Taylor Swift "You Need To Calm Down" GIF SET!!

Taylor Swift "I'm Just Like Damn..."

"It's 7 AM" (Taylor Swift kitty clock)

Taylor Swift in pink jacket and sunglasses in "You Need to Calm Down" music veedio

Taylor Swift chillin' in pool in "You Need to Calm Down" music veedio

Taylor Swift with blue hair in "You Need to Calm Down" music veedio

Taylor Swift dressed as french fries before she makes up with Katy Perry in "You Need to Calm Down"

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Taylor Swift's BAD BLOOD... The Taylor Swift vs. Katy Perry Feud Inspires an Amazing Music Video (FAKE FRIENDS GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!! #PancakesDontFixBulletHoles)

see:  Fake Friends (Tomodachi Life "Bye Fake Friends" parody)

You may remember when Michael G D'Agostino of A Life Examined requested that I make a video about the falling out between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry.  Welp, at the time who would have thunk that this Michael had his paw on the very pulse of the psychic imagination of the celebrity industrial complex, but he did, and the story of Taylor Swift vs. Katy Perry has become bigger than even I ever hypothesized that it could be.

Katy Perry & Taylor Swift in happier times (also pictured: Selena Gomez & Hayley Williams)

Now, don't ask me who is to blame for the rift between these 2 queens of pop...

Christopher Walken; "I don't know." ("Ed Glosser: Trivial Psychic" gif)

because I don't know.

Katy Perry as Pepe the Frog & Taylor Swift as Wojack

What I do know is that there was some sort of betrayal...

SOMETIMES THE PERSON YOU'D TAKE A BULLET FOR TURNS OUT TO BE THE ONE BEHIND THE TRIGGER starring goat

Jimmies got severely rustled...

jimmy rustler

And Taylor Swift made this video...




And I made this video (with the help of Wilford Fungus and Burpy Bear)...






And that shall end this week's journey through the internets.  Thank you all for your support and remember... pancakes don't fix bullet holes... or is it band-aids?... ehh, whatever... who cares.

Taylor Swift "band-aids don't fix bullet holes" Bad Blood poster (w/ pancakes)

#PancakesDontFixBulletHoles

#FAKEFRIENDSGETAWAYFROMME

Stay classy, Chicago!

Taylor Swift vs. Katy Perry OR Katy Perry vs.Taylor Swift... WHATEVER (ALSO Kanye West's Grammy Stage Rush PLUS Lots of Other Stuff... well, you'll just have to check it out and see for yourself)

Dragon Baby gif

As many of you know, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift are on the verge of knocking each other's blocks off.  Welp,  we shall talk about that in a bit, because this is going to be one epic blog post.  So, if you are not up to that, I suggest you go take a nap and come back and read it later...  yeah, because we are going to talk about a lot of stuff...

I'll begin en epic post by posting Burpy Bear's epic burp video, which you can watch on my very own youtube channel.  or here..




Alrighty then, hopefully that wasn't too traumatic for you all...

INTERNET ADDICTION meme (via the internets)

Now, we go from the ridiculous to the sublime.  Last week, Michael D'Agostino did a very nice thing and gave me a A Very Inspiring Blogger award.
And that made me feel so good I could practically kick the sunglasses off of someone else's face onto mine...

DEAL WITH IT gif (via the internets)

So, I decided to do something inspiring for once, and made this Nick Vujicic motivational meme thingy...

Nick Vujicic

For the record, my list of inspiring bloggers (in no particular order) are Michael D'Agostino, Mark Noyce , Gorilla Bananas, Jax, and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.


Which brings us forth to our next exciting topic.  Ironically, I was reading at Mark's blog today The Rambling Person, and he was talking about how some cowardly anonymous internet arseholes were giving him negative feedback on a freelance writing site...  ironic because that is also the topic of Wilford Fungus's latest video at my very own youtube channel ...




Let us now stumble forward into the current events portion of this post...

Taylor Swift vs. Katy Perry

It is well known that Taylor Swift and Katy Perry would like to beat the living hell out of each other.  As you have probably heard, Katy dissed Swift at the Super Bowl with the help of some dancing sharks.  Luckily, at the Grammys, Taylor put on her best chess face, and did not incite a fistfight with Perry and her slimey boyfriend (Taylor and everyone else's ex) John Mayer.

CHESS meme

However, if you thought it would be a 100% classy Grammy evening, you would be entirely wrong, as super important guy Kanye West rushed the stage and almost tried to yoink the Grammy for Best Album from Beck to give it to Beyonce...

