Perhaps you have read my headline Tasmanian Devils Are Being Less Devilish (Tasmanian devils are becoming kinder and gentler in an effort to survive as a species), and you said to yourself, "Hmmmm. What that's all about?" Well, even if you didn't, I am just going to assume that's what has happened, and get on with our story. It appears Tasmanian devils are learning a lesson that perhaps, we humans need to re-learn. They are becoming less aggressive, for otherwise there might not be Tasmanian devils anymore. SEE: Gentler Tasmanian devils offer hope for species’ future It seems that these once very ferocious beasts have been afflicted with cancerous tumors on their beautiful faces. This sucks for them in general, but especially for the more alpha devils who like to bite their fellow devils on the face, but which spreads the cancer to THEM faster, leaving, more of the gentler, more passive devils around then the badass devils. Anyway, you don't have to be Bill Nye the Science Guy to figure out what I am getting at here.
What if something similar happened with regards to us humans? For example, what if every time some miscreant took out a semi-automatic rifle, and shot some of their poor innocent fellow humans, the victim humans unleashed these hideous, grotesque farts, much like the honey badger (more on this in a bit), which would melt the gun wielding madman's face off? Or if at least, we were like Cheech and Chong in "The Corsican Brothers", and when we hurt one of our dear brothers or sisters, we would actually feel the pain, that we had attempted to inflict...
Yes, dear friends, think how swiftly our world would shape up, if every one of us, were forced to walk a mile or two in our brother, or sisters' moccasins. But I digress. The honey badger has many more weapons at it's disposal, than it's devastating super farts. Just ask, Gorilla Bananas at http://japingape.blogspot.com who actually suggested I watch this video The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall). Ahhh, what the hell, I will just post that video for you as well...
So, as fate would have it, Gorilla Bananas of http://japingape.blogspot.com suggested that I heartily dedicate myself to publicizing the honey badger and what a badass it is. Maybe he was joking, but I took him literally. Soooo here we are...
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| the honey badger doesn't care gif (created by an unknown genius) |
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| the honey badger doesn't give a shit (found on the internets) |
Ok, so many of you have read this much, and you are saying, "Yeah? So what? Who cares?" Which leads me to a deeper explanation of Fung Fu (the Jimmy Fungus version of Kung Fu) which I invented with help from Jax and Bersercules in this article here Decision 2012: The U.S. Presidential Election (Obama is ahead at the moment, so expect the GOP to trot out the "Hitler is Obama's father" stuff); THEN some brief thoughts on "The Hunger Games", ALSO Jax and Bersercules inspire me to invent Fung Fu, PLUS Suzi Quatro and Joan Jett.
Which leads us to our Song of the Day...
Thank you for reading. Once again God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Stay classy, Chicago!
