TWO TALES GRIP THE WORLD THIS WEEK: Tom Brady Gets His Balls Crushed in Deflate-Gate AND "moot" Retires From 4chan... ALSO, a Facebook Commercial from 1995 is Unearthed (or is it just a plot by the evil kayaking corporations?...I mean seriously WHAT THE HELL!!?)

"You sunk my battleship!" gif

If you are feeling like someone sunk your battleship, friend...  welp, you are not the only one, there are a lot of things that have been crushed this week...footballs, as well as many people's spirits.

"feels bad" frog (via the internets)

Okay, let's learn a little bit more...

Eric Cartmanez "how do I reach these kids?" (via the internets)

Remember that episode of South Park where Eric Cartman goes to an inner city school to teach the kids how to cheat so they can be Super Bowl champions like Tom Brady and the New England Patriots?





I know in America you are innocent until you're proven guilty, or if you really have a lot of money... but come on, Tom Brady, I wasn't born yesterday.  Anywho, here is Jake Brickhead's interview with New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady in this week's episode of BRICKHEAD ON THE BEAT which also happens to be on MY youtube channel...

Bobby Hill (just beacuse)

Moving right along, I don't know what you kids are going to do with yourselves anymore, because Christopher "moot" Poole is retiring as administrator of the site he founded (which is 4chan.org),...  which is kinda sad.

"feelbird" (created by an unknown genius)

Wilford Fungus addressed the whole moot retiring thing in his latest episode of WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA.  But here's where things get complicated...  Wilford does so at the end of a video which is also a reaction (or at least a review) of a viral video that has been making the rounds... supposedly an early commercial for "the facebook" or is it?  Whatever.  I posted the video below so you can watch it, if you want.





Much more important, however, is Wilford Fungus's opinion about this "the facebook" video (as well as his thoughts on moot retiring).  I posted the episode of WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA below.  The video player is big because it's important...





And with that we end our journey through the interwebs for at least this one single week.  Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo...

I don't know how to describe this gif

Stay classy, Chicago!

"The Fappening" is the Worst Thing to Happen in a Good Long Time; Also, the First Ever Episode of GOSSIP GOAT STRIKES BACK, and a Youtuber Round Table Discussion with Wilford Fungus

"Welcome to the Internet" gif  (created by an unknown genius)

Well, kids...   one of the worst things to ever happen in this history of the internets happened this past week.  It seems Jennifer Lawrence and a whole slew of very important people had their photos hacked off their ICloud phone thingies (or whatever an ICloud is...I'm not sure, I can't afford one), and it has caused one hell of a commotion.

CNN's foremost technology expert Brett Larson blames "the hacker known as 4Chan" for the leaked JLaw photos

The corporate media has been trying to blame "the hacker known as 4chan", but we don't jump to conclusions like that on this blog.  We have some journalistic integrity around this place...

Which is the perfect segue into the very first ever episode of GOSSIP GOAT STRIKES BACK starring Gossip Goat.  Check it out below...




But the leaked Jennifer Lawrence photos aren't all we're going to talk about in this post.  Also, this week on my youtube channel, another exciting episode of WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA...

WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA Parental Advisory

A British kid talking about someguy827 talking about the AmazingAtheist talking about Justin Bieber (or something like that)




In this week's episode, Wilford Fungus and company tackle the rise of an up and coming YouTube superstar who goes by the alias BurnCoalition.  Well,  just watch...





Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Tumblr vs. 4Chan (The Ultimate YouTube Video), ALSO the "But That's None of My Business" Kermit the Frog Meme...PLUS Tommy Wiseau Revisited, AND Song of the Day (if we get that far)

new Kermit the Frog "But That's None of My Business" gif

It may be "none of my business", but the biggest story in the world this week is the heating up rivalry between Tumble and 4Chan.

I'm not sure who's side Space Ghost is on (probably tumblr's)

If you're still confused just watch the latest video from my youtube channel below...




Now if that video doesn't make you scream with the joyous happiness of a gummy bear, I don't know what will...





Which is the perfect segue into our next topic:   a man who has been called "one of the most inspirational figures of our time"...  Tommy Wiseau.   SEE:  Why Wiseau's 'The Room' is a Masterpeice


See Wiseau in action below...

new YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA! cat meme inspired by Tommy Wiseau's "The Room"

And I have run out of gifs and memes for now... which is why we are ending with Song of the Day.  It is featured on the soundtrack of "Wish I Was Here", which evidently is Zach Braff's "follow up" to "Garden State."  I didn't see "Garden State" but I am told people loved it as much as they hated it.  Well anywho, here's the official video for "Simple Song"...






Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!