Kanye West and Beck Grammy gif (ft. Prince)

cat wearing a hat meme

This and many other topics are discussed in this week's episode of LORD THROCKMORTON FUNGUSLEAVES' ULTIMATE DANCE PARTY starring Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves and Gossip Goat.  You can check it out below, or watch it on my very own youtube channel...




Wow, you are still reading?  Congratulations, you win a donut!  (Don't get all excited, it's just an expression.  I can't afford donuts for all of you.)

Once again, thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago.

Shane Dawson vs. Sony and Taylor Swift('s people??): Shane Dawson BANNED Over Taylor Swift "Blank Space" Parody - Wilford Fungus Responds #shanedawsonsony #freedomwillstand

racoon haters gif

Youtube superstar Shane Dawson's show-biz career had been rolling along quite nicely right up until some recent controversies.  The latest among these involve the take-down of his Taylor Swift "Blank Space" parody, and a brewing WAR between Shane and Taylor Swift's managers at Sony (or Taylor Swift's managers AND Sony, or Taylor Swift AND her managers AND Sony...whatever, who cares?)

ohhh, that Ernie! (via the internets)

WAR of course is never a pleasant thing, and Shane Dawson is pissed...SUPER DUPER PISSED... that Sony has taken down his Taylor Swift video.  Well, just watch Shane's vlog (scroll down a bit) on the subject (or watch some of it, whatever... I don't care.)

this pic via the internets

Shane has vowed to fight this to the very end...

new PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION meme

Anywho,  you can still watch Shane Dawson's "Blank Space" spoof on the internets (lucky you!)... just not on HIS channel.  I have posted it below for your convenience, but I warn you, if you are planning on watching it... it is repulsive and unspeakably horrifying.  Also, it would help if you speak Portuguese...




Okay, the first 80% of this blog post was really just a lead up to the most important thing regarding this whole sitation...  which is Wilford Fungus's opinion about it.  Check out the latest video from my very own youtube channel below:




Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo...

Stay classy, America!

Wilford Fungus SLAMS Lame Parodies of Taylor Swift's "Shake it Off"... and he also reviews every Taylor Swift "Shake it Off" parody (well not really, but pretty close)

Taylor Swift vs. Garfield the cat gif

Hey, kids.  I am back this week, and what do I have to give to you, but another exciting episode of WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA! starring everyone's favorite American... patriot Wilford Fungus.

HATERS GONNA HATE meme starring Dick the Birthday Boy

You may be asking,  "Well, what is the subject of this week's episode of WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA and why the hell should I care?"  Good question...

Welp, it seems that despite Taylor Swift's valiant efforts to fire back at her critics with epic hits like Shake It Off, her haters just keep on hating.  Anyway, why should I tell you this sad story when Wilford Fungus and his guest, celebrity news reporter Gossip Goat, can do it so much better.  Just watch the video below (if you don't mind).

TAYLOR SWIFT IS AWESOME meme

And that will end this week's journey through the tubes of the internet.  Taylor Swift, play us out!

Obi Wan uses the force to knock over Taylor Swift gif

Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Stay classy, Chicago!

"Ew!" Starring Taylor Swift & Jimmy Fallon, AND Jimmy Tatro's Parody of "50 Shades of Grey" (reviews by Wilford Fungus and commentary by Chucky C. Chuckles)

"NO TIME TO EXPLAIN... GET IN THE CAR!"  teletubbie meme

Okay you crazy kids, time for another exciting ride through the internets.  On this week's episode of WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA there are two main topics of discussion...

First of all, this exciting new skit "Ew!" (which we have access to in form of a youtube video) starring late night sensation Jimmy Fallon, and America's sweetheart Taylor Swift.   Check out a clip below...




Secondly, we will be discussing a parody of "50 Shades of Grey" on Jimmy Tatro's youtube channel LifeAccordingToJimmy.  Now, I realize most of you have busy lives and may have heard of "50 Shades of Grey", but do not know a great deal about it.  Rather than ask you to sit through the trailer for that film (that would just be cruel), I instead have posted a mashup of Disney's "Frozen" and the trailer to "50 Shades of Grey" (via Tranceart Violeta), and we shall achieve the same result without as much of the unnecessary suffering.  Here ya go...

exciting new YA WANNA RERUN THAT BY ME AGAIN meme

And now here is a clip from the Jimmy Tatro parody "50 Shades of Blacked"...

MY JIMMIES ARE READY meme

And now, without further ado, this week's episode of WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA...

