skeleton War
Which is a perfect segue into Jake Brickhead's latest edition of "This Week in Memes", which you can watch below...
New addition to my youtube channel Ricardo the Ranting Rhinoceros wasn't drafted, but nonetheless, his jimmies suffered from some serious rustling this week.
gorilla CSR on the phone
Just watch this clip from Shane Dawson's vlog "A Message to Haters" and you'll see what got Ricardo's rhino trunks in a loop...
Owldolph Hitler
Well, anywho...here is a little rant on the subject via Ricardo...
And on yet another episode of RANT-O-VISION, Ricardo could not hide his disdain regarding the notorious Nash Grier and his brother Hayes (see NASH GRIER vs. HAYES GRIER)
Watch the drama unfold in the video below...
"I FARTED" dog meme
And now we shall end this week's journey through the intertubes.
Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo...
Oh my goodness! There is so much I have to cover in this post, I almost want to collapse from exhaustion just thinking about it...but I can't let that happen... I won't let that happen..., and I CAN'T let that happen. I opened with the "do you have a moment to talk about Jesus" meme, because I made a video about it. But, I don't really feel like talking about that anymore... I am just praying to Jesus that I somehow make it through today's lengthy blog post. You can pray too if you like. Or just look at the pictures. Whatever.
Hitler is down in the dumps after getting dumped by Taylor Swift
Welp, have you heard about this situation with this Charles Z fellow, who won the "Taylor Swift's Biggest Fan" contest... only to have the contest cancelled, and his prize taken from him (or something like that)? Anywho, it is one of the topics of the latest episode of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up" (this time hosted by the resident comedian of JimmyFungus.com Chucky C. Chuckles). (Also covered is that exciting viral vid "How German Sounds Compared to Other Languages"... yeah, all the detail is in the video description over at http://youtube.com/jimmyfungus, which is MY official youtube channel.)
I am just going to post the video and hope that maybe you watch it...
And that wasn't the only video of great importance I made this week. It seems that youtube superstars Jimmy Tatro and "Overly Attached Girlfriend" Laina Walker reunited to make a video entitled "Normally Attached Girlfriend."
Laina Walker and painting via her youtube channel Laina
I hope you didn't tire yourself out watching the "Normally Attached Girlfriend" video, because I really wanted you to watch Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves' review. Besides, he pretty much explains everything anyway...
Now for the bad news. It seems that the Fungus Army has let me down once again. And that is fine. You can live with yourselves crushing my hopes and dreams all the time, Fungus Army. But you didn't just let me down...
You let Tony Danza down...
"What Would Danza Do?" inspirational meme
Remember in my last post when I asked you all to use the #WWDD and #WhatWouldDanzaDo hashtags, and disseminate the motivational message of Tony Danza far and wide to all corners of the interwebs. Well, did anyone even bother to do it, but me??
I think you kids need a pep talk, so I tube chopped Tony Danza's inspirational speech from his wonderful movie "The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon" for you. So, just watch it, unless you're too lazy to even do that much. Good grief...
Okay. Don't feel too bad if you didn't watch the whole Tony Danza speech. Actually, I just kinda had it on in the background while I was cooking up some Dorito and Cheeto casserole myself. Maybe I will even watch the whole movie later. But what I HAVE done is make some new exciting memes, so you can just look at them. Yay!
Yes. This new meme called In the Way Guy is sweeping the internets as we speak. "In the Way" Guy is sort of becoming the Mckayla Maroney of our generation.
I am hoping just a tiny portion of "In the Way" Guy's internet fame will ooze down to me, so go and take a look at the memes I created.
"In the Way" Guy gets in the way of Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker having a light saber duel
"In the Way" Guy gets in the way of Jesus and the Apostles (see, it's funny because Jesus said He is "the way")
"In the Way" Guy and man being chased by hippo
"In the Way" guy is in Kim Kardashian's way
Justin Bieber spits on fans and "In the Way"guy
And, I wouldn't even bother to bring up this other new meme, except for the fact I have been planning on unveiling it for weeks, and well... I'll just do it now. So, let's get this over with. It is sort of a mega meeting of memes colliding. It stars Giorgio Tsoukalos, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Homer Simpson, and aliens...
new "i'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens" meme
Thank God. We are finally almost done. In conclusion, I will just tell you support your local zoo, and to stay classy, Chicago.
