JUSTIN BIEBER VS. ORLANDO BLOOM: A Clash of Celebrity Titans Inspires an Emergency Episode of the Jimmy Fungus Broadcasting System (a discussion ensues about what we can learn from this event, as well as what it means for OUR future)... ALSO Butch Chewy, SpongeBob SquarePants, "Kid's Lives", and Meat Loaf

Grover monster "Trust me I'm a doctor"  emergency gif

Welp, as you all know... I have been trying to convince "Weird Al" Yankovic for years to do a cover of Prince's "Purple Rain" in which he changes the words "Purple Rain" to "Frosted Flakes."  But as Butch Chewy would say, "What's that got to do with the price of Alpo in Cleveland? WOOF!  WOOF!"

BUTCH CHEWY gif

As you probably have gathered from the title of this article, some surprising events this week forced Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves to get off his British behind, and Chuck Fungus to come out of retirement...



Actually, I'm not talking about the trailer for the new SpongeBobSquarePants movie (though I'm sure a gorillion people are excited about that as well), but rather, this brewhaha that developed when feuding rivals Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom bumped into each other at a Spanish restaurant.

WHEN I FIND YOU THE CONSEQUENCES WILL BE UNBEARABLE bear meme (via the internets)

It got pretty heated and luckily there were no tragic consequences...

this "Kid's Lives"/Bob's Burgers gif shows the tragic consequences that taunting and bullying each other can have

I'm not going to even try to begin to explain what is going on between these celebrity titans known as Bloom and Bieber...

football dog vs. Incredible Hulk gif

So you better just watch the exciting video below...






Anywho, I hoped we all learned something very important from this weeks events... Like, how about how fame and the adulation of millions does not necessarily equal happiness and contentment...

"Making a million friends is not a miracle...  The miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you."

Perhaps some of you think I am getting a bit preachy now, but as the legendary Meat Loaf would say...

DEAL WITH IT gif starring Meat Loaf

*sigh* So we are almost at the end...  and instead of ending this post with SONG OF THE DAY, I thought I instead would share the video with you that inspired the Bob's Burgers gif...






Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo...

Stay classy, Chicago!