I'M A DOG WITH SPAGHETTI ON MY HEAD...  YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

Now, let us end on a more somber note, as we remember the great Robin Williams.  This week's SONG OF THE DAY is from the musical "Popeye" starring Robin Williams.




Rest in peace, you magnificent bastard!

Justin Bieber Retiring and Another Miserable Christmas Comes and Goes

HELLO  YES   THIS IS DOG gif (via the internets)

Hello.  Yes, this is Jimmy Fungus...  and I have returned with yet another exciting blog post to titilate your senses and tantalize your brains.    Today as you are reading this, I have barely made it through another pitiful Christmas holiday season (which is not entirely over yet, I do admit this).

newly invented "SON I AM NOT DISAPPOINT...I AM DEVASTATE" meme

Ya know, actually, I am quite thankful for everything I have, so I am being a bit facetious as I speak to you in this rather melancholic mood today.  But that being as Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves would say "neither here, nor there", let's put an end to my mindless chuntering and get on with this post...



Okay, so as you have probably have heard, Justin Bieber announced his retirement Christmas Eve on twitter,  an announcement which seems to be coinciding with the release of his "Believe" movie.

Reaction to this craziness is mixed, as Justin's many haters rejoice, and his many fans (needless to say) are in a more sullen mood about the whole thing.


In fact "sullen" is a massive understatement.  Many of Justin's beliebers are in fact...  DEVASTATED.

newly invented DON'T LET THEM SEE YOU CRY, OLD BOY Justin Bieber is retiring meme (ft. shibe doge)

unhappy doge

However, there is one thing I can state with unequivocal positivity, is that no one out there in the peanut gallery is wondering what I,  investigative reporter Jimmy Fungus, think about this burning social issue.  Whatevers!  Alright...so....here are.... my thoughts...

Giorgio Tsoukalos

Wow.  I have kind of been disturbed by the extraordinary level of hatred which has been heaped upon this Justin Bieber by the horrible anti-Rebecca Black media as of late.


It seems like this mass media machine bulids some of these stars up, simply for the fun of tearing them down...


And very few of your favorite pop stars are immune to this phenomenon...

newly invented Taylor Swift/ Bob's Burgers/ "You Belong With Me" gif

I even read an anti-Taylor Swift essay on tumblr the other day that was so replete with hatred and vitriol it could have been penned by Lucifer himself.  So, yeah....  maybe Justin thinks if he leaves show biz, and perhaps moves to a moose farm in Montana, it will dump some liquid ice on these fiery, hot flames of hate that have been pointed at him so friggin' heartlessly.  Quite frankly, there are plenty of evil people in the world much more deserving of this kind of disdain than Taylor Swift and the Biebs...  for example, there's Hitler, Charles Manson, Kim Jong Un, Chuck Woolery (just kidding, Chuck)... the list goes on and on...

confession bear actually kind of likes Justin Bieber (via the internets)

Uhhh...what else  did I want to say?  Oh yeah.  Of course there are other explanations for this unlikely turn of events.  This could be a big fat publicity stunt to help promote Bieber's new move "Believe."  Usually, when superstars say they are "retiring" what they really mean is they want some time off.  Such as when Michael Jordan retired, and then came back to win more championships.  Elton John announced his retirement in the late 70s...a retirement which only lasted about 6 months.  Similarly, Cat Stevens announced he was leaving the music business at the height of super stardom, and didn't return for decades (then under the name "Yusuf Islam").

Muhammad Ali announced his retirement in an interview with Howard Cosell, but that was far from being the last we heard from him...

float like a butterfly...  sting like the Biebs... the amazing reflexes of Muhammad Ali

So friends, what I am saying is... it's difficult for the average human in the streets to know what is going on here behind the scenes.  No one probably really knows other than Justin himself (and perhaps his manager Scooter Braun).  It could be a massive hoax to garner publicity.  Bieber may truly need a break from all the madness to "get his head together."

Or perhaps Justin Bieber is a space alien who has been summoned by his galactic overlords to return to his home planet...

newly invented ancient aliens expert Giorgio Tsoukalos meme

Just kidding, with that last snarky remark.  I wasn't taking a shot at Justin.  It was just an excuse to work Giorgio Tsoukalos  into this post again...


So, in conclusion...it doesn't really matter what I think about any of this, does it? It is matter for Justin, his family, friends... his manager Scooter Braun... whoever Justin sold his soul to, to become famous...  the evil corporations that make 900 gorillion dollars a minute off the Biebs...etc...and so forth... It is a matter that all of these different factions and entities will have to sit down and discuss amongst themselves, in order to do what is both proper and fair...  what is best for Justin...  and for his future.



