The Internet Attacks "Nice Guys" and Adventure Time Attacks "Bronies" (ALSO: Grumpy Old Men and Frightened Bunnies)

Garbage Pail Kids fart gif

Hello again, true believers.  There is something rotten on the internets.  Yes.  Something stinks to high heaven and for once it's not me.

Usually, the only place I can turn to for any solace whatsoever, to escape the endless pain and misery which is my everyday life, IS The Internets.  But now I can not even count on that anymore.  I signed onto the internets the other day and felt like I had taken a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood where I was not welcome at all.

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD MOTHERF*CKERS meme

And who is behind this but none other than the cool and beautiful people.  THESE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE INTERNETS TO BEGIN WITH BECAUSE THEY HAVE LIVES!




Here...  Let me show you what I'm talking about.  Check this out:  Adventure time sums up the “nice guy” trope in a nutshell

Adventure Time evidently has subliminal messages attacking "nice guys" and bronies in their showgram

Now,  I thought the writers of Adventure Time were just poking fun at this particular character in this scene, but apparently there is an underlying deep meaning that I missed.  It appears some people think that Adventure Time is waging a secret subliminal propaganda campaign against not only "nice guys", but they also have dragged the "bronies" into this.  (I would especially like to hear what Mark of http://theramblingperson.com has to say about THAT!)


But it's not just happening on tumblr and the Cartoon Network,  but there is also a growing anti-"nice guy" movement at youtube.  Just watch this video by this whathisface vloggerr guy the1janitor  You're Probably Not Really a Nice Guy...or don't waste your time watching it, if you have better things to do, because I will just tell you about it...

the1janitor vs.  Cookie Monster

The1janitor posted this video some time ago actually, but since then it has gone viral, and has spread all over the internets like the bubonic plague.  It's a somewhat rambling commentary, but basically the gist of the1janitor's argument is that "nice guys" are only "nice" because they are filled with insecurity and self-doubt, and they are trying to bribe people to be nice back to them through their kind acts because that is the only hope their lame asses have of ever getting any friends.  So, they are not really "nice guys", they are a$$holes...  according to him.

I'll just leave this right here

But you know what really grinds my gears?   Not only do these cool folks have to to take a dump on "nice guys" (who always finish last anyway),  but they have to actually go through the trouble of turning it into an actual movement, creating videos and gifs, and spreading them around and making them go viral all across the interwebs.  I mean, seriously, do these people have nothing better to do with their damn time??  I mean COME ON!!

I tell ya what...   this really rustles my jimmies like they haven't been rustled in awhile.

NOBODY RUSTLES MY JIMMYCHANGAS  (this was sent to me by Alina at http://twitter.com/livefastbealina) and created by an unknown genius)

Okay, enough about nice guys, let's talk about grumpy old men.  (If that wasn't a perfect segue I don't know what is.)

brand new Wilford Brimley meme: "YOU'VE JUST BEEN BRIMLEYED"

It's a long story, but somehow I stumbled upon an interview with legendary actor Klaus Kinski (who starred in the classic motion picture AGUIRRE, THE WRATH OF GOD).  So if you are a "nice guy" and want to learn how to stop doing that before you get rounded up and thrown in a concentration camp by this new movement, then you can see a perfect display of not being a nice guy in this video here:  Klaus Kinski Interview and Tantrum in the Park.

In fact, I even made this gif for you, if you are too busy to watch the video.  (It's about time someone made some Klaus Kinski gifs already, dontcha think?)

Klaus Kinski scares bunnies gif

But wait, it get's better!  Wilford Brimley is also going to give us a course in how to live the gangsta lifestyle with his big hit "Ice Ice Brimely" posted by Longarm0malley at youtube.  Play us out, Wilford!







Once again, thank you, and please remember support your local zoo...

bunny rabbit eating a leaf gif (via the internets)

Stay classy, Chicago!

Taylor Swift Catches Goat Fever AND Harry Styles Catches a Shoe in the Crotch... PLUS the first ever episode of "Funguspiece Theater" hosted by Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves (featuring kbbuddingwriter), and Mark "the Rambling Person" releases his first ever book

The Cookie Monster: "I DON'T ALWAYS EAT COOKIES... BUT WHEN I DO I EAT THEM IN A HORRIFYINGLY VIOLENT MANNER" meme (via "Monsterpiece Theater" on PBS)

Hello again, dear friends.  We will be covering a lot in today's post.  First up, I will be interviewing the highly esteemed kbbuddingwriter of http://karanbattu.blogspot.com/, in our first ever episode of Funguspiece Theater hosted by Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves (that will be in the podcast).  Then we will talk about this obsession America (and perhaps much of the world) has had with goats recently (and I will also be sharing another exciting video I made with you on the subject).  But not stopping there, we will press further, and discuss this incident where Harry Styles of the incredibly popular music group One Direction got hit in the groin with a thrown shoe.  Then finally, I will share with you a special announcement regarding Mark "the Rambling Person" Noyce's new book (and also that is one of the subjects discussed in the podcast).  Anyway here is the podcast, and I implore you guys to make an effort to listen to it and tell a friend, because it contains the interview with the highly esteemed member of the blogging circle of life kbbuddingwriter.   So, you crazy kids, if you do not respect me,  I know you must at least respect him...




O.K.,  moving right along...

the "I'm sorry.  I could not hear you over the sound of how awesome I am." anteater

Well, as awesome as you are Mr. Anteater, you apparently are not as awesome as goats, who have captivated the hearts and imaginations of America, and a good portion of the world, as of late.  I talked about this in my last post, but wow wee, it has exploded into something even bigger, and better, since then with people all across the tubes of the internets creating various goat versions of your favorite music artists' songs.  The most popular ones are the Taylor Swift "goat edition" remixes.  However, I personally like the Justin Bieber goat remix the best.  So, I am just gonna post that one, just as an example of what I'm talking about here...






As I reported, the most popular ones are the Taylor Swift goat remixes, which our roving entertainment reporter Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves felt compelled to respond to.  So here he is...

Harry Styles of One Direction gets hit in the balls with a shoe...thrown by a gorilla (animated gif... made by me)

And did you think that that was the only thing going on in the entertainment world?  Well, if you did, boy you must feel silly because it certainly isn't.  It seems that Harry Styles of One Direction got hit in the crotch with a flying shoe.  Some people think the person who flung the shoe at him was an angry Taylor Swift fan (ya see, the two of them dated if you have been living on Jupiter the last few months and did not know that).  I didn't really research this matter fully (it's not like I get paid for writing this stuff).  But I did take the time to make this delightful video(s) about the situation.  So just watch...

the "SEAL OF APPROVAL" seal (meme found on the internets)

Last but not least,  Mark Noyce of http://theramblingperson.com gave me the seal of approval to post his video announcement of his new book "Tulips and Other Short Stories" which is now available for purchase.



If you have any questions, true believers...just go ask him.  (You could ask me, but I would probably just give the wrong answer and make everyone confused).

"MY JIMMIES HAVE BEEN RESTORED" meme (from the internets)

Well, there you have it.  My first post in quite a while.  I now feel renewed...
Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Stay classy, Chicago!