Despite Mounting Failures, We Here at JimmyFungus.com Continue to Press On (Chucky C. Chuckles continues his Worldwide Comedy Tour & Dogmorton Fungusleaves invents the RUFF ROLL)

Bert & Ernie gif (I honestly don't know why Bert has not left Ernie after all the messes he has gotten him into over the years)

Welcome back, dear friends.  I continue to carry a lot on my plate... striving to bring you not only exciting memes and gifs week after week... but entertaining youtube videos as well.


Are you ready for them?  (I don't think that you are.)

new MY JIMMIES ARE READY with Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

Welp, this week we continue the Chucky C. Chuckles world comedy tour (which is being received all over with tepid enthusiasm)...

Chucky C. Chuckles worldwide comedy tour continues

Here is actual footage of Mr. Chuckles's latest performance from my very own youtube channel...




As usual, Chucky provides us with a load of laughs, as well as a load of feels...

feels in the rain (created by an unknown genius)

How excited you must be to find out, however, that wasn't the only video posted on my youtube channel this week...

Rick Astley gif

It was Dogmorton Fungusleaves (Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves's pooch) that pointed out to me,  people can't RICK ROLL each other anymore because frankly,  RICK ROLLING is yesterday's news.

things Rick Astley will NEVER do (via the internets)

So Dogmorton Fungusleaves and I conceived a new version of the RICK ROLL called the RUFF ROLL. If you don't believe me just watch the video below...





So, there ya go.  You can use the RUFF ROLL to troll your friends, neighbors, co-workers... your father, your mother, your brother, your lover...whoever.

Ok, moving on.  Speaking of passing things around, do you remember how I discussed a few weeks earlier that we here at JimmyFungus.com are on a quest to make exciting new memes and pass them around the internets?  Honestly, I didn't think anybody would agree to cooperate with me, but Jax at raviolisandwaterworks.com actually listened to me and spread the "brussel sprouts do a body good" meme around a bit... so, WAY TO GO, JAX!!


Anywho, here is this week's meme featuring Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf...

new Shia LaBeouf meme

And there are many more memes and gifs on the horizon, but they will have to wait until next time, for we are out of time, and out of breath.

the San Diego chicken is devastated after a defeat

Thank you, and goodnight.

OFF TO THE RACES with 3 New Vids: NOT an Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf Tells the Story of His Arrest to Jimmy Kimmel (BUT FIRST Neil Breen Goes for his Dreams with "Fateful Findings"... while Simon Cowell Crushes Yours with One Direction)

GOOBY gif

Well, yes...as I said so plainly in the title, this week it's off to the races with three exciting new videos from my youtube channel...

Neil Breen of "Fateful Findings" wants NO MORE BOOKS! gif

First up to bat, in this amazing parade of unparalleled entertainment is Gossip Goat's review of "Fateful Findings" directed by Neil Breen.  Well what are you waiting for??  Just watch the video below this quasi-paragraph...  (UPDATE 12/16/2014: I actually updated Gossip Goat's review with a more extensive video on Mr. Neil Breen hosted by the distinguished Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves, so I posted that here instead now.)

newly invented Victory Goat goat meme

hungry dinosaur chasing poor guy on Japanese game show gif

And let's keep on going before we lose our breath.  The second in this holy trinity of mind blowing youtube videos addresses Simon Cowell's recent comment, "No one will be the next One Direction."  Those were the most discouraging words I've heard since Demi Lovato told us dreams aren't for everybody (mind you, I'm paraphrasing).  Anywho, Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves wasn't going to take that lying down (though he may take it sitting down).  Whatever.  If you want to see what the Lord of Fungus had to say, watch the accompanying video below...

little person races a camel and WINS gif

Don't give up now, we are almost to the finish line.  The subject of our third video is Shia LaBeouf,... a man famous for only two things really:  1.)  The Rob Cantor song "Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf" was written about him  AND  2.)  Gorilla Bananas wrote a blog about him called  Bag Head.

However, these last few days the "horrible, HORRIBLE mass media" (as Michael Jackson used to refer to it) had decided LaBeouf is the greatest story teller since God wrote the Bible.   Shia's interview with Jimmy Kimmel went viral, and the talking heads couldn't help but heap mountains of praise on Mr. LaBeouf for his titanic globs of charm and wittiness.  However, my correspondent Wilford Fungus was having none of it, and said as much on his sexciting youtube program (also on MY youtube channel) WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA.  Watch the episode below if you are so inclined...

"and a chill wind blows" newly invented dog/pug meme (make of it what you will)

Obviously, we are going to end today's post with our SONG OF THE DAY, which is "Actual Cannibal Shia LeBeouf."  Enjoy.




Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo...

Stay classy, Chicago!