Hopefully, when decisions are made, these different parties will take into account the thoughts and feeling of the beliebers.  Yeah, but...  I dono...


Once again, Thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo...

Stay classy, Chicago!

I don't know where to begin...topics discussed include: JESUS, TAYLOR SWIFT, CHARLES Z, HITLER, LAINA WALKER (Overly Attached Girlfriend), JIMMY TATRO, "IN THE WAY" GUY (internet meme), GIORGIO TSOUKALOS, NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON, HANK HILL, HOMER SIMPSON, South Korean rapper PSY, and TONY DANZA (not nescessarily in that order)

"GOOD AFTERNOON.. DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE OR TWO TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST" meme (via the internets)

Oh my goodness!  There is so much I have to cover in this post, I almost want to collapse from exhaustion just thinking about it...but I can't let that happen...  I won't let that happen..., and I CAN'T let that happen.  I opened with the "do you have a moment to talk about Jesus" meme, because I made a video about it.  But, I don't really feel like talking about that anymore...  I am just praying to Jesus that I somehow make it through today's lengthy blog post.  You can pray too if you like.  Or just look at the pictures.  Whatever.

Hitler is down in the dumps after getting dumped by Taylor Swift

Welp, have you heard about this situation with this Charles Z fellow, who won the "Taylor Swift's Biggest Fan" contest...  only to have the contest cancelled, and his prize taken from him (or something like that)?  Anywho, it is one of the topics of the latest episode of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up" (this time hosted by the resident comedian of JimmyFungus.com Chucky C. Chuckles).    (Also covered is that exciting viral vid "How German Sounds Compared to Other Languages"...  yeah, all the detail is in the video description over at http://youtube.com/jimmyfungus, which is MY official youtube channel.) 

I am just going to post the video and hope that maybe you watch it...




 And that wasn't the only video of great importance I made this week.  It seems that youtube superstars Jimmy Tatro and "Overly Attached Girlfriend" Laina Walker reunited to make a video entitled "Normally Attached Girlfriend." 

Laina Walker and painting via her youtube channel Laina

I hope you didn't tire yourself out watching the "Normally Attached Girlfriend" video, because I really wanted you to watch Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves' review.  Besides, he pretty much explains everything anyway...








Now for the bad news.  It seems that the Fungus Army has let me down once again.  And that is fine.  You can live with yourselves crushing my hopes and dreams all the time, Fungus Army.  But you didn't just let me down...

You let Tony Danza down...

"What Would Danza Do?" inspirational meme

Remember in my last post when I asked you all to use the #WWDD and #WhatWouldDanzaDo hashtags, and disseminate the motivational message of Tony Danza far and wide to all corners of the interwebs.  Well, did anyone even bother to do it, but me??


I think you kids need a pep talk, so I tube chopped Tony Danza's inspirational speech from his wonderful movie "The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon" for you. So, just watch it, unless you're too lazy to even do that much.  Good grief...






Okay.  Don't feel too bad if you didn't watch the whole Tony Danza speech.  Actually, I just kinda had it on in the background while I was cooking up some Dorito and Cheeto casserole myself.  Maybe I will even watch the whole movie later.  But what I HAVE done is make some new exciting memes, so you can just look at them.  Yay!


Yes.  This new meme called In the Way Guy is sweeping the internets as we speak.  "In the Way" Guy  is sort of becoming the Mckayla Maroney of our generation.  

I am hoping just a tiny portion of "In the Way" Guy's internet fame will ooze down to me, so go and take a look at the memes I created.

"In the Way" Guy gets in the way of Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker having a light saber duel

"In the Way" Guy gets in the way of Jesus and the Apostles (see, it's funny because Jesus said He is "the way")

"In the Way" Guy and man being chased by hippo

"In the Way" guy is in Kim Kardashian's way

Justin Bieber spits on fans and "In the Way"guy

And, I wouldn't even bother to bring up this other new meme, except for the fact I have been planning on unveiling it for weeks, and well...  I'll just do it now.  So, let's get this over with.  It is sort of a mega meeting of memes colliding.  It stars Giorgio Tsoukalos, Neil deGrasse Tyson,  Homer Simpson, and aliens...

new "i'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens" meme

Thank God.  We are finally almost done.  In conclusion, I will just tell you support your local zoo, and to stay classy, Chicago.

Charles Z and a reluctant Taylor Swift   #Justice4Charles