Nicki Minaj called Miley Cyrus a b*tch at the VMAs
If you haven't heard about the confrontation between Nicki Minaj and Miley Cyrus at the 2015 MTV VMAs, then you are tragically unhip and there is no hope for you at all...
a gorillion people are posting "Miley, what's good" on Miley Cyrus's Instagram account, coincidentally after Nicki Minaj asked Miley that very question at the MTV VMAs
Alright, maybe I am being a bit harsh... here if you haven't heard about what's going on between these 2 giants of the pop scene, then watch my video below (not that that will help much)...
Donald Trump "Battle of the Billionaires"
Okay, maybe you can be forgiven if you didn't know what was going on between Miley and Nicki, but frankly if you aren't aware of the mania surrounding Donald Trump lately, you are clearly living in an igloo in Antarctica, dining on penguin stew, and listening to reruns of the Brent Mussburger show on your ham radio.
Donald Trump via the WWE
Seriously, if you don't have an opinion on Donald Trump... well, you are probably the only such person left on earth, and need a good shove...
Donald Trump shoves fellow billionaire Vince McMahon
Well, if you don't care, you BETTER care.. just watch my video below... this is no laughing matter, people...
Once again, God bless you all, and thank you for your support.
the "CALL THE COPS... I DON'T GIVE A FUCK" bear steals a dumpster
Usually, I would wait till Friday to post an entry on JimmyFungus.com of this magnitude. But, I don't care. We have an emergency on our hands. A real honest to God MOTHER FUGGIN' EMERGENCY!!
It seems that America's princess (who knows if she still holds that title?) Miley Cyrus has given half the nation heart attacks, and the other half boners, with her unbelievably insane performance at the MTV VMAs. Who better to explain to us what the hell is going on than my End Times commentator Wilford Fungus? Wait. Before you answer that question watch the video below...
Ted, like most Americans, was at home watching the MTV VMAs with some friends
Like many of you, I suppose I had a rather predictable knee-jerk reaction to Miley's performance. I felt a queasy mixture of shock and sadness, as I watched a once wholesome country girl kick it into overdrive on the highway to hell.
"Surprised" Patrick Star watches Miley Cyrus' performance in horror
Sadness, because it seemed that someone who once had a unique opportunity to be an tremendous force for good, was going out of their way to be a force for... not so good.
Miley Cyrus and Darth Vader meme: "JOIN ME AND TOGETHER WE WILL RULE THE GALAXY!"
But then, after really pondering this for the last couple days, I realized what this evil genius Miley was really up to. She is exposing our American pop culture for being the hypocritical facade that it is. She is twerking her skinny butt in the face of every hyper judgmental media pundit, every overly opinionated supposedly respectable member of society, who constantly nitpicks at anyone and everyone who might not have as big a megaphone as they do to defend themselves.
Miley Cyrus "You are really pissing Jesus off!" meme
Here is a country girl from a conservative background who grew up to become a billionaire. She had every interest in maintaining the status quo, and protecting her respectable image at all cost. Instead she is sending the message that she doesn't care what anybody thinks of her. She will trash her image, and flush it down the toilet if she wants to. And at the end of the day, maybe the fact that Miley Cyrus couldn't care less that she ain't perfect should make us all feel better that we ain't perfect either.
And there's a very good reason why her celebrity peers were all sitting there with their heads down, acting embarassed. They weren't embarrassed for Miley, they were embarassed for themselves. Because they knew deep down that Miley was doing exactly what they have been doing all this time, just less discreetly. They have been pushing the envelope and breaking all the rules, making tons of money doing it during the week... then rolling out of bed Sunday morning and going to church like their hands were clean. Game over. Miley just pushed the envelope as far as it'll go. No one will top this. To paraphrase Scotty on Star Trek, "I pushed her as far as she'll go Cap'n! I can't push her anymore!"
Miley Cyrus SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS SUCCESSFUL meme
Either accidentally or on purpose, Miley Cyrus' performance at the 2013 VMAs will be remembered as a completely revolutionary moment in American pop culture. Nothing will ever be this shocking again. It just won't be. America's elite billionaire celebrity class has now become a parody of themselves. So, where do we go from here? It will be interesting to find out.
Dr. Who reaction face
Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
this guy from "Italian Spiderman" reacts to a sloth gif (created by some unknown genius)
I hate when that happens. Welp, anyway... many of Miley Cyrus' long time fans reacted the same way this guy from the Italian Spiderman movie did, when they caught a glimpse of her new video. (SEE: Miley Cyrus "We Can't Stop" )
Miley Cyrus "OH GOD WHY" twerk gif
Ahhh...to paraphrase Ned Flanders "dang diddily do dang do damn diddily darn it" I am just going to post the Miley Cyrus video for those of you who haven't seen it yet. But don't use up all your precious energies on watching it, because today's post has barely just begun. So hang onto your potatoes kids, because we're just getting started. Anywho, here's the dagnab video...
