Shepard Steel Reveals that Drake's "Hotline Bling" & One Direction's "Perfect" Videos are Illuminati Mind Control Propaganda (MUST READ!)

introducing Shepard Steel host of "Illuminati Under Investigation"

Shepard Steel has waited long enough to expose the truth about where the fame of many of your leading celebrities emanates from. 

filth

And my country (the U.S.A.) has been in a downward spiral of decadence and corruption too long... I have to use what little voice I have to try to do something about it.

Drake "Hotline Bling" video

Ok, recently Drake released his "Hotline Bling" music video, which the corrupt corporate music oligarchs are trying to shove down our throats by putting subliminal advertisements as far as the eye can blink... And also One Direction released their video for "Perfect", which is so dull I couldn't even find one clip in it worth making a gif out of.  If you really want to see it, you'll have to use Google, but I'll at least post the Drake video for you here...

your hero Shia LaBeouf in front of a green Pepe the Frog screen  (see: SHIA LABEOUF IS PEPE THE FROG)

Enough of my mind numbing chuntering, here's the first ever episode of ILLUMINATI UNDER INVESTIGATION starring Shepard Steel...

Dr. Zaius and Harry Styles:  Separated at birth????

Now go forth and set the world to rights.

ZAYN PAIN!!!: Zayn Malik Quits One Direction (or was he fired??)....also, Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves Creates a Tutorial on How to Transform Your Life

I wonder what he said to that duck? 

Welp, One Direction fans got a rude smack on the beak this week as they were informed Zayn Malik was leaving their favorite band...

I CAN BEARLY BELIEVE IT bear meme

While most everyone was by surprised by the news...

Sad Pepe gets carted off on a stretcher after news of Zayn Malik's departure from One Direction (via the internets)

It is not an exaggeration to say that many Directioners were nearly in a state of shock regarding this matter...

Well, anywhoo...  here is Gossip Goat's report in this week's episode of "GOSSIP GOAT STRIKES BACK! "





I can not tell you how grateful I am to have the insights of an entertainment reporter of Gossip Goat's caliber.  Without him I would be totally lost...

"I don't know what the shell is going on anymore" (created by an unknown genius)

Furthermore,  when it comes to matters of LIFE and LOVE, I am not one so bold to say,  "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???  I AM!!!!"

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?  I AM! gif

Which is why I defer to the wiser,  more experienced, better looking Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves when it comes to these issues in his new tutorial on how to transform your life, overcome sadness, AND win the girl of your dreams.  Who the hell could ask for more than that?  You would have to be a fool not to watch the video below.

Richard Burnish hair flip gif

And with that we end this week's journey.  Until next time...

Thank you, and goodnight.

Marvel's Avengers: Age of Ultron Trailer (discussion), Justin Bieber Gets Boxing Lessons from Floyd Mayweather (a report), and One Direction's New Video "Steal My Girl" (another report)...lots of CRAZY TALK from Ricardo the Rhinoceros and Gossip Goat

Patrick Star CRAZY TALK gif

Hello kids.  Welcome to this week's run down of the world's most important and exciting events...

THE AVENGERS:  EARTH'S MIGHTIEST HEROES

  Marvel's "Avengers: Age of Ultron" trailer dropped this week and the whole planet Earth was very excited about it...

rock band KISS battles robots in "KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park" (which kind of has something to do with the Age of Ultron, but not a lot if you really think about it)

 Ricardo the Rhinoceros (who hosts the show "RANT-O-VISION" on my youtube channel) was kind of excited about Marvel's "Avengers: Age of Ultron" Teaser Trailer...but maybe not as much as you are.     

new WE'RE KNOWN AS THE MIGHTY AVENGERS Avengers gif (starring Thor & Iron Man)

    Welp, if that's not a good enough reason to watch his video on the subject, then I don't know what is.  Check it out...

Justin Bieber boxing with Floyd Mayweather (see: EXCLUSIVE Justin Bieber Boxing Lessons with Floyd Mayweather)

Other exciting events of the week included Justin Bieber's boxing lessons with undefeated champion Floyd Mayweather, and One Direction's new video "Steal My Girl"...

Zayn Malik in "Steal My Girl"

But don't take my word for it...just watch Gossip Goat in "THE REALLY SHORT GOSSIP REPORT"...

new "sexy walrus" walrus meme

  And that shall end this week's voyage through the internets.

Once again, thank you and please remember to support your local zoo...

