Hey, kids. I am back this week, and what do I have to give to you, but another exciting episode of WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA! starring everyone's favorite American... patriot Wilford Fungus.
HATERS GONNA HATE meme starring Dick the Birthday Boy
You may be asking, "Well, what is the subject of this week's episode of WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA and why the hell should I care?" Good question...
Welp, it seems that despite Taylor Swift's valiant efforts to fire back at her critics with epic hits like Shake It Off, her haters just keep on hating. Anyway, why should I tell you this sad story when Wilford Fungus and his guest, celebrity news reporter Gossip Goat, can do it so much better. Just watch the video below (if you don't mind).
TAYLOR SWIFT IS AWESOME meme
And that will end this week's journey through the tubes of the internet. Taylor Swift, play us out!
Obi Wan uses the force to knock over Taylor Swift gif
Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
LORD THROCKMORTON FUNGUSLEAVES ULTIMATE DANCE PARTY AND EXCITING CHANNEL REVIEWS gif
Welcome back, true believers. It seems that in the latest episode of LORD THROCKMORTON FUNGUSLEAVES ULTIMATE DANCE PARTY AND EXCITING CHANNEL REVIEWS, neither Lord Throckmorton, nor his partner in crime the remarkable Wilford Fungus, could hide their disdain when reviewing Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea - "Problem" PARODY by Bart Baker which is supposed to be a parody of Ariana Grande - Problem ft. Iggy Azalea.
UNBEARABLE bear meme
This clip should give you an idea of what our whimsical duo was dealing with...
sad penguin meme
No folks, I guess they don't do comedy like they used to...
Woody Allen boxing with a kangaroo gif... REAL comedy
Alright, kids. You know what this massive build-up has been leading to. I want you to watch the latest video from my youtube channel...
I MUST GO MY PEOPLE NEED ME cat meme
Hold up! We still have one more thing to accomplish... It is this week's SONG OF THE DAY, which is a tune called "I'm Sexy and I Know It" by Miranda Sings!...
Yes, it looks like this is what passes for entertainment these days.
Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
"Sooo... how was school" meme (created by an unknown genius)
Perhaps you have forgotten about me, as I have not posted in many moons. I am investigative reporter Jimmy Fungus (my slogan is: "I investigate. YOU get informed!"). And in today's post, I thought, instead of talking about Justin Bieber, or Miley Cyrus, or Taylor Swift, or President Obama... I would just explain why I have been away for so long...
You see... as always... there are many factors involved in such a thing. My prolonged absence was brought about, partly by a combination of an inexplicable and debilitating bout of melancholia...
brand new BEAR meme I put together (with thanks to the brilliant photographers who snapped these amazing bear pictures and shared them on the internets)
(By the way, did I tell you that bear memes are the next big thing?) But anywho, I have not just been slacking like a sad sack of sludge. I have also been working on things behind the scenes... things that will make JimmyFungus.com better than it was before... BETTER, STRONGER, FASTER...
six million dollar man, bionic Family Guy meme "WE CAN REBUILD HIM. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY."
I am not going to go into any great deal about these top secret projects I have been engaged in to make JimmyFungus.com (as well as youtube.com/jimmyfungus) a more powerful force on the internets...
I will just say that when these projects are completed, it will turn JimmyFungus.com into something ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL!... or ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING! Depending who's side you are on, I suppose...
absolutely disgusting OR absolutely beautiful? gif
And in conclusion, that will end my brief, but exciting return to the internets...
wookie cat meme (via the internets)
Once again, thank you and please remember to support your local zoo...
Welcome back, true believers. Are you ready for JimmyFungus.com's second badass post in a row? I don't think that you are. But anywho, we have an absolute ton of material to cover in this entry, so hang onto your potatoes. This is going to be exciting...
"SAVE YOURSELVES" kitten says, "GO ON WITHOUT ME." in this cat/kitten meme I found on the internets
I don't really know where to begin, so I tell you what we are going to do....
...I will post this week's edition of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up" (hosted by the distinguished Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves III),...
...and then I will share with you, some of my own delightful thoughts on all the exciting topics the Lord of Fungus covered in his informative report.
So, how does that sound???
evil cockroach "Good. Good." gif
If evil cockroach is satisfied then so am I. So without further ado, here is the latest edition of Current Events Rodeo Round-Up. (Topics covered include... Selena Gomez and her role in the potential blockbuster movie "Getaway", Miley Cyrus and her potential smash hit and latest single "We Can't Stop", as well as the new video and duet by Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran "Everything Has Changed.")
