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| brand new Justin Bieber Stop!~Stop! gif |
Welcome back, true believers. How have you been?? |
| "Sooo... how was school" meme (created by an unknown genius) |
Perhaps you have forgotten about me, as I have not posted in many moons. I am investigative reporter Jimmy Fungus (my slogan is: "I investigate. YOU get informed!"). And in today's post, I thought, instead of talking about Justin Bieber, or Miley Cyrus, or Taylor Swift, or President Obama... I would just explain why I have been away for so long...
You see... as always... there are many factors involved in such a thing. My prolonged absence was brought about, partly by a combination of an inexplicable and debilitating bout of melancholia...
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| brand new BEAR meme I put together (with thanks to the brilliant photographers who snapped these amazing bear pictures and shared them on the internets) |
(By the way, did I tell you that bear memes are the next big thing?) But anywho, I have not just been slacking like a sad sack of sludge. I have also been working on things behind the scenes... things that will make JimmyFungus.com better than it was before... BETTER, STRONGER, FASTER...
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| six million dollar man, bionic Family Guy meme "WE CAN REBUILD HIM. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY." |
I am not going to go into any great deal about these top secret projects I have been engaged in to make JimmyFungus.com (as well as youtube.com/jimmyfungus) a more powerful force on the internets...
I will just say that when these projects are completed, it will turn JimmyFungus.com into something ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL!... or ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING! Depending who's side you are on, I suppose...
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| absolutely disgusting OR absolutely beautiful? gif |
And in conclusion, that will end my brief, but exciting return to the internets... |
| wookie cat meme (via the internets) |
Once again, thank you and please remember to support your local zoo... |
| YOU DISGUST ME baby meme (via the internets) |
Stay classy, Chicago!
