WISEAU WISDOM: "If A Lot Of People Loved Each Other, The World Would Be a Better Place to Live." - Tommy Wiseau

"If a lot of people loved each other... the world would be a better place to live." - Tommy Wiseau

It's Wednesday so you know what that means.  Time for some words of wisdom from the wisest creature since Yoda... Tommy Wiseau.

NEW Tommy Wiseau Elevate ! gif

new Tommy Wiseau Elevate ! animated gif

Tommy Wiseau has a new video out on Youtube called Elevate ! so I had to GIF it!  You're welcome.

40th Anniversary of the Release of Star Wars Comes and Goes and President Trump Still Has Not Been Impeached (also Y THO BABY meme)

Star Wars with Tommy Wiseau - Oh hi Mark gif

Welcome back.  President Donald Trump has not been impeached yet, but it is not for lack of trying.

Donald Trump's 2 most loyal supporters: Pepe the frog, and Anime Wolf Girl (poster from the internets)

The impeachment of Donald Trump is such a red hot issue, almost as hot as the "Y tho baby" meme.

Y tho i'm not hungry

Y tho baby is such a big meme on the internets, I decided to make a Y tho baby animated gif (but I don't know if I like how it came out).

"y tho baby" animated gif

So to compensate for my disappointment in the gif I made, I made a new version of the meme "Y tho? Jesus"...  though all I did was write "Father y tho?" on this medieval art masterpiece, but whatever, it's still cool.

Y tho Jesus

And also I invited Y tho baby on this week's episode of Wilford Fungus for America.  Enjoy.

this post has been sponsored by BRUS GRIFFIN'S MOTOR WORLD (no just kidding)

UPDATE May 28, 2017:  This date in history marks the one year anniversary of the murder of beloved gorilla Harambe.  #RIPHarambe Goodnight, sweet prince.

May 28, 2017:  The One Year Anniversary of the death of Harambe

How to Block Someone on Facebook at Christmas Time (The Ultimate Article AND Videos)

THE HOLIDAYS SUCK!!! gid  (see PSYCHO KID ruins Thanksgiving dinner)

Hello again, dear friends.  The holiday season is in full swing, but quite frankly, there are millions of people out there who don't exactly have the Christmas spirit...

TommyWiseau loses it in "The Room"

If that is an accurate description of you, I am here to tell you to SNAP OUT OF IT!!!

Captain Kirk slaps Spock gif

Things could be a lot worse.  They could be MUCH worse...

CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING gorilla

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All your friends and family could be BLOCKING you at Facebook.  Though, maybe they would like to, but just don't know how.  Well, as they would say in Austalia "no worries, mate!" (Hi,Michael D'Agostino!), because Facebook has put out a tutorial on How to Block Someone just in time for the Christmas/Holiday season!

 

"feels bad, man" frog gets blocked at facebook

  
And my youtube channel has put out a video just in time to review it.  So here it is:




Once again THANK YOU, and please remember to support your local zoo... 

"feels bad, man" frog set to Neil Diamond soundtrack

Stay classy, Chicago!

Tumblr vs. 4Chan (The Ultimate YouTube Video), ALSO the "But That's None of My Business" Kermit the Frog Meme...PLUS Tommy Wiseau Revisited, AND Song of the Day (if we get that far)

new Kermit the Frog "But That's None of My Business" gif

It may be "none of my business", but the biggest story in the world this week is the heating up rivalry between Tumble and 4Chan.

I'm not sure who's side Space Ghost is on (probably tumblr's)

If you're still confused just watch the latest video from my youtube channel below...




Now if that video doesn't make you scream with the joyous happiness of a gummy bear, I don't know what will...





Which is the perfect segue into our next topic:   a man who has been called "one of the most inspirational figures of our time"...  Tommy Wiseau.   SEE:  Why Wiseau's 'The Room' is a Masterpeice


See Wiseau in action below...

new YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA! cat meme inspired by Tommy Wiseau's "The Room"

And I have run out of gifs and memes for now... which is why we are ending with Song of the Day.  It is featured on the soundtrack of "Wish I Was Here", which evidently is Zach Braff's "follow up" to "Garden State."  I didn't see "Garden State" but I am told people loved it as much as they hated it.  Well anywho, here's the official video for "Simple Song"...






Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

"#Hashtag" w/ Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake AND Shane Dawson's Lady Gaga "Applause" spoof (REVIEWS & REACTIONS by our beloved Wilford Fungus and the highly esteemed Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves)

the "deal with it" girl gif from the internets

So, it came to pass that the first ever episode of Friday Open Forum Video Discussion (Or Whatever It's Called) was produced, thanks to the combined efforts of the beloved Wilford Fungus, and the very distinguished Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves III.  The title of this tremendous contribution to the youtube community is "Hashtag" w/ Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake and Shane Dawson's Lady Gaga "Applause" spoof REVIEWS.




As you may have gathered by now, the topics of this very first episode of the Friday Forum Open Video Discussion and Round-Table (Or Whatever It's Called) are 2 very important videos of the internets  "#Hashtag" with Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga - Applause (Official) PARODY.

the I HAZ QUESTION cat

At this point, you may have a question, or you may be wondering, about some of the material I have been posting in this entry...

I HAS THE DUMB dumb cat meme

Usually, the memes and pictures I post are related, or have something to do with the topic of my blog.  My brain has kind of stopped working so I am just sort of posting randomly at this point...

THEY SEE US ROLLIN' THEY BE HATIN' haters gonna hate meme

So, in conclusion, let me just say...try to watch the video...  and try to leave a comment on your thoughts and feelings regarding that video.

ancient aliens expert Giorgio Tsoukalos (just because)

Once again, thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.

theatrical movie poster for Tommy Wiseau's "The Room"

Stay classy, Chicago!

Zayn Malik of One Direction Picks a Fight with Bullying, Tommy Wiseau Saves the World, Hitler Gives Another Evil Speech (also toilets and sloths)

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY:  HERE IS A PICTURE OF CAPTAIN AMERICA PUNCHING HITLER IN THE FACE (via quest-one.com)

Hi, kids.  Welpers, it is not July 4th.  But I didn't post anything on JimmyFungus.com on July 4th, so I have to wish you a Happy 4th of July today.  Unless, you are reading this from Soviet Russia, or another such country, and then July 4th means nothing to you.  Of course, I am just being silly.  I know full well the Soviets are no longer in power, but as Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves would say...  that is neither here nor there.

new Zayn Malik of One Direction "I KNOW THAT FEEL, BRO" anti-bullying meme

What is both here and there, is this new effort that One Direction is taking to try to stamp out bullying.  They are making public service announcements about it, and doing all sorts of crazy stuff that has all the bullies out there quite nervous.

Perhaps more importantly, One Direction is standing up for the victims of bullying as well...

Charlie Brown's "FAILURES"  (the Better Book Titles meme - from the internets)

So who better to give you an in depth report on all of us than our very own resident comedian of JimmyFungus.com, Chucky C. Chuckles?  Anywho, just watch the video, and you will understand what I mean...

Johnny Cash "Sh*t was so cash" meme (from the internets)

And while your spirits are hopefully still uplifted from hearing about the anti-bullying activism of One Direction, it is a good time to talk about one of the most inspiring figures of our time... the wonderful Tommy Wiseau.

"If a lot of people loved each other... the world would be a better place to live." ~ words of wisdom from Tommy Wiseau (one of the most inspiring figures of our current age.)

And besides, it is still the 10th anniversary of the release of Tommy Wiseau's classic film "The Room" (sort of)...   So to honor that, I made another Tommy Wiseau video at my youtube channel.  The title of this video is "Loaf is Blonde" and it pays homage to the classic scene in "The Room" where Tommy coins the immortal phrase... "Loaf is blonde."  Just watch below, and see what I am talking about here:

"I don't make the rules!  I just think them up, and write them down." ~ Eric Cartman.

And I began this post with Hitler, so that is a perfect segue into my next subject, which is Hitler, and the video I made concerning this very evil guy at my youtube channel.  The title of this video is "Hitler's Most Evil Speech" or something like that.  Just watch below...

