I am feeling rather tense, so this entry will be relatively short...but don't worry...I assure you it will be no less fulfilling than usual...I promise an indubitably worthwhile, and edifying experience for all.
"I can assure you that I was not groomed since birth to have some cushy job that even a moron like you could perform!
While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained to conquer galaxies!
To do anything less is a disgrace to my entire family line!"
And that will conclude yet another fascinating journey through the internets here at jimmyfungus.com. Please tune in again next time...same Fungus time...same Fungus channel...(or something like that).
