2020 COPPA: Comments Shut Off on SpongeBob Squarepants Videos

SpongeBob Squarepants reacts to COPPA

Did you guys notice that the comments have been turned off on all Spongebob Squarepants videos at Youtube because of COPPA?  Not only that, you are not allowed to add Spongebob Squarepants or Patrick Star videos to a playlist you have created either.  Imagine how not being able to comment on these videos will affect the future of memes and memeing.  Perhaps we have entered into a new and dark age of the internets?  SAD.

Keanu Reeves is in the NEW SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run!! #SaveGary #SpongeBobMovie

Keanu Reeves in new SpongeBob movie "Sponge on the Run" animated gif

I just made this beautiful animated gif to celebrate Keanu Reeves's appearance in the new SpongeBob movie Sponge on the Run from Paramount Pictures!  Truly, truly a masterpiece!!

#AnybodyButTrump2020 is Trending on Twitter!

#AnybodyButTrump2020 is trending on the twitter

Anybody means anybody, so here's a nice meme for this twitter hashtag starring SpongeBob SquarePants!         UPDATE 8:32 PM: Keep America Great is also trending! 

Patriotic Patrick Star

 

 

Marvel's Avengers: Age of Ultron Trailer (discussion), Justin Bieber Gets Boxing Lessons from Floyd Mayweather (a report), and One Direction's New Video "Steal My Girl" (another report)...lots of CRAZY TALK from Ricardo the Rhinoceros and Gossip Goat

Patrick Star CRAZY TALK gif

Hello kids.  Welcome to this week's run down of the world's most important and exciting events...

THE AVENGERS:  EARTH'S MIGHTIEST HEROES

  Marvel's "Avengers: Age of Ultron" trailer dropped this week and the whole planet Earth was very excited about it...

rock band KISS battles robots in "KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park" (which kind of has something to do with the Age of Ultron, but not a lot if you really think about it)

 Ricardo the Rhinoceros (who hosts the show "RANT-O-VISION" on my youtube channel) was kind of excited about Marvel's "Avengers: Age of Ultron" Teaser Trailer...but maybe not as much as you are.     

new WE'RE KNOWN AS THE MIGHTY AVENGERS Avengers gif (starring Thor & Iron Man)

    Welp, if that's not a good enough reason to watch his video on the subject, then I don't know what is.  Check it out...

Justin Bieber boxing with Floyd Mayweather (see: EXCLUSIVE Justin Bieber Boxing Lessons with Floyd Mayweather)

Other exciting events of the week included Justin Bieber's boxing lessons with undefeated champion Floyd Mayweather, and One Direction's new video "Steal My Girl"...

Zayn Malik in "Steal My Girl"

But don't take my word for it...just watch Gossip Goat in "THE REALLY SHORT GOSSIP REPORT"...

new "sexy walrus" walrus meme

  And that shall end this week's voyage through the internets.

Once again, thank you and please remember to support your local zoo...

Shia Labeouf clapping gif  (see "Shia Labeouf" Live)

Stay classy, Chicago!

Kim Jong Un Looking at Things with Binoculars (perhaps the best compilation of "Kim Jong Un looking at things with binoculars" gifs known to the free world...oh, and a video too)

Hello again, true believers.  Welcome to a very special mid-week edition of JimmyFungus.com.  Probably by now you realize that this entry is about North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un (and his binoculars).  Evidently, when Kim Jong Un (or Kim Jong-un....whatever) is not busy oppressing his people, he is busy using the best pair of binoculars he could find at the local Walmart to "look at things."  Anyway, you would think there would be some really amazing gifs on this subject across the vast expanse of the internets, but there really aren't.  So, what did I do?  I made a batch of my own.  






Annnnd here are the gifs...

Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at PSY singing "Gentleman" gif

Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at Taylor Swift gif

Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez gif

Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at Charlie Sheen gif

Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at Hayley Williams and Spongebob Squarepants gif

Kim Jong Un looking at 50 Cent and "Surprised" Patrick Star

Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at a crying baby and dancing gorillas gif

Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at the Death Star explode gif

Well, that will do it for this super special important mid-week surprise post.  Once again God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Demi Lovato Has a "Heart Attack" and Mister Epic Mann Impersonates a Rhinoceros (also Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber's monkey, Lindsay Lohan, "Surprised Patrick" Star, and PSY's follow-up to "Gangnam Style")

"Adventure Time" LIFE SUCKS gif

 Did you know my life sucks?  Alrighty then.  Now that we have that settled, let's get on with perhaps one of our most thrilling blog posts ever published here at JimmyFungus.com.

I have made a goodly number of new videos at my youtube channel, and I am not going to talk about all of them now (that would be insane).  Instead, I will talk about the ones that are either most timely, or are making the biggest impact on our very impressionable society, or both.

My first video I will discuss with you, tackles a major enchilada packed with the most relevant current events happenings.  Among the issues discussed...

"JUSTIN BIEBER:  Even monkeys hate him!" via kai-pachi on DeviantART (DISCLAIMER:  I am a Belieber, and technically do not endorse this sort of thing.)

That crazy situation with Justin Bieber's monkey.
 

"Surprised Patrick" Star with "Losheen" (Losheen is obviously a cute nickname for the combined powers of Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen)

All the crazy stuff Lindsay Lohan has been up to lately...       