Yeah. Well. This Miley vid is described as "interesting" by some, and in terms that are less complimentary by others. I would characterize the reviews so far as "mixed."
As you can plainly hear, it's a controversial new anthem that sings the praises of partying very hard.
Homer Simpson PARTY HARD gif
It doesn't mention any of the things that can go wrong when one "parties down" without considering the consequences...
"DAMMIT FRANK. KEEP IT TOGETHER" giraffe meme (from the internets)
That's not what the song is about I guess. However, a certain man (Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves, the roving entertainment reporter and official poet laureate of JimmyFungus.com) was happy to moralize regarding the message of "We Can't Stop", and the ramifications of the type of behavior it is promoting. Welpers, just watch Lord Throckmorton's video down below (or attempt to anyway). The title of this video is "We Want the Old Miley Cyrus Back!"
an exciting new William Shatner meme or gif, or whatever ya wanna call it
O.k. whatever. I am just going to jump into our next topic now, which is the issue of these dueling "Bohemian Rhapsodies"...
You see, for some inexplicable reason I can't begin to articulate, I was inspired to create a "The Big Lebowski" version of this classic Queen song. The results are available for your viewing pleasure down below...
(UPDATE 9/3/2013: I deleted the video when I was in a bad mood.)
And for awhile, I thought it was one of the best dang versions of "Bohemian Rhapsody" that had ever been created.
"YEAH, WELL THAT'S JUST LIKE, YOUR OPINION, MAN" Big Lebowski meme (from the internets)
Then I caught wind of the Willliam Shatner version, which is a masterpiece.
Truly, a masterpiece.
But anyway, it only has about a million views on the youtube. I think it deserves at least about 100 gorillion more. So, why don't you do your fair part in trying to accumulate that number by watching it below...
And NOW just a couple more topics which we shall briefly discuss...
the thrilling OVERLORD MANATEE meme (from the internets)
I made another exciting video at my youtube channel, which is called "When Manatees Attack." And yeah. It's really exciting.
RON BURGUNDY: HE'S KIND OF A BIG DEAL meme (new and improved version)
Just one more thing. Since "Anchorman 2" starring Will Ferrell (and most of the original cast) will be coming out EVENTUALLY, I have taken it upon myself to make a video which is a new and improved version of the scene in which Ron Burgundy utters the famous phrase, "I'm kind of a big deal." The title of this new video is "Ron Burgundy: "I'm kind of a big deal" (NEW & IMPROVED VERSION)." (update 9/3/2013: I deleted the video when I was in a bad mood.)
With that...our journey for today ends. Once again God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Welcome back, true believers. Are you ready for JimmyFungus.com's second badass post in a row? I don't think that you are. But anywho, we have an absolute ton of material to cover in this entry, so hang onto your potatoes. This is going to be exciting...
"SAVE YOURSELVES" kitten says, "GO ON WITHOUT ME." in this cat/kitten meme I found on the internets
I don't really know where to begin, so I tell you what we are going to do....
...I will post this week's edition of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up" (hosted by the distinguished Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves III),...
...and then I will share with you, some of my own delightful thoughts on all the exciting topics the Lord of Fungus covered in his informative report.
So, how does that sound???
evil cockroach "Good. Good." gif
If evil cockroach is satisfied then so am I. So without further ado, here is the latest edition of Current Events Rodeo Round-Up. (Topics covered include... Selena Gomez and her role in the potential blockbuster movie "Getaway", Miley Cyrus and her potential smash hit and latest single "We Can't Stop", as well as the new video and duet by Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran "Everything Has Changed.")
Catie Wayne MIND = BLOWN gif (via catiewayne.com)
Selena Gomez pulling a gun on Ethan Hawke in "Getaway" gif
O.K. Let's try to dig into all of this. These crazy Disney kids seem intent on dirtying up their previously quasi-"squeaky clean" images. IMHO Selena Gomez is doing it in a better way, with some dramatic roles in major motion pictures that deal with some mature content.
Ya gots to love Miley though. Unlike Justin Bieber, who is deeply concerned with what the Beliebers think of him, she seems to be throwing caution to the wind. Every time the Biebs is caught "screwing up" his reaction seems to be, "Uh ohz. I made the Beliebers mad. I better try to smooth this over a bit." (That is NOT a direct quote by the way.) Miley on the other hand seems to take the polar opposite approach.
the "f*ck you! I won't do what you tell me" cat meme (found on the internets)
Welpers, dear ones, I am beginning to be a bit concerned about what effect this cynical attitude is having on our society. Case in point this "sloth meme" phenomenon that is sweeping the internets like a great ball of fire...
