ANSWERING RICK ASTLEY'S CALL! (I Make "She Makes Me" Gifs for Rick Astley)

So Rick Astley asked for some gifs for this video on twitter...

The 4K remaster of the video for 'She Makes Me' is out today! Let us know your favourite moments in the video. There's a few GIFs to be found too if this video is new to you... - Team Rick https://t.co/hyP6y215aO#shemakesme #4KFridays pic.twitter.com/kyrNTIJ3FN

— Rick Astley (@rickastley) May 26, 2023

sooooo. I came to the rescue with not 1 but 2 AMAZING gifs for his video "She Makes Me."     

  So how do you all like 'em, you crazy kids??

Taylor Swift "You Need To Calm Down" GIF SET!!

Taylor Swift "I'm Just Like Damn..."

"It's 7 AM" (Taylor Swift kitty clock)

Taylor Swift in pink jacket and sunglasses in "You Need to Calm Down" music veedio

Taylor Swift chillin' in pool in "You Need to Calm Down" music veedio

Taylor Swift with blue hair in "You Need to Calm Down" music veedio

Taylor Swift dressed as french fries before she makes up with Katy Perry in "You Need to Calm Down"

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Chicago Says Goodbye to Comedian Dan Ronan (also discussed...2 of my other favorite comedians: Ryan Willis and Donald Trump)

newspaper cat gets a thumbs up from Godzilla gif

When I was reading the morning newspaper the other day, an unlikely headline grabbed my attention.  A young comedian from the area had passed away.  (SEE:  Dan Ronan, Chicago comedian, dies at 24) 

Sadly, I had not heard of Dan until his tragic passing.  Being the investigative reporter I am, I wanted to know more about him, so I immediately started researching...  and this guy was brillliant!   WHY hadn't I heard of him??

"If you don't know who this is... And know who this is.  Congratulations!  You're what's wrong with the world." (new Doge version)

His comedic skills far surpassed those of many famous comedians.  A young man loaded with talent, thankfully some of his performances are preserved on the vastness of the internets.



Here is a brief snippit just to give you an idea from a skit known as "You Can't Watch Wayne's World"...

brand new BERT IS IMPRESSED meme

We will get back to talking about Dan shortly,  but first I want to back flop into discussing a new comic talent on the scene...

Philip Seymour Hoffman  (also gone too soon)  as "Mattress Man" gif

I discovered a funny guy named Ryan Willis thanks to @em1lysouthworth's twitter account.  Anywho, without further ado let's get a taste of Ryan in action on Vine...

WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE meme starring William Shatner/Captain Kirk

And now shall we close with a new segment called:



The Donald Trump Quote of the Week

Donald Trump Quote of the Week:  "TOO MANY PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT WINNING TODAY...  I CALL THEM LOSERS."

Yeah.  We won't be ending this post with the Donald Trump Quote of the Week.  That would be stupid.  Besides, I promised you more Dan Ronan.


So here ya go.  Dan Ronan doing a character named "Tim Negoda" in a skit called "Skunky Funkybuns"...

R.I.P. Dan Ronan     Goodnight, sweet prince

So that will end our journey today.  Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.


Stay classy, Chicago!

Ellen DeGeneres' Mystery Girl Takes the Internet by Storm (ALSO David Letterman Retiring)

cat accidentally summons Satan gif

Welcome back, true believers.  You have no idea what I went through to do the proper research for today's post.  Despite the vastness of the many tubes of the internets, I still had the most collosal of an enormity of a super difficult time trying to track down the right information.  In one dark moment of despair, I even considered attempting to contact the Dark Lords and asking them for a helpful lead...

the Dark Lords

All this turmoil began when I kept seeing this girl everywhere all over the internet... you've probably seen her too.  She's like the new Overly Attached Girlfriend, or something.  But more to the point... WHO IS SHE??

WHO IS THIS??

Here's what my painstaking investigation turned up.  The girl is featured in a tweet on Ellen DeGeneres' twitter account... SEE:  "my face when I see someone tweeting but hasn't replied to my texts."  Ellen's tweet was then retweeted by actress Emma Roberts and from there, the young lass's fame began spreading across the internets like a great cannonball of fire.

(This is just a little aside, but Ellen DeGeneres is one of the most powerful, if not THE most powerful person on the internets.  Remember that Oscar selfie she posted on twitter that instantaneously went viral?  Thankfully, she uses her influence mostly for good, and doesn't go around making smartass tweets, and talking sh*t about people, as many others sadly do.)

HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT meme ft. Jesus

But I know what you are all thinking to yourselves now.  You are saying, "That still doesn't tell us WHO SHE IS!"  Okay, hold onto your potatoes, I have a real bombshell for you... 

This girl is none other than Justin Bieber's new girlfriend!

Justin Bieber and his new mystery girl

That was writer's embellishment.  She's not really Justin Bieber's new girlfriend, and journalistically speaking I would never allow such misinformation to be reported here on this website...

Because this is JimmyFungus.com where we report only the hard news, and not just a bunch of bullcrap like the rest of the news media shovels in your face, day in and day out.

at JimmyFungus.com we only give you the hard news, the REAL news...  not a bunch of bullcrap like the rest of the news media

Alrighty then, I probably at this point could call it a day...  I have given you a thrilling, exciting news story about a mysterious mystery girl from the internets.  But that's what the amateur news reporter would do.  Here at JimmyFungus.com we press on...