Catie Wayne MIND = BLOWN gif (via catiewayne.com)
Selena Gomez pulling a gun on Ethan Hawke in "Getaway" gif
O.K. Let's try to dig into all of this. These crazy Disney kids seem intent on dirtying up their previously quasi-"squeaky clean" images. IMHO Selena Gomez is doing it in a better way, with some dramatic roles in major motion pictures that deal with some mature content.
Ya gots to love Miley though. Unlike Justin Bieber, who is deeply concerned with what the Beliebers think of him, she seems to be throwing caution to the wind. Every time the Biebs is caught "screwing up" his reaction seems to be, "Uh ohz. I made the Beliebers mad. I better try to smooth this over a bit." (That is NOT a direct quote by the way.) Miley on the other hand seems to take the polar opposite approach.
the "f*ck you! I won't do what you tell me" cat meme (found on the internets)
Welpers, dear ones, I am beginning to be a bit concerned about what effect this cynical attitude is having on our society. Case in point this "sloth meme" phenomenon that is sweeping the internets like a great ball of fire...
"chillin' like a villain" sloth meme/gif thingy
What exactly could be cuter or more adorable than a sloth? The endearing sloth... nothing but purity and sincerity as far as the eye can see.
Then someone had to make that "rape sloth" meme...
When memes collide... (I was inspired to meld together the "rape sloth" meme and the "goat with guns" meme while viewing twitter.com/HashMyTag's media grid)
I don't know. I never really found the "rape sloth" internet meme very cute OR funny. At least our gentle friends the goats have hitherto been able to preserve some measure of their dignity.
the "WHERE'S DEREK??' goat meme (created by an unknown genius)
I think. Anywho, my regular commenters are probably saying at this point, "OH GOD, SHUT UP! OH MY GOD, WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP!!??" Welp, I didn't post last week, so I have a lot to cover. If it is getting on your nerves, just look at the pictures or something.
Actually, I am just covering one more topic (or so), and it is only because I went through the trouble of making this David Letterman "Migraine Boy" gif...
David Letterman "Boy With a Migraine" gif
So you may be asking, "Why the hell did you make that for??" Because using my skills as an investigative reporter, I was able to unearth the footage from an old made for TV movie from the 1980s starring David Letterman. SEE: Boy with a Migraine (Actually, it wasn't REALLY a movie. I guess you could just read the video description if you want to know more.)
mini Taylor Swift and mini Ed Sheeran in "Everything Has Changed" gif
Alright then. Why don't we end it here, and play ourselves out with a song. Here's the new video for the duet between Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran "Everything Has Changed"...
Once again, thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
"THE COUNCIL HAS SPOKEN" cat meme (found on the internets)
Well, I have had a rough week really. I have not been feeling very well, and I have been suffering from a series of disappointments lately. Firstly, TEAM FUNGUS failed me once again. I gave them one thing to do...get my "Top 10 Most Influential People of 2012" video up to 1000 views before New Year's Day...
...and they could not even accomplish that. Plus, I think Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves gave me the Bubonic Plague or something after he returned from Siberia on his quest to hunt down the Abominable Grinch. So, if someone reading this would at least bother to attempt to watch the video this time, perhaps even just 5 seconds of it, I will not have to fire Abraham Fungus Jr. (who is in charge of this whole mess of an operation).
Also, to make bad news more somber, the evil troll "Jervaise Brooks Hamster" (or whatever the hell this dummy calls himself) returned to harass me again. I hate to inform him, but no one reads the comments section on this site anyway (I mean besides me!).
Forrest Gump "I AM NOT A SMART MAN" meme (dedicated to the troll)
I must at least give the troll credit for putting more comments on my site in 2 days than any of my real life personal "friends" managed to put on in the last 5 years. Unfortunately, all his comments were mean-spirited and abusive, so now I have to enable "comment approval." Sorry about that, guys. You can all thank that a$$hole troll.
Seriously, who trolls someone at blogger? I've never even heard of anything so lame. It would be like someone getting obsessed with Charlie Rose and putting nasty comments all over the PBS chat forum. So troll, here's an idea since you are such an brilliant intellectual. Go harass George F. Will. He deserves you.
Anywho, back to the real purpose of this post. The Top 10 Most Influential People of 2012. Again, I know this is late, but, ehh, whatever... Ya know.