Charles Z and a reluctant Taylor Swift #Justice4Charles
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY: HERE IS A PICTURE OF CAPTAIN AMERICA PUNCHING HITLER IN THE FACE (via quest-one.com)
Hi, kids. Welpers, it is not July 4th. But I didn't post anything on JimmyFungus.com on July 4th, so I have to wish you a Happy 4th of July today. Unless, you are reading this from Soviet Russia, or another such country, and then July 4th means nothing to you. Of course, I am just being silly. I know full well the Soviets are no longer in power, but as Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves would say... that is neither here nor there.
new Zayn Malik of One Direction "I KNOW THAT FEEL, BRO" anti-bullying meme
What is both here and there, is this new effort that One Direction is taking to try to stamp out bullying. They are making public service announcements about it, and doing all sorts of crazy stuff that has all the bullies out there quite nervous.
Perhaps more importantly, One Direction is standing up for the victims of bullying as well...
Charlie Brown's "FAILURES" (the Better Book Titles meme - from the internets)
So who better to give you an in depth report on all of us than our very own resident comedian of JimmyFungus.com, Chucky C. Chuckles? Anywho, just watch the video, and you will understand what I mean...
Johnny Cash "Sh*t was so cash" meme (from the internets)
And while your spirits are hopefully still uplifted from hearing about the anti-bullying activism of One Direction, it is a good time to talk about one of the most inspiring figures of our time... the wonderful Tommy Wiseau.
"If a lot of people loved each other... the world would be a better place to live." ~ words of wisdom from Tommy Wiseau (one of the most inspiring figures of our current age.)
And besides, it is still the 10th anniversary of the release of Tommy Wiseau's classic film "The Room" (sort of)... So to honor that, I made another Tommy Wiseau video at my youtube channel. The title of this video is "Loaf is Blonde" and it pays homage to the classic scene in "The Room" where Tommy coins the immortal phrase... "Loaf is blonde." Just watch below, and see what I am talking about here:
"I don't make the rules! I just think them up, and write them down." ~ Eric Cartman.
And I began this post with Hitler, so that is a perfect segue into my next subject, which is Hitler, and the video I made concerning this very evil guy at my youtube channel. The title of this video is "Hitler's Most Evil Speech" or something like that. Just watch below...
Giorgio Tsoukalos
Above you are seeing a picture of Ancient Aliens Expert Giorgio Tsoukalos... which is a perfect segue into the next exciting thing I am going to tell you about it, which is my other latest video at the youtube. A couple of weeks ago, I posted a vid called "DON'T FLUSH THOSE TOILETS!" Welp, this new vid is a sequel to that video and it is called "DON'T FLUSH THOSE TOILETS!! (extended version!!)." So why don't you do yourself a favor and watch it below...
You are probably wondering what else I have been up to besides, all this stuff I already told you about. Well, just humor me and pretend that you are, because I want to tell you this.
People seem to like sloths a lot, and they also like Darth Vader quite a bit as well....
So, I made this new meme with Darth Vader and the sloth astronaut...or he is also called "space sloth" or "slothtronaut." It is below, so just take a look at it. It will only take you a second or two of your time to do that.
Darth Vader vs. Astronaut Sloth/ Slothstronaut meme
Alright... well, I wanted to talk about more... but this is truthfully all I have for you today. So let us end this exciting journey right here, and carry on with our lives.
newly invented Homer Simpson GTFO! meme
Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
President Barack Obama using his computer to catch up on current events
Forgive me, but before we dive head first into today's entry, I have to get all my regular readers up to date on some of the goings on here at jimmyfungus.com.
First of all, the video bar, or video reel whatchamacallit, was having some trouble loading up...so I had to delete it. Which is kind of a bummer, because I found it extremely useful (at least for MY purposes). But on the other hand, the layout looks much simpler now. I catch a lot of flack out there in the peanut gallery saying my site is too cluttered, and the layout is lame yada yada, what not, and all this, and that, and all of the other things. Those are the most common complaints I get, in fact. So, I think that everything is pretty straight forward now. But I suppose the complainers who like to fling their turds will continue to do so, about something. (Though those are not my regular readers, who are definitely the most awesome people who have ever lived.)
One more brief order of business directly about jimmyfungus.com... I made an advertisement for the site. Or maybe advertisement isn't the right word? How about "pro-jimmyfungus propaganda"? Anyway, I will post it below, and you may call it what you will...
jimmyfungus.com site advertisement
I suppose a lot of you naysayers are out there blubbering again, "No you can't say that! There is NOT a lot of information on this site about protecting your pets from Satanists!" Well, I say to you Mr. or Miss Naysayer, "Maybe there is, and it is just written in code so the Satanists can't read it. Did you ever think of that?"