Kim Jong Un with binoculars... watching PSY doin' it Gangnam Style (I am more than partly responsible for this)

  Korean superstar rapper PSY's follw-up to "Gangnam Style" (it's called "Gentleman").   PSSSSST... you can also check out this  PSY "Gentleman" (music review by Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves)






Alright. Enough of my mind-numbing chuntering. Here is the latest episode of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up", this time hosted by our resident comedian Chucky C. Chuckles:

And moving right along, Mister Epic Mann's hit video How Animals Eat Their Food is stampeding through the internets like a charging rhinoceros.

Please watch our very own Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves' critical analysis of this video below...



This excellent video by the Lord of Fungus has been pretty darn successful so far.  Sadly, that publicity has attracted a fair heaping of negativity.  Below, I am going to post one of what seem to be a growing  plethora of negative comments the video is receiving.  If any of you be so kind please attempt to translate it into human...

blaketedford97 wants Lord Throckmorton to kill herself

This may be very cowardly to say, but I am relieved most of this invective is aimed at Lord Fungusleaves and not me. It is encouraging to note, however, that a very courageous, and thoughtful young youtube user "Ale Olivas" stood firm against the bullying.  "I can't believe some heartless person would tell someone to go kill themself ? Like really grow up," she wrote.   God bless you, Ale.

But on the bright side of things, the unfortunate comment from blaketedford97 does provide an opportunity to switch gears, and talk about some deeper topics...a chance to explore the more burning issues...

"Are you aware of how many feels you were feeling back there?" I Know That Feel meme (found on the internets)

Sometimes it is only when we have the misfortune of staring into the white hot eyes of hatred, can we see the courageousness of compassion and love.

"i am all, yet i am void," space sloth (via lymphnodez.tumblr)

And as JimmyFungus.com's official spiritual adviser Zoroasterisk Fungfucius would say:  "It is only love that can fill the void that is within us.  For the void leads to fear.  Fear leads to anger.  Anger leads to emptiness.  Emptiness leads to more fear, and anger.  Anger leads to more fear, and emptiness,  vice versa and so on.   All of this is going to make you really angry."

"They don't think it be like it is, but it do," the legendary Oscar Gamble.

And in the words of the legendary Oscar Gamble, "They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

Once again, God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!
 

BAWW Part Dieux

"FEELERS GONNA FEEL"

I have been promising a Part 2 to my epic baww post (SEE:  BAWW: the best of baww, as in,...the most epic baww post ever:A BEAUTIFUL SADNESS ) for some time now...

So, I will just give you a brief mission statement here, and then we shall get on with it.

Once again (as in the first post), I can take no personal credit for any of these.  I am simply sharing them...   so that they may, perhaps, help you through a dark time in your life, in the same way they have helped me.

O.k.  Enough of my chuntering.  Let's go...

"Your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you...It just means that their part in your story is over."

"wondering if anything you've done has affected anyone"

"NO ONE WOULD EVER BE THIS HAPPY TO SEE ME"

"I thought you were just a cat but I realized you were my best friend."

hug

Adventure Time "hug"

"suckin' at something is the first step to being sorta good at something."

angel dream

baww bear

"just because someone hits you, it doesn't mean they don't love you"

Bert and Ernie:  "I still think of you."

"You have to be nice to you since I can't do it" bird

"wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere...?"

"Hey Teddy can I have your eye button?"

cactus hug

cat hug

"whenever I get too happy something bad always happens," Charlie Brown

Charlie Brown and Linus on "losing"

"Friend is someone to share the last cookie with." ~ Cookie Monster

"cuddle weather"

"A defense of Teddy Bears"

"puppy doesn't have a leg?"

"Before you jump, there's something you have to know"

"ducks can't be astronauts"

elephant's mindset

"get cape...wear cape...fly."

"your greatest horror"

"Hang in there." (blogger Dwei has informed me this is from "Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei")

"If you are happy I'm happy too."

hiding from the world

"I care about this a lot"

"jolly octopus" and "saddest turtle"

"Go away, Mom.  Leave me alone."

"lingering darkness"

the lonely land rover

"if you meet a loner"

"love is like a rubber band" (via michysoong.tumblr)

"I'll love you forever"

"There is no greater sorrow than to recall a time of happiness when in misery."

"Please wake up, Mr. Bubbles..."

life of a parakeet

Parallel Lines

"The reason the world is in chaos is because things are being loved and people are being used."

"the definition of hell"

"In search of their other halves." - Plato's Symposium

"pretend hand holding"

Spongebob Squarepants asks Patrick Star: "What do you usually do when I'm gone?"

Cyanide and Happiness Depressing Comic Week 3

take risks

"UNLESS someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to bet better." ~ The Lorax

"Up" a dying wish

"The greatest gift is these virtual reality goggles." (via buttersafe.com)

"the walls around your heart"

"I hope...I never have to live without you." ~ Winnie the Pooh

Eeyore "I didn't notice you were here." 

Eeyore "own worst enemy" OR "own best friend"

"WISH YOU WERE HERE."  by Gregor Czaykowski

"YOU ARE MY WHOLE WORLD." ~ Dr. Doom

"Animal Crossing" baww gif

FIN