Come to think of it, I don't have much to say about my video after all. So, why don't we just play ourselves out with a song.
Once again thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
the lovely Taylor Swift gets boinked in the head with a basketball
Well, hello again, you crazy kids. This entry is pretty much dedicated to Taylor Swift in all her magnificence. But before, we get to that, let me tell you what's been going on at my youtube channel...
My roving entertainment reporter, and the official poet laureate of JimmyFungus.com, the very honorable and highly esteemed Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves III, has been producing quite a few videos of late for my official channel http://youtube.com/jimmyfungus. And what he has been working on, are some channel reviews of some of the biggest names at youtube. In Throckmorton's most recent review, the Lord of Fungus takes on one of the very biggest stars of youtube, Shane Dawson.
not Shane Dawson
Welpers, ...I guess what I will have to do is first post the particular Shane Dawson video that Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves will be reviewing and responding to, so you at least have a clue what the hell he is talking about.
And then, I will obviously post Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves's exciting review of Shane Dawson's video, which hopefully you will watch (and I highly recommend that you do).
not Taylor Swift
Shane's video coincidentally is entitled "IS TAYLOR SWIFT HIGH!?" The vid doesn't really have much to do with Taylor Swift OR getting high, but Shane Dawson calls it "IS TAYLOR SWIFT HIGH!?" because... well, I'll let Lord Throckmorton explain all that in his response.
O.k., I will post the Shane Dawson vid,, but to be 100% Oprah honest, I really don't care if you guys watch it too intently, because I need you to save your energies for Lord Throckmorton's response video. Nevertheless, here it is..so just skim through it all half-assed or whatever...
(UPDATE 12/18/2014: NEVERMIND... YOU DON'T REALLY NEED TO WATCH EITHER OF THESE VIDEOS... BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO WATCH A VIDEO, WATCH WILFORD FUNGUS'S REVIEW OF TAYLOR SWIFT "SHAKE IT OFF" PARODIES WHICH I POSTED A LITTLE FURTHER DOWN. GOD BLESS YOU, AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!)
"YOU HAVE CAT TO BE KITTEN ME RIGHT MEOW" cat meme
Not to give too much away, but Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves isn't too impressed with the Shane Dawson "IS TAYLOR SWIFT HIGH!?" video. I don't know. Maybe Lord Throckmorton is just grumpy from all the shrapnel still left over in his posterior from his service during World War I, but he seemed pretty cranky, at least towards the end of his critique. Oh well. Please check it out anyway, and give us some feedback:
REVIEW OF ALL TAYLOR SWIFT "SHAKE IT OFF" PARODIES W/ AMERICAN HERO WILFORD FUNGUS
ALSO SEE...
And now...
The Very Best Taylor Swift Memes on All of the Internets
O.k., without further ado, let's get on with "The Very Best Taylor Swift Memes on All of the Internets." I didn't make any of these particular ones (or I made one of them actually). I just felt they were the best of the best Taylor Swift memes out there, so I am sharing them with you all.
Are you ready for them?
I don't think that you are...
"I CAN'T HOLD ALL OF THIS SUCCESS" Taylor Swift meme
"MAYBE I'M THE PROBLEM" Taylor Swift meme
"I CAN'T WAIT TO WRITE OUR BREAKUP SONG" Taylor Swift and Harry Styles meme
Taylor Swift vs. Harry Styles meme
Harry Styles get hit in the balls by Taylor Swift gif
Taylor Swift Jeopardy question
"DUDE, YOU'RE SO DEEP I CAN'T SEE YOU ANYMORE" Taylor Swift meme
Taylor Swift meme (Overly Attached Girlfriend version)
Taylor Swift meme (Bad Luck Brian version)
Taylor Swift meme (philosoraptor version)
Success Kid is excited Taylor Swift is making a new album
Taylor Swift in "FLYSWAT RIOT"
Taylor Swift: I CAN'T BEAR IT meme
"Scumbag" Taylor Swift meme
Taylor Swift grossed out by Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez kiss gif
"WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY" meme (Taylor Swift version)
Taylor Swift & Grumpy Cat meme
Taylor Swift "we gonna get WHITE GIRL WASTED right about MEOW" meme
Taylor Swift "Last Supper" breakup painting (via mtv.com "Nick and Sara Live")
Taylor Swift - Bad Blood "pancakes don't fix bullet holes" meme
Well, friends, that's all the exciting Taylor Swift memes I have for you right now.
Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