"my jimmies are ready"
Yeah, yeah, whatever...ok...moving right along. I come across a lot of material that I think is quite amazing, but I balk at using it in my posts because I deem it too "controversial." I don't want to ruffle anyone's feathers...rustle anyone's jimmies...if you will. But today, is a super special different day, for just this once, I will be throwing caution to the wind, and writing about all these controversial subjects. But, I tell you it wasn't easy...and let me tell you all about what I had to go through...
Last week, or some time (I don't know when), I came across this ingenious "rustled my jimmies" (SEE: "That Really Rustled My Jimmies": THE COMPLETE COLLECTION) meme on the internets, but I didn't save it. The reason I didn't save it, was because it had to do with 9/11, and it would be too "controversial" to ever speak of on my tame, non-offensive website. (Oh, ya know, I feel so good right now, because I just took a shower..I should really do that more often....and brush my teeth, come to think of it.) But then one night when I was out purchasing potato chips, or soap (I can't remember which), I came up with the idea for the special "controversial" post..and I was like, "OH DAMMIT!! WHY DIDN'T I JUST SAVE THAT 9/11 MEME WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE!"
So, I did the only cromulent thing a sane rational human would do. I went back to the message board where I saw it, and begged for someone to post it again. I also prayed, and asked God for divine intervention, that by some miracle the person who posted it originally was out there, and would see my request. As usual, God mocked my trivial, mildly blasphemous prayer, and I only received ridicule from the other site users.
Hitler: "B----. get out." gif (via foreveralonecomics.tumblr)
The only 2 posts in response were both negative. The first responder, posted this "forever alone" cartoon face, which unfortunately I did not save. I think it was their way of saying that someone must have totally no life whatsoever to make such a pathetic request on an internet message board.
The second response I received to my query on the message board was even worse. This poster wrote, "You're not retarded. Why don't you just go make it yourself."
At first, I was greatly discouraged by all this, and started beating my chest bellowing, "WHY DO I EVEN TRY TO DO ANYTHING!!! SERIOUSLY!!! WHY DON'T I JUST GIVE UP!!!!" But...later that day, I started to think that the person who called me "retarded" was correct. I should just try to recreate the meme for myself. So...that's what I have done...
the very controversial, but very poignant 9/11 "rustled my jimmies" meme
But the 9/11 "jimmies" meme reminded me of another "rustled my jimmies" meme that I wouldn't post here on this site because...well... I didn't want to rustle anyone's jimmies. Normally, I shy away from posting provocative material here at jimmyfungus.com... But as I said before, today is the day we are throwing caution to the wind...
by myrealnamee at stopcyberbullying.org
The particular "rustled my jimmies" meme that I am talking about here can be interpreted in a number of different ways. I personally believe it is meant to be satirical social commentary, in support of anyone who has been victimized or exploited (albeit with a dark comedic twist).
the controversial "THIS IS WHAT I WAS WEARING WHEN THEY RUSTLED MY JIMMIES" meme
Now, on to some more sensitive subject matter, I would not normally touch with a ten foot spatula...
Muppets Who Murder
The next incendiary issue I want to deal with today is portraying muppets as violent murderers in the media...
the Cookie Monster tormenting Shelley Duvall in "The Shining"
Beaker of the Muppets portrayed as an axe murderer
So I ask you. Portraying Muppets as violent murderers... Is it right? Is it wrong?
And now for something completely different...
Carly Rae Jepsen "Call Me Maybe"
Carly Rae Jepsen in "Call Me Maybe"
There is no bigger hit in pop music right now than "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen, and it has inspired it's fair share of cover versions. Even ones by the aforementioned Cookie Monster, and the aforementioned Barack Obama!
the legendary Tay Zonday, still going strong
But I would be journalistically remiss, if I did not tell you about a version by the Barry White of our time...the Issac Hayes of our generation... a Mr. Tay Zonday.
Song of the Day
And last, but not least is today's "Song of the Day." Today's song is "The Magic Key" by One T. & Cool T.
Yugamera7 in "on Dr. Mario's Consultation"
But one of the reasons I'm bringing it to your attention is because it is also used as the soundtrack in a youtube video called "on Dr. Mario's Consultation" which has never gone viral...or gotten millions of views...but maybe it deserves to. Without further ado, here is "on Dr. Mario's Consultation" starring Yugamera7 (featuring "The Magic Key" by One T. & Cool T.).
Once again I thank you all... and please remember to support your local zoo.