So don't run away yet, I have one more explosive revelation for you...

dinosaur attack gif

It seems that David Letterman the host of the Late Show, or the Late Late Show, or whatever it's called, is retiring.  SEE:  David Letterman Announces his Retirement

I personally will remember him more for the work he did as an actor. (He had roles in the movie "Cabin Boy" as well as in the NBC after school special "Boy With a Migraine.")

that was more writer's embellishment, "Boy With a Migraine" was a skit on Late Night with David Letterman

Ok...wow.. whoa .. woo wee.  At this point I am pretty winded and getting a migraine myself.  So, let's wind it up and take a hike.

Spongebob Squarepants - dog - babby meme (via the internets)

Once again, God bless you all and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

I Return (an explanation of my absence), ALSO A One Week Sabbatical From Discussing Justin Bieber, AND Bear Memes Are The Next Big Thing , PLUS: Absolutely Disgusting OR Absolutely Beautiful?

brand new Justin Bieber Stop!~Stop! gif

Welcome back, true believers.  How have you been??

"Sooo... how was school" meme  (created by an unknown genius)

Perhaps you have forgotten about me, as I  have not posted in many moons.  I am investigative reporter Jimmy Fungus (my slogan is:   "I investigate.  YOU get informed!").    And in today's post,  I thought, instead of talking about Justin Bieber, or Miley Cyrus, or Taylor Swift, or President Obama...  I would just explain why I have been away for so long...

You see...  as always...  there are many factors involved in such a thing.  My prolonged absence was brought about, partly by a combination of an inexplicable and debilitating bout of melancholia...

brand new BEAR meme I put together (with thanks to the brilliant photographers who snapped these amazing bear pictures and shared them on the internets)

(By the way, did I tell you that bear memes are the next big thing?)  But anywho,  I have not just been slacking like a sad sack of sludge.  I have also been working on things behind the scenes...  things that will make JimmyFungus.com  better than it was before...   BETTER,   STRONGER,   FASTER...

six million dollar man, bionic Family Guy meme "WE CAN REBUILD HIM.  WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY."

I am not going to go into any great deal about these top secret projects I have been engaged in to make JimmyFungus.com (as well as youtube.com/jimmyfungus) a more powerful force on the internets...


I will just say that when these projects are completed,  it will turn JimmyFungus.com into something ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL!...   or ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!   Depending who's side you are on, I suppose...

absolutely disgusting OR absolutely beautiful?  gif

And in conclusion, that will end my brief, but exciting return to the internets...

wookie cat meme (via the internets)

Once again, thank you and please remember to support your local zoo...

YOU DISGUST ME baby meme (via the internets)

Stay classy, Chicago!

The Best of Grumpy Cat: The Best Grumpy Cat Memes and Gifs You Will Ever Come Across on Your Travels Through the Grumpiness of the Intertubes

the famous Grumpy Cat in all his glory (via the internets)

Let's ring in the New Year with one of the greatest heroes of the internets...

newly invented Forrest Gump/Grumpy Cat HAPPY NEW YEAR meme

...the legendary Grumpy Cat.

I will post the best Grumpy Cat memes and gifs I have found on my travels through the tubes of the interwebs, and you will enjoy them.  I had a hand in making a couple of these or so, but for the most part I must give credit to the great unsung geniuses of the web, who make these memes, and then pass them along simply for the satisfaction of knowing they have entertained us (or whatever their motivations are...who the hell knows?)

Alright, kids...   let's get to it...

beautiful Grumpy Cat wallpaper (created by some unknown genius)

Grumpy Cat at Disneyland with Grumpy Dwarf (via youtube.com/disneyparks)

Grumpy Kitten "whoever woke me up is going to die" (via the web)

Grumpy Cat vs. Smiles Are Contagious Cat (via the internets)

rare footage of Grumpy Cat smiling (via the internets)

Grumpy Cat smiles when petted gif (via the web)

Grumpy Cat "YOU'RE AN IDIOT"  (via the intertubes)

a grumpy cat slams the bathroom door to get some privacy (via niknak79.tumblr)

Grumpy Cat "I'm With Stupid" (via the internets)

Grumpy Cat: GOOD GOOD  LET THE GRUMPY FLOW THROUGH YOU (via the internets)

Darth Vader finds the purrfect kitty...  Grumpy Cat (created by an unknown genius)

Darth "Grumpy Cat" Vader (via the internets)

"twinkle twinkle little star" - Grumpy Cat Version

Grumpy Cat and the Kool-Aid Kid (via the internets)

this parallel Grumpy Cat universe version of the great Wilford Brimley stars in this newly invented GrumpyCat w/ DIABEETUS 

Grumpy Cat on romance (via the internets)

Grumpy Cat/Titanic meme "PUSH HER"  (via the internets)

Grumpy Cat likes bacon apparently (via the internets)

your secrets are safe with Grumpy Cat (via the intertubes)

And with that we end our journey through the grumpy side of the internets.  Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!