Friday, July 26, 2013

I don't know where to begin...topics discussed include: JESUS, TAYLOR SWIFT, CHARLES Z, HITLER, LAINA WALKER (Overly Attached Girlfriend), JIMMY TATRO, "IN THE WAY" GUY (internet meme), GIORGIO TSOUKALOS, NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON, HANK HILL, HOMER SIMPSON, South Korean rapper PSY, and TONY DANZA (not nescessarily in that order)


Oh my goodness!  There is so much I have to cover in this post, I almost want to collapse from exhaustion just thinking about it...but I can't let that happen...  I won't let that happen..., and I CAN'T let that happen.  I opened with the "do you have a moment to talk about Jesus" meme, because I made a video about it.  But, I don't really feel like talking about that anymore...  I am just praying to Jesus that I somehow make it through today's lengthy blog post.  You can pray too if you like.  Or just look at the pictures.  Whatever.

Hitler is down in the dumps after getting dumped by Taylor Swift

Welp, have you heard about this situation with this Charles Z fellow, who won the "Taylor Swift's Biggest Fan" contest...  only to have the contest cancelled, and his prize taken from him (or something like that)?  Anywho, it is one of the topics of the latest episode of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up" (this time hosted by the resident comedian of Chucky C. Chuckles).    (Also covered is that exciting viral vid "How German Sounds Compared to Other Languages"...  yeah, all the detail is in the video description over at, which is MY official youtube channel.) 

I am just going to post the video and hope that maybe you watch it...

 And that wasn't the only video of great importance I made this week.  It seems that youtube superstars Jimmy Tatro and "Overly Attached Girlfriend" Laina Walker reunited to make a video entitled "Normally Attached Girlfriend." 

Laina Walker and painting via her youtube channel Laina

I hope you didn't tire yourself out watching the "Normally Attached Girlfriend" video, because I really wanted you to watch Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves' review.  Besides, he pretty much explains everything anyway...

Now for the bad news.  It seems that the Fungus Army has let me down once again.  And that is fine.  You can live with yourselves crushing my hopes and dreams all the time, Fungus Army.  But you didn't just let me down...

You let Tony Danza down...

"What Would Danza Do?" inspirational meme

Remember in my last post when I asked you all to use the #WWDD and #WhatWouldDanzaDo hashtags, and disseminate the motivational message of Tony Danza far and wide to all corners of the interwebs.  Well, did anyone even bother to do it, but me??

I think you kids need a pep talk, so I tube chopped Tony Danza's inspirational speech from his wonderful movie "The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon" for you. So, just watch it, unless you're too lazy to even do that much.  Good grief...

Okay.  Don't feel too bad if you didn't watch the whole Tony Danza speech.  Actually, I just kinda had it on in the background while I was cooking up some Dorito and Cheeto casserole myself.  Maybe I will even watch the whole movie later.  But what I HAVE done is make some new exciting memes, so you can just look at them.  Yay!

Yes.  This new meme called In the Way Guy is sweeping the internets as we speak.  "In the Way" Guy  is sort of becoming the Mckayla Maroney of our generation.  

I am hoping just a tiny portion of "In the Way" Guy's internet fame will ooze down to me, so go and take a look at the memes I created.

"In the Way" Guy gets in the way of Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker having a light saber duel

"In the Way" Guy gets in the way of Jesus and the Apostles (see, it's funny because Jesus said He is "the way")

"In the Way" Guy and man being chased by hippo

"In the Way" guy is in Kim Kardashian's way

Justin Bieber spits on fans and "In the Way"guy

And, I wouldn't even bother to bring up this other new meme, except for the fact I have been planning on unveiling it for weeks, and well...  I'll just do it now.  So, let's get this over with.  It is sort of a mega meeting of memes colliding.  It stars Giorgio Tsoukalos, Neil deGrasse Tyson,  Homer Simpson, and aliens...

new "i'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens" meme

Thank God.  We are finally almost done.  In conclusion, I will just tell you support your local zoo, and to stay classy, Chicago.

Charles Z and a reluctant Taylor Swift   #Justice4Charles

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