"chillin' like a villain" sloth meme/gif thingy
What exactly could be cuter or more adorable than a sloth? The endearing sloth... nothing but purity and sincerity as far as the eye can see.
Then someone had to make that "rape sloth" meme...
When memes collide... (I was inspired to meld together the "rape sloth" meme and the "goat with guns" meme while viewing twitter.com/HashMyTag's media grid)
I don't know. I never really found the "rape sloth" internet meme very cute OR funny. At least our gentle friends the goats have hitherto been able to preserve some measure of their dignity.
the "WHERE'S DEREK??' goat meme (created by an unknown genius)
I think. Anywho, my regular commenters are probably saying at this point, "OH GOD, SHUT UP! OH MY GOD, WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP!!??" Welp, I didn't post last week, so I have a lot to cover. If it is getting on your nerves, just look at the pictures or something.
Actually, I am just covering one more topic (or so), and it is only because I went through the trouble of making this David Letterman "Migraine Boy" gif...
David Letterman "Boy With a Migraine" gif
So you may be asking, "Why the hell did you make that for??" Because using my skills as an investigative reporter, I was able to unearth the footage from an old made for TV movie from the 1980s starring David Letterman. SEE: Boy with a Migraine (Actually, it wasn't REALLY a movie. I guess you could just read the video description if you want to know more.)
mini Taylor Swift and mini Ed Sheeran in "Everything Has Changed" gif
Alright then. Why don't we end it here, and play ourselves out with a song. Here's the new video for the duet between Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran "Everything Has Changed"...
Once again, thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Kim Kardashian and "Jimmies" Jesus in "Let the Jimmies Rustle Through You" (meme newly invented by me)
Hello again, true believers. There is so much going on... I think I will just explain most of it in my latest podcast instead of chuntering on here. (Yes, I think that would be best.) So, anywho...the podcast is about all the negative comments I have been getting at youtube,...which is also a perfect segue into talking about my latest video on the youtube channel http://youtube.com/jimmyfungus. So, if you be so kind, give the podcast a listen...
"THE RAGE OF 100 WHITE HOT SUNS OF HATEFUL FURY" (artist unknown)
As I say in the podcast, Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves has been filled with quite a bit of anger regarding all the negative and insulting comments he receives at youtube...
"BEAR WITH IT" meme (via the internets)
But I advised Lord Throckmorton to just "bear with it", and not let his jimmies get rustled. Rather "let the jimmies rustle through you", because with the love and support of the brave knights of the Fungus Army on our side, how can we be defeated?? It is not even possible.
Ok. Moving right along...
Justin Bieber playing the president of the "MILEY CYRUS FAN CLUB" on SNL. (Justin and Miley have taken turns spoofing each other on Saturday Night Live.)
As I mention in the podcast, Lord Throckmorton has a new video out on my youtube channel...which is the first ever episode of "The Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves Current Events Rodeo Roundup", and the main topic is Justin Bieber's SNL appearance over the weekend.
As hopefully you have noticed as you watched the video, subtopics discussed were Bill Nye's appearance on CNN concerning that asteroid that will almost hit our dear planet...
Bill Nye, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Mister Rogers, Carl Sagan, and that artist guy (I don't know his name) in the exciting "SOME MEN JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD LEARN" meme (created by an unknown genius)
And Charlie Sheen's plea to an allegedly murderous fugitive to turn himself into authorities...
NOT Charlie Sheen (Cookie Monster hooked on cookie dough gif via "Family Guy" and smosh.com)
(BTW, there are links with more info about all these exciting news stories, in the description portion of Lord Throckmorton's video.)
And finally, I wanted to share this awesome little vid with you. It's where I got the clip from I used to open the podcast. From the youtube channel upperBizzle it's General Archie from the upcoming "War Movie." Enjoy this, true believers. Enjoy this!
Once again, God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
The Top 10 Greatest Reaction Faces From the Internets that I was Able to Compile at Short Notice
Yes... and as I said, I didn't make any of these gifs myself. I found them on the vast tubes of theinternets. So, now that I have been upfront and 100% Oprah honest about that...here they are:
scared or frightened reaction face from "Italian Spiderman"
Grizzly Adams reaction gif
Hank Hill angry reaction gif
Neil deGrasse Tyson "Watch out we have a badass over here" reaction gif
Christian Bale reacting to Kermit the frog gif
Dr. Zoidberg from "Futurama" sad reaction gif
Jennifer Lawrence nose wiggling reaction gif (I don't really know what to call this reaction. It is cute though.)
a very angry Danny Devito flips the bird in this reaction gif
a very surprised Miley Cyrus in this particular reaction gif
And in our final reaction gif...a very smooth Mike Tyson
Well, dear friends, I'm afraid I have run out of entertainment to provide you with today. Once again thank you muchly, and please remember to support your local zoo.