Giorgio Tsoukalos

Above you are seeing a picture of Ancient Aliens Expert Giorgio Tsoukalos...  which is a perfect segue into the next exciting thing I am going to tell you about it, which is my other latest video at the youtube.  A couple of weeks ago, I posted a vid called "DON'T FLUSH THOSE TOILETS!"  Welp, this new vid is a sequel to that video and it is called "DON'T FLUSH THOSE TOILETS!!  (extended version!!)."  So why don't you do yourself a favor and watch it below...






You are probably wondering what else I have been up to besides, all this stuff I already told you about.  Well, just humor me and pretend that you are, because I want to tell you this.

People seem to like sloths a lot, and they also like Darth Vader quite a bit as well....

So, I made this new meme with Darth Vader and the sloth astronaut...or he is also called "space sloth" or "slothtronaut."  It is below, so just take a look at it.  It will only take you a second or two of your time to do that.

Darth Vader vs.  Astronaut Sloth/ Slothstronaut meme

Alright... well, I wanted to talk about more...  but this is truthfully all I have for you today.  So let us end this exciting journey right here, and carry on with our lives.

newly invented Homer Simpson GTFO! meme

Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

FUNGUSPIECE THEATER celebrates the 10th Anniversary of Tommy Wiseau's "The Room" (also...Chloe Moretz, Spiderman, a pony, Giorgio Tsoukalos, gorillas getting their jimmies rustled, drama llamas, polar bear fails, Deepak Chopra, Richard Dawkins, and the follow-your-dreams pooch)

newly invented Spiderman, my little pony, Chloe Moretz as "Hit-Girl" gif/meme/whatchamacallit/thingy

Hello again, true believers.  It's time for another thrilling episode of Funguspiece Theater.  And luckily, I'm just in the nick of time to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Tommy Wiseau's independent film "The Room"  (which if you haven't heard, has become kind of a cult classic).

NOT Tommy Wiseau (Giorgio Tsoukalos Ancient Aliens hairspray gif... created by an unknown genius)

"The Room" Tommy Wiseau "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" meme (10th anniversary edition)

gorilla scare/jimmies rustled gif

Yeah, well...  that is sure as hell not the only thing that has been going on this week on the intertubes...  and I surely want to hear what Gorilla Bananas of http://thejapingape.blogspot.com thinks about THIS.

It seems that some skewl childrens on some sort of a field trip, were taunting some poor gorilla at the Dallas zoo.

The beast got his jimmies a bit rustled and  threw a scare into these miserable rug rats.  So, I made this gif about the incident (kind of), and made a spoof video regarding it as well, which is entitled "Gorilla gets his jimmies rustled by a$$hole kids at zoo." 



But I suppose, most of you would probably like to see some footage of the actual happening, so feast your eyes on it below, if you like.  (But don't use up all your energies watching that, because we are just getting started here....)

another "that really rustled my jimmies" gorilla meme (from the internets)

drama llama meme (from the internets)

Anywho, gorillas aren't the only animals with feelings.  Llamas also come with their fair share of drama attached.  Which leads to the next exciting video at my very own youtube channel, and the title of this video is "When Llamas Attack!", and can be watched beneath this paragraph...

(UPDTAE: I deleted this video when I was in a bad mood.)

polar bear fail "looks like someone didn't read the sign"

My next video  (I'm sure many of you will think of it...  as kind of a fail) was inspired by another video entitled "Kim Beom screams at yellow paint", which was not a failure, but instead very exciting.  (Anyway, the Kim Beom vid has since been yoinked off the internets, so sadly you may never see it now.)

Oh yeah.  Now I remember more about  how I came up with the idea for MY new screaming vid.....

Ya see, I was having a brief conversation on twitter with of all people... Deepak Chopra.  (Not on my main twitter account, but on twitter.com/fungusinstitute  which is usually run by my goat mascott, but not on this day.)

No I am not making this up...

As Yanni once said, "The greatest symphony every written began with a single note."  Or maybe Morgan Freeman was the one who said that.  But that is neither here, nor there...

Homer Simpson demotivational poster (via the internets)

And with that, our journey for today finally comes to a brilliant close.

Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

new meme:  the follow-your-dreams dog

Stay classy, Chicago!