Shia Labeouf clapping gif  (see "Shia Labeouf" Live)

Stay classy, Chicago!

OFF TO THE RACES with 3 New Vids: NOT an Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf Tells the Story of His Arrest to Jimmy Kimmel (BUT FIRST Neil Breen Goes for his Dreams with "Fateful Findings"... while Simon Cowell Crushes Yours with One Direction)

GOOBY gif

Well, yes...as I said so plainly in the title, this week it's off to the races with three exciting new videos from my youtube channel...

Neil Breen of "Fateful Findings" wants NO MORE BOOKS! gif

First up to bat, in this amazing parade of unparalleled entertainment is Gossip Goat's review of "Fateful Findings" directed by Neil Breen.  Well what are you waiting for??  Just watch the video below this quasi-paragraph...  (UPDATE 12/16/2014: I actually updated Gossip Goat's review with a more extensive video on Mr. Neil Breen hosted by the distinguished Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves, so I posted that here instead now.)

newly invented Victory Goat goat meme

hungry dinosaur chasing poor guy on Japanese game show gif

And let's keep on going before we lose our breath.  The second in this holy trinity of mind blowing youtube videos addresses Simon Cowell's recent comment, "No one will be the next One Direction."  Those were the most discouraging words I've heard since Demi Lovato told us dreams aren't for everybody (mind you, I'm paraphrasing).  Anywho, Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves wasn't going to take that lying down (though he may take it sitting down).  Whatever.  If you want to see what the Lord of Fungus had to say, watch the accompanying video below...

little person races a camel and WINS gif

Don't give up now, we are almost to the finish line.  The subject of our third video is Shia LaBeouf,... a man famous for only two things really:  1.)  The Rob Cantor song "Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf" was written about him  AND  2.)  Gorilla Bananas wrote a blog about him called  Bag Head.

However, these last few days the "horrible, HORRIBLE mass media" (as Michael Jackson used to refer to it) had decided LaBeouf is the greatest story teller since God wrote the Bible.   Shia's interview with Jimmy Kimmel went viral, and the talking heads couldn't help but heap mountains of praise on Mr. LaBeouf for his titanic globs of charm and wittiness.  However, my correspondent Wilford Fungus was having none of it, and said as much on his sexciting youtube program (also on MY youtube channel) WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA.  Watch the episode below if you are so inclined...

"and a chill wind blows" newly invented dog/pug meme (make of it what you will)

Obviously, we are going to end today's post with our SONG OF THE DAY, which is "Actual Cannibal Shia LeBeouf."  Enjoy.




Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo...

Stay classy, Chicago!

Francis HATES Google+ & Shane Dawson's One Direction "Story Of My Life" Parody (REACTIONS from Wilford Fungus, Throckmorton Fungusleaves, Chucky C. Chuckles, and now ME Jimmy Fungus, as well)

"You get nothing!"  Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory/TheShining gif  (created by an unknown genius)

Sadly, and with much regret,  I have not posted anything for the last couple of weeks or so.  And because of that,...you, my dear friends... got nothing.


The rumors regarding my absence were largely unfounded, and prone to wild exaggerations...

HEY BRO   HEARD YOU HAD A LADY OVER LAST NIGHT cat meme (via timewastingclub.com)

I, however, can assure you, the explanation is neither exotic...nor glamorous.  I was simply accursed with a case of melancholia, and was not feeling the least bit creative.

Leave Me Alone cat meme

But as Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves would say, "That is neither here nor there."  However, what is here and there, is the fact that I have made an exciting new video.

youtube personality "Francis" from the channel youtube.com/boogie2988, star of videos such as Francis Hates Google+

The first part of the video has to do with this whole crazy youtube/Google+ integration business...

ME RUNNING AWAY FROM UR LIES meme

It seems like a good many youtubers feel betrayed by all the changes that Google has brought to their favorite website.  And nearly everyone is throwing in their 2 cents about this situation...

Emma Blackery in My Thoughts on Google+

Then the second half of my new video is basically a review of Shane Dawson's recent effort One Direction "Story of my Life" PARODY on his channel ShaneDawsonTV.

Shane Dawson home alone

And so,  without further ado...

Shane Dawson in his One Direction spoof  "Story of My Life"

Well, ok... here...  we're ready now.  Without further further ado,  here is my latest video.  A roundtable (figuratively speaking),  open forum discussion featuring Wilford Fungus, Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves, and Chucky C. Chuckles...

Angry Bert of Sesame Street (just because)

And with that we end today's exciting trek through the blogosphere.

Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Zayn Malik of One Direction Picks a Fight with Bullying, Tommy Wiseau Saves the World, Hitler Gives Another Evil Speech (also toilets and sloths)

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY:  HERE IS A PICTURE OF CAPTAIN AMERICA PUNCHING HITLER IN THE FACE (via quest-one.com)

Hi, kids.  Welpers, it is not July 4th.  But I didn't post anything on JimmyFungus.com on July 4th, so I have to wish you a Happy 4th of July today.  Unless, you are reading this from Soviet Russia, or another such country, and then July 4th means nothing to you.  Of course, I am just being silly.  I know full well the Soviets are no longer in power, but as Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves would say...  that is neither here nor there.

new Zayn Malik of One Direction "I KNOW THAT FEEL, BRO" anti-bullying meme

What is both here and there, is this new effort that One Direction is taking to try to stamp out bullying.  They are making public service announcements about it, and doing all sorts of crazy stuff that has all the bullies out there quite nervous.

Perhaps more importantly, One Direction is standing up for the victims of bullying as well...

Charlie Brown's "FAILURES"  (the Better Book Titles meme - from the internets)

So who better to give you an in depth report on all of us than our very own resident comedian of JimmyFungus.com, Chucky C. Chuckles?  Anywho, just watch the video, and you will understand what I mean...

Johnny Cash "Sh*t was so cash" meme (from the internets)

And while your spirits are hopefully still uplifted from hearing about the anti-bullying activism of One Direction, it is a good time to talk about one of the most inspiring figures of our time... the wonderful Tommy Wiseau.

"If a lot of people loved each other... the world would be a better place to live." ~ words of wisdom from Tommy Wiseau (one of the most inspiring figures of our current age.)

And besides, it is still the 10th anniversary of the release of Tommy Wiseau's classic film "The Room" (sort of)...   So to honor that, I made another Tommy Wiseau video at my youtube channel.  The title of this video is "Loaf is Blonde" and it pays homage to the classic scene in "The Room" where Tommy coins the immortal phrase... "Loaf is blonde."  Just watch below, and see what I am talking about here:

"I don't make the rules!  I just think them up, and write them down." ~ Eric Cartman.

And I began this post with Hitler, so that is a perfect segue into my next subject, which is Hitler, and the video I made concerning this very evil guy at my youtube channel.  The title of this video is "Hitler's Most Evil Speech" or something like that.  Just watch below...

Giorgio Tsoukalos

Above you are seeing a picture of Ancient Aliens Expert Giorgio Tsoukalos...  which is a perfect segue into the next exciting thing I am going to tell you about it, which is my other latest video at the youtube.  A couple of weeks ago, I posted a vid called "DON'T FLUSH THOSE TOILETS!"  Welp, this new vid is a sequel to that video and it is called "DON'T FLUSH THOSE TOILETS!!  (extended version!!)."  So why don't you do yourself a favor and watch it below...






You are probably wondering what else I have been up to besides, all this stuff I already told you about.  Well, just humor me and pretend that you are, because I want to tell you this.

People seem to like sloths a lot, and they also like Darth Vader quite a bit as well....

So, I made this new meme with Darth Vader and the sloth astronaut...or he is also called "space sloth" or "slothtronaut."  It is below, so just take a look at it.  It will only take you a second or two of your time to do that.

Darth Vader vs.  Astronaut Sloth/ Slothstronaut meme

Alright... well, I wanted to talk about more...  but this is truthfully all I have for you today.  So let us end this exciting journey right here, and carry on with our lives.

newly invented Homer Simpson GTFO! meme

Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Justin Bieber's Magic Bus Busted for Pot, We "Release the Kraken" on Harry Styles of One Direction, and Dove Beauty Sketches (of Wilford Brimley)

"MOTHER OF GOD WHY??" Justin Bieber meme

So, you have probably heard by now, there are more whiffs of weedy scandal surrounding Justin Bieber...

puppet facepalm animated gif (found on the internets)

Yeah.  I feel bad about it too.  But I think I will do like they do at the American Music Awards, and save what everyone wants to hear for last, so that I am freed up to talk about some other important issues first...

"CHILL, MAN.  JUST GIVE ME SOME TIME" ~ sloth meme (from the internets)

And so it was that the Liam Neeson "Release the Kraken" meme craze hit the internets.  (SEE:  Clash of the Titans: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!)  Though, I am perhaps the last person to catch wind of it, that did not stop me from jumping on the bandwagon...

"RELEASE THE KRAKEN" meme starring Liam Neeson and Wilford Brimley (more on him in a bit)

So, I made this delightful "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" video on my very own youtube channel featuring Harry Styles of One Direction.




Well, well, well.  Some of you may notice this is kind of a sequel to an earlier video I made...  and that's okay, because I have made some exciting completely new videos this week.  One of them is a delightful parody video in reaction to the smash viral hit "Dove Real Beauty Sketches"  which is a commercial for Dove soap, containing the apparently uplifting message "you are more beautiful than you think." 



Here is my reaction/response, which was originally entitled "Dove Real Beauty Sketches (of Wilford Brimley)"...

famous Tim & Eric mind blown explosion gif

And if all this has not been enough to blow your mind, last but not least, here is Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves' exciting report on the Justin Bieber situation we are now all engulfed in...





Once again, thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Taylor Swift Catches Goat Fever AND Harry Styles Catches a Shoe in the Crotch... PLUS the first ever episode of "Funguspiece Theater" hosted by Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves (featuring kbbuddingwriter), and Mark "the Rambling Person" releases his first ever book

The Cookie Monster: "I DON'T ALWAYS EAT COOKIES... BUT WHEN I DO I EAT THEM IN A HORRIFYINGLY VIOLENT MANNER" meme (via "Monsterpiece Theater" on PBS)

Hello again, dear friends.  We will be covering a lot in today's post.  First up, I will be interviewing the highly esteemed kbbuddingwriter of http://karanbattu.blogspot.com/, in our first ever episode of Funguspiece Theater hosted by Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves (that will be in the podcast).  Then we will talk about this obsession America (and perhaps much of the world) has had with goats recently (and I will also be sharing another exciting video I made with you on the subject).  But not stopping there, we will press further, and discuss this incident where Harry Styles of the incredibly popular music group One Direction got hit in the groin with a thrown shoe.  Then finally, I will share with you a special announcement regarding Mark "the Rambling Person" Noyce's new book (and also that is one of the subjects discussed in the podcast).  Anyway here is the podcast, and I implore you guys to make an effort to listen to it and tell a friend, because it contains the interview with the highly esteemed member of the blogging circle of life kbbuddingwriter.   So, you crazy kids, if you do not respect me,  I know you must at least respect him...




O.K.,  moving right along...

the "I'm sorry.  I could not hear you over the sound of how awesome I am." anteater

Well, as awesome as you are Mr. Anteater, you apparently are not as awesome as goats, who have captivated the hearts and imaginations of America, and a good portion of the world, as of late.  I talked about this in my last post, but wow wee, it has exploded into something even bigger, and better, since then with people all across the tubes of the internets creating various goat versions of your favorite music artists' songs.  The most popular ones are the Taylor Swift "goat edition" remixes.  However, I personally like the Justin Bieber goat remix the best.  So, I am just gonna post that one, just as an example of what I'm talking about here...






As I reported, the most popular ones are the Taylor Swift goat remixes, which our roving entertainment reporter Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves felt compelled to respond to.  So here he is...

Harry Styles of One Direction gets hit in the balls with a shoe...thrown by a gorilla (animated gif... made by me)

And did you think that that was the only thing going on in the entertainment world?  Well, if you did, boy you must feel silly because it certainly isn't.  It seems that Harry Styles of One Direction got hit in the crotch with a flying shoe.  Some people think the person who flung the shoe at him was an angry Taylor Swift fan (ya see, the two of them dated if you have been living on Jupiter the last few months and did not know that).  I didn't really research this matter fully (it's not like I get paid for writing this stuff).  But I did take the time to make this delightful video(s) about the situation.  So just watch...

the "SEAL OF APPROVAL" seal (meme found on the internets)

Last but not least,  Mark Noyce of http://theramblingperson.com gave me the seal of approval to post his video announcement of his new book "Tulips and Other Short Stories" which is now available for purchase.



If you have any questions, true believers...just go ask him.  (You could ask me, but I would probably just give the wrong answer and make everyone confused).

"MY JIMMIES HAVE BEEN RESTORED" meme (from the internets)

Well, there you have it.  My first post in quite a while.  I now feel renewed...
Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Stay classy